7 Works in Protective Jack Hammer | Weasel
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Peter is working his ass off just to make ends meet and somehow ends up working in a shady bar surrounded by even shadier people. However, college tuition and rent are a bitch, so what does he care if he's working for a money laundering scheme so long as his tips keep paying for his groceries and rent. Besides, the job has some perks in the form of who he's positive is, some kind of mercenary who seems to be single-handedly paying to keep his fridge stocked.
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- Part 3 of Bunny's 2025 Kinktober
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Frostbite by writer168
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
10 Aug 2025
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Peter wasn’t going to let May pay the rent all on her own. Not when there was two of them, not when being Spider-Man made everything that much harder.
And if that meant washing scratched up dishes and scrubbing old blood from the tile grout at Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Girls, then so be it.
But then one night, his skin turned blue.
(If only his problems didn’t multiply from there.)
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What Peter Wants by ShadTastic
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"Spidey has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful brain?" The merc said without thinking, batting his eyes at the other, not like Peter could see, but he was sure the other knew.
"Excuse me?" Spider-Man turned to the mercenary, soon after stuffing a piece of his hotdog into his mouth.
'What kind of weirdo is my best friend to say something like that?'
Deadpool gasped, squealing like a schoolgirl. "I KNEW you liked me!! I can't believe you never told me I was your best friend!"
Peter narrowed his eyes, chewing his hotdog. "I...didn't say that out loud did I?"
AU parody of "What Women Want" where Wade wakes up suddenly able to hear Peter's thoughts and he uses it to become closer to him.
But when the powers begin getting worse, Wade wishes he could've just learned the normal way.
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Even the Depths of the Night Cannot Blind me. by DrawingWolf03
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Jan 2025
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Weasel hates pain.
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When Does a man Become a Monster? by DrawingWolf03
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
02 Jan 2025
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Weasel is surrounded by people gaining superpowers.
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They Care About You by Anime_Fan2023
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Dec 2024
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Peter Parker is a foster kid and superhero with no self preservation who for some reason decides ‘yeah, working at a bar for mercenary’s is the best job for me to apply to’.
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- Part 1 of Ferret = Peter Parker
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bad timing (the clock ticks in spite of us) by the_wicked_child
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jan 2021
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Framed for a felony drug charge while vying for an internship at Stark Industries, Peter Parker loses his scholarship, job opportunities, six months of freedom, and faith in the criminal justice system.
Although Peter is still secretly Spider-man, he is now more commonly known as Mouse, a dishwasher at NYC's Hellhouse and Weasel’s unofficial messenger boy.
We do what we must.