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Quark might have caused a vomiting epidemic at Deep Space Nine...
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- Part 8 of Trektober 2025
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Quark and Yasha are getting married. The only issue is, how many assurances are they going to need to secure their union and keep their shirts should something happen? And what is Liquidator Brunt going to do?
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- Part 2 of Profit-Based Love Stories
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“Hello, Quark!” Ishka crooned, smiling a toothy, bejeweled, clothed smile at her son. “I’ve been meaning to get a hold of you for quite some time, now!”
Quark loved his mother.
He really did.
But Moogie got under his nerves like nobody else did.
“Oh? You did?” Quark asked, doing his best not to sneer at his mother. He didn’t want to be outright disrespectful — she did raise him.
“Yes! I was going to ask you if you could take on a favor.” His mother smirked over the screen. “There's a woman named Yasha. She’s been learning how to make a profit as a female.”
A stone dropped in his belly.
“Mother,” Quark said tightly over the subspace call, “you can’t be serious.”
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When Quark is forced to take on a clothed female apprentice, his beliefs, happiness, and business are all going to be challenged and threatened. The only thing left to do is figure out if Yasha is going to try and buy his affection... or steal his business and profit.Series
- Part 1 of Profit-Based Love Stories
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After spectacularly failing the notoriously complex task of using a whisk, Odo has a very important question for Quark. (Based on the dinner scene from S3E4, "Equilibrium")
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An Average Day at Quarks by Lizardman_andhis_Doctorfriend
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
28 Nov 2024
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Just a short depiction of what a normal day at Quarks might look like. Or is it…
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In a mighty castle located deep within Bajor’s forests, lives a gooey beast. A beast who can change his form however he pleases, frightening all in his wake. A person cursed to become more and more Human by the day until he finds someone who truly loves him. But who would ever love a horrific beast?
Rom ends up finding this castle by accident, and the Beast captures him. Quark is given no choice but to trade his own freedom to let his brother go, becoming a prisoner to the Beast. Maybe, just maybe, he's the one who can break the curse...
OR, that Beauty-and-the-Beast AU Quodo fic that no one asked for.
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Chief O'Brien Gets Sold On eBay for $5 by beat_me_with_a_bag_of_coins
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
30 Sep 2024
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Miles O'Brien has had a tough life, but he never thought he'd be sold for such a low price. And by the station's bartender, no less. Go figure.
On another note, Dukat has lost his man purse from last time's torturous visit and is searching for it everywhere on Terok Nor— oops... Deep Space Nine.
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- Part 2 of trekkie fics
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An Interview with an Historian On the Eve of Federation by solarbird
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
14 Feb 2024
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A Federation has arrived to negotiate Ferenginar's possible entry into the United Federation of Planets, and on a network which may as well be The History (Of Ferenginar) Channel, one of their better-known author-historians discusses the history of the Hew-Mons, and why he thinks joining that Federation is, in fact, a very good idea.
All while promoting his new book and Slug-O-Cola, naturally.
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Go With Your Gut by chryysalis for anr
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon), Star Trek
25 Dec 2023
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Mariner and Ransom are planet-side in this episode for some boring *yawn* second-contact talks on a new planet with NO parties, NO drugs and NO plush diplomatic accommodations! ...Okay I guess they have some pretty neat street food, but that's it. What a snore!
Dear reader, join us as two extremely feelings-averse Starfleet officers get into a bunch of scrapes and are forced to share a bed in a tiny hotel room.
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Sisko helps Nog prepare for the behavioural expectations at Starfleet Academy
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- Part 8 of Short Treks: Behaviour Management
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The Profit Seeker's Wisdom by bullethead
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek - Various Authors, XCOM (Video Games) & Related Fandoms
29 May 2023
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A traveling Ferengi salesman reflects on the lessons he has learned, and tries to make a profit in an unforeseen situation. Based on an idea from the XCOM story idea thread.
Originally written in 2015 as part of a story contest on another site with the theme "Lessons Learned."
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A year after the Keeoopii Invasion. After an alleged assassination attempt on Rom, Quark finds himself Acting Nagus. While political intrigue, a returning lover, and a looming danger of the returning Keeoopii are all around him, Quark tries to place his trust in the Great River if nothing else, but trusting himself to feel its current seems almost impossible.
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- Part 2 of Not all that Shimmers is Latinum
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To prepare for the future, Odo wants to practice being in a relationship. He picks Quark as his teacher.
Good thing Quark knows about relationships.
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Tensions are high, politics raging. Some people predict a Ferengi civil war (which means a series grueling legal battles the likes of which have not been seen on the planet since before the Alliance). Although no longer banished since the recent reforms, Pel isn't even sure what she is anymore as she prepares for the big races in her new home on Pelipa. Then a weird hew-mon gone haywire who claims to know all of time and space (when it comes up in inconvenient flashes) knows that Ferenginar is being invaded by a sentient parasite in the process of buying out Ferenginar at it's lowest point. Quark is in the wrong place at the wrong time, as usual, but being dragged into a mess he considers Ferenginar's own fault by Bashir-possibly-gone-crazy and his old 'friend' Pel may be better for him than he thinks.
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- Part 1 of Not all that Shimmers is Latinum
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Quark ends up in a universe like his own, but with some things changed. Like, his nephew isn't dating Sisko's son. Or the hooman doctor isn't together with Garak. But most importantly, Odo isn't his husband anymore!
Looks like it's up to Quark to bring back the love.
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A drunk Quark gets thrown into a holding cell and a tired Odo is called in to deal with him.
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La Rège n°113 by Alienor27
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager, Star Trek
07 Feb 2021
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Pel est maintenant à la tête d'une entreprise de transports spatiaux et a réussi à convaincre des Romuliens de travailler pour elle. Cela lui donne l'unique avantage de pouvoir mettre à disposition de ses clients des vaisseaux munis d'un dispositif de dissimulation.
Si tout se passe bien, elle connaît cependant quelques désagréments avec l'un des pilotes Romuliens avec lequel elle se met dans une situation assez compromettante.
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A couple of years ago I had the “sonic-shower thought” that on Ferenginar, A Christmas Carol is billed as a horror story. This story is a result of that little thought. It’s just a bit of fun as the inhabitants of DS9 attempt to teach Quark the meaning of Christmas.
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When a Bajoran businessman is killed aboard Deep Space Nine, Sisko, pressured by the Bajoran provisional government, encourages Odo to pursue all avenues of investigation. Odo finds himself hesitant to investigate Quark, afraid of what he might discover. Will Odo uphold the law and uncover the truth, whatever it may be, or will he try to protect Quark?
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- Part 3 of Quodo
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Exactly what it says on the tin - now including sound bites of the canon rules, and a video compilation of moments from the shows.