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Honey, I'll hang you the moon by mammameesh (meeshxsmith) for jamilas_pen
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
05 Oct 2025
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David and Patrick celebrate their honeymoon at a cozy cabin in the woods.
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- Part 5 of White Christmas
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Five times our characters reflected beneath the moonlight.
Written for Schitt's Creek 31 Days of Halloween.
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It’s hard not to have fun. The siblings seem to hate each other as much as he hates them. They both seem to know how privileged, vain, vapid, and deeply selfish the other is, failing to see it in themselves. They try to embarrass each other with stories about their past life, some of which he recognizes from his research, some he doesn’t. They don’t seem to care who he is. He could be an undercover operative from the government, sent to spy on them, for all they know. Patrick is glad he didn’t spend any time creating an elaborate backstory. No one has asked him anything.
Patrick is a tax investigator with the federal government who has tracked the Roses for years. When David Rose starts making moves to start a business, he heads to Schitt's Creek to see for himself what's going on.
Or, an obnoxiously canon-compliant retelling based on a head canon I can't unsee.
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“You’re a vision, David,” a breathy, deep voice was telling him. “This is how you were meant to be presented to the world.”
On a trip to NYC to celebrate the latest milestone in Alexis’ career, David and Patrick run into a face from his old crowd. What was supposed to be a highly anticipated city break/family reunion quickly turns awry.
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Patrick gets his wisdom teeth removed earlier in the show timeline and goes back to his hometown to get it done. Marcy discovers some interesting things about Patrick as he's recovering from surgery and the anesthesia is wearing off.
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An hour later found Patrick shivering, pecking away at the keyboard. His throat was killing him, he was freezing cold, and nothing sounded better than being in bed.
“Patrick, where are the—” David asked, sticking his head though the curtain. “Oh, my god. Are you okay?” David rushed over to where Patrick was hunched. He looked terrible.
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- Part 25 of Sicktember 2025
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David Rose had not, in fact, planned to be in his mid-thirties, single, and on television. Or—fine—thirty-eight, which is still technically your mid-thirties if you tilt your head and squint. The point was, he was not old, there was still time, and this whole Married at First Sight thing was supposed to be casual. A way to fill his calendar and, incidentally, give the show the excitement of a celebrity special, because he was so generous like that.
(Or Married At First Sight UK just started and the gays were doing it RIGHT so here we are)
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Patrick and David are visiting the Brewers when he finds something of interest. He tries to sneak some for himself, but gets caught. Then gets caught in a lie. It all spirals pretty quickly. Poor embarrassed button.
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- Part 11 of Pants on Fire
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Marcy shares something she learned on the internet. David and Patrick find it very funny.
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How to make a David Rose holiday sweater
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- Part 3 of Fan art
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Patrick is a little loose lipped when on morphine and shares a secret with his business partner, David.
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David and Patrick go on their Honeymoon. Moira volunteers to babysit Ian while Marcy is helping Rachel. This is a VERY blended family story.
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- Part 4 of White Christmas
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Wicked: proudly brought to you by the Schitt's Creek Community Theatre and Vaudevillians by Bwg71 for Chelle68
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek, Wicked - All Media Types
17 Sep 2025
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Just a silly little head canon I have wanted to do for a while now, and how is there a more perfect excuse to go and do it than to (hopefully) bring a smile to my lovely friend Chelle68 xxxxx sending you hugs and smiles mate.
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Patrick auditions for the local musical, but doesn't get the part he wants. It's not the first time, but this time he and David both learn a little something.
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Patrick has a decision to make before the next open mic night.
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Marcy and Clint plan a surprise visit after Patrick tells them he proposed to David. They also attend the opening night of CABARET and after-party.
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Here for Your Sister (and Brother) by AuthorByNight for Chelle68
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
15 Sep 2025
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Ted and David, and Patrick and Alexis, discuss their respective siblings and beaus. Takes place during season five.
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- Part 8 of Patrick and Ted's Rose Adventures
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patrick takes care of david when he's having a bad day. that's it folks! :)
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David Rose is autistic, but he doesn't know it yet. Turns out, Schitt's Creek is the perfect place for self discovery.
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David is upset at Patrick. Patrick doesn't know why. He enlists Stevie's help to get to the bottom of the issue.
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