Sanji Forgets How to Breathe
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Shut-Up Kissing Is a Valid Communication Style by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
26 Oct 2025
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Summary
“I hate you,” Sanji gasps, covering his face.
Zoro leans on the counter and smirks. “You kiss all the people you hate?”
There’s a beat.
A long, excruciating, seismic beat where Sanji makes eye contact with the emergency wine rack and seriously considers smashing a bottle over his own head.
“I kissed you to shut you up,” he snarls.
“You could’ve just told me to shut up.”
“Oh, believe me, I have. Multiple times. All the time. But your mouth—your stupid mouth—never listens. It just keeps flapping like an idiot sail in an idiot storm on an idiot pirate ship and—!”
In which Sanji kisses Zoro to shut him up and it goes horribly, horribly right.
Series
- Part 8 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots