8 Works in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
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Non-musical Musical: Small Matter by Random_Guise
Fandoms: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
08 Jul 2025
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A short sequel to the 1964 film "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians", on many lists as one of the worst movies for all time. Perfect material for a musical with no music! I don't own these characters but I might have a can of chicken soup somewhere.
Despite what the title might suggest, Santa Claus does not actually vanquish the Martians in the 1964 film "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians", nor does he even apprehend them or get into some type of Claus-Fu type fight. There must be SOME way he can conquer them...
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- Part 4 of Non-musical Musical
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- English
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- 1,898
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 2
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RWBY at the Theater by TheClash1976
Fandoms: RWBY, Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Producers (2005), Emperor's New Groove (2000), Pinocchio (1940), The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Robert Louis Stevenson, South Park, The Jungle Book (Disney Animated Movies), Treasure Planet (2002), Spring Awakening - Sheik/Sater, Miss Saigon - Schönberg/Boublil/Maltby, Swan Princess (1994), Rent - Larson, Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Wicker Man (2006), Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
20 Dec 2024
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You know those reaction stories where a bunch of fictional characters are taken against their will to watch popular media by people who want to see their reactions to it. This story takes it back to where it all started, only with a little more song and dance to go along with the cheesy B-movies. Keep circulating the tapes.
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He Gave Me to Know I Had Something to Dread: Occult Mass Murders and the Christmas Season by AtomMudman
Fandoms: The King in Yellow - Robert W. Chambers, Silent Night Deadly Night (Movies 1984-1991), Black Christmas (1974), Black Christmas (2006), Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006), Wild at Heart (1990), Friday the 13th Series (Movies), Lake Placid (Movies), Splatterhouse (Video Game), Christmas Evil (1980), Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Society (1989), Miracle on 34th Street (1947), Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), Santa Clause (Movies)
05 Dec 2024
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An essay which unifies most of the major Christmas horror movies that have come out over the years, with a wide variety of assorted trash movie Easter eggs planted along the way. Blood, gore, incest, ritual sacrifice - Happy Holidays!
(Some elements of this story harken back to my novel The Bryan Gospels, the official expansion of the 2008 horror movie Bryan Loves You; I also reference elements from my novella The Divine Mrs. E.)
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Oh My God by awesomecool1028
Fandoms: Joshua and the Promised Land (2004), Garfield - All Media Types, Cube (1997 2002 2004), Homestuck, Despicable Me (Movies), Music RPF, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), Animal Jam (Video Game), Our Drawings (2023), Pup Star (2016), Foodfight! (2012), Warriors - Erin Hunter, Kozí příběh | Goat Story (Movies), Family Guy (Cartoon), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959), My Immortal, Star Trek: The Original Series, Actor RPF, The Lorax (2012), Angry Birds - All Media Types, Dragon Mania Legends (Video Game), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Alpha and Omega (2010), My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), Blake's 7, Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (1982), Pup Academy (TV), Breaking Bad, Troll 2 (1990), The Big Bang Theory (TV), The Simpsons
27 Oct 2024
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Gruridan (Half Gru, half Eridan) really wants to steal the moon. Meanwhile werewolf Chris Griffin seeks to avenge his mother.
A spiritual sequel to the Curious Incident of the Beatboxing Puppy in the Metaverse.Series
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: Good Ending by awesomecool1028
Fandoms: Space Mutiny (1988), Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), Christmas With Cookie (2016)
24 Sep 2024
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This is what happens when you let people who have watched some of the worst movies of all times write fan fiction.
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- Part 4 of Frantic Fanfic antics & shenanigans
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An Unexpected Christmas Eve by salmonpinesandorange
Fandoms: The Grinch (2018), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Cartoon 1966), Santa Clause (Movies), A Year Without a Santa Claus (1974), Santa Claus Is Coming to Town (1970), Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), The Nicholas Book: A Legend of Santa Claus - William Chad Newsom
19 Dec 2023
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Santa Claus and The Grinch spend Christmas Eve together. Unexpected things happen, with the addition of a truck and the festive kpopper atmosphere of Seoul.
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians by sirtalen
Fandoms: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
01 May 2017
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My attempt to do a modern version of this 1964 "classic". Because *everything* is being remade these days.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,136
- Chapters:
- 1/5
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 60
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A Long Winter's Night by Tiffany_Park
Fandoms: Stargate SG-1, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964), Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
22 Dec 2012
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Colonel Makepeace is captured by sinister elf commandos and taken to a strange parallel universe ruled by the despotic, all-powerful Santa Claus. A rather twisted crossover with AU versions of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (1964) and "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" (1964). An SG-3/Makepeace story written back in 2003, but hey, it's holiday themed.