12 Works in Saltburn-Typical Perversion

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    “Sorry I'm late, don, got a little carried away returning to these halls- always was a maze! Sir Felix Ca-ahh.”

    He'd lunged forward with a hand outstretched, ready to shake as the professor had straightened up. He turned in his chair lazily, freezing Felix in an awkward, half-bent position with those chilly blue eyes. There was a long moment as Oliver Quick observed him, no expression on his face, before a small smile made his mouth twitch. “It's good to see you, Felix. You look well.”


    Felix Catton is a happily married father of three teenagers, approaching 40, and he hasn't seen Oliver since his unfortunate overdose... Everything should be perfect. Everything is perfect.

    Until Felix's oldest daughter wants him to smooth things over with her tutor- and he finds himself face-to-face with Professor Oliver Quick. He's older. Wiser. Sensible. He doesn't lie any more.

    And so what harm could reconnecting with an old friend do?


    Sorry, Lu, but Ollie and I have this very sudden and intense psychosexual thing going on, and if I don't explore it I might go absolutely out of my mind, start clawing at the walls. You understand, don't you, Darling?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    285/?
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    Saltburn was a magical place where it seems like anything and everything happened. People fell in love, people fell out of love, secrets formed, secrets were uncovered, people came, people went, people lived, and people died. Saltburn was a tragic place that deserved more than what was told, especially when an outsider had finally made it in.

    Felix and Mariana loved eachother more than the fire loved oxygen. But... it was hard to focus at Saltburn. And Saltburn was unforgiving.

    Language:
    English
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    11,822
    Chapters:
    14/31
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    40
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    5
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    A work based on Saltburn (2023), where Ellie is Oliver, and Abby is Farleigh.

    Language:
    English
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    4,566
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    24
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    1
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    Really, it was all on Oliver that he was here in the first place, wishing the other boy was here with him to be the one to cheer him up. Though, then again, it was Oliver’s fault that he was upset in the first place. That was Felix’s best excuse for it, anyway.

    It probably was a bit obsolete given that now he was in the bathroom of a gay bar waiting for a stranger’s cock in his mouth. It wouldn’t do well to convince anyone, not when he was up to this point, but it was the only thing he could come up with.
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    who wanted painfully oblivious gay bar glory hole cattonquick? cuz that's what i'm providing.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    5
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    24
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    Set shortly after the ending of the film.

    Oliver is settling into his new home when Farleigh shows up unannounced, demanding answers and spoiling for a fight... or maybe something else.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,092
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    621
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    LEGGETE LE NOTE

    Un pretesto decisamente infantile varca la soglia empirea del rapporto tra due avventori dell'Hotel Des Bains. Segue una completa distruzione.

    Una sorta di finale alternativo. Leggete le note.

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    5,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    203
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    kinktober day 4: voyeurism

    Castiel watches Dean take a bath.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,886
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    This was Felix’s fucking year. Felix Catton. Webbe College. Oxford University. Just Felix Catton with the world at his fingertips.

    Stocky, solid as he ran into his chest. Dark brown hair contrasted by shockingly bright blue eyes. Overall, he was…Unassuming. Not much to look at, to be honest. Pale, a soft face, absolutely dorky clothes. Plaid flannel buttoned up nearly to his neck, thick glasses, a silly formal scarf. But his eyes. Unreadable, like he could see through people, and freezing cold. Eyes that Felix felt would haunt him.

    "I’m Felix. Felix Catton.”

    A spoiled rich boy, going through the trenches of extreme puppy love. He tries his best and fails, most of the time.

    “I’m Oliver. Oliver Quick.”

    Cattonquick Modern AU, reversal of roles AKA Felix is down BAD

    INDEFINITE HIATUS

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    130,338
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    1,236
    Kudos:
    1,084
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    156
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    You seem to have moved on from what happened the night before, but Oliver’s left craving more. 

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    Kudos:
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    Oliver never suspected he'd get caught, and he's not exactly against his punishment.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,137
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    709
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    Revelations like gashes in the gossamer fabric of chronovamponormativity, ca. 2024.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,507
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,589
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    Father Felix’s heart raced as the soft rap on the wooden door announced his arrival. He dreaded each time Oliver came to the small booth, and yet an unmistakable sense of shameful anticipation fluttered in his stomach. He smoothed his cassock, trying in vain to compose himself.

    “In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen. May God, who enlightens every heart, help you to know your sins and trust in his mercy.”

    “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,060
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,125

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