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While exploring an inventor’s lab, a comedy of errors causes Varian to be hit with a love potion. And who else could he fall in love with besides Hugo?
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Senku Ishigami never put a fraction of effort into finding love—until an impossible event defied all logic. When a mysterious portal deposits Artemis, an arts professor from another universe, into his lab encased in stone, Senku is exhilarated by the scientific anomaly. Reviving her was just another experiment. Understanding her? A challenge. Falling for her? A variable he never accounted for.
As Artemis carves a place for herself in their post petrified world, her creativity clashes and intertwines with Senku’s unshakable logic. From late-night lab projects and caffeine-fueled debates to an ongoing battle of wits (and unresolved tension), their compatibility cannot be denied. However, Senku begins to question: was Artemis’s arrival truly random, or is there a greater equation at play?
A slow-burn romance of science, art, and the undeniable chemistry between two brilliant minds.
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“...I do,” Viktor finally said. He took another gulp of coffee to buy himself some time. “But there are – there are other details first, no? What is the pay?”
None of this was worth anything if Viktor’d end up in the same place that he’d started, after all.
“Oh,” Vander said, brow furrowing. “I don’t know, actually – ‘s not like I pay myself – oi, Benzo!”
Vander pitched his voice up a bit, lifting his chin at one of the Last Drop’s patrons. A big man – not quite as large as Vander himself, but still – looked up from where he’d been pouring over a book.
“What’s the going rate for good help, these days?” Vander asked.
“Three cogs an hour,” the other man replied. “Four, if the help knows how to make a better latte than you.”
“Benzo keeps the books,” Vander explained, returning his attention to Viktor. “Among other things. Can you make a latte?”
“Yes,” Viktor said, lying through his teeth.
(Or, Vander runs a coffeehouse. Silco runs a revolution. Vi runs a high school fight club. Powder runs experiments on long-suffering strangers. Heimerdinger runs a molecular biology lab. Mel is running from her past, Jayce is running on dreams, and Viktor is running out of time.)
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Burning desires by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Feb 2025
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As an attempt to prove yourself as the world's greatest scientist (self-proclaimed), You finally decide to use the time machine you've been working on since forever.
It worked. But What happens when a modern woman wakes up in the heian era? Will you be able to get back? Spread feminism? Or die at the hands of a misogynistic prick because everything a woman does is labeled as "hysteria' or witch craft.
However your feminist beliefs do catch attention, just not from the person - or creature- You wanted.
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Copper and Tellurium by LydiaofWhiterun4E
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 Jan 2025
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"Don't worry, Sprout," Jayce grinned with a hubris one reasonably obtained from dating two higher god-like beings. "Stick with me and I'll help you talk to the girl of your dreams instead of banging your emotions into other women."
Caitlyn groaned, palming her face. "Please never say 'banging' again, Jayce." But against her better instincts she looked up with an exhausted smile. "But thank you. I appreciate your help."
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In a happier AU, Caitlyn made the mistake of asking Jayce for advice on how to ask Vi out. She should have stuck with her own method.
A/N: [Slow to Update]
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- Part 36 of Writing exercises/ self-indulgent stories
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While their bros had a fun night of making whatever culinary masterpiece they planned that day, the lazier bros had their own quiet chill out session together. Only problem is boredom leads to a game of nerdy pick-up lines as things heat up between Red and Stretch.
A Slew of Saucy Scientific puns with the request of flirting gone too far (in a good way wink wink) with Red and Stretch as my Secret Santa Gyftfic for the always lovely (and Madlading Mod) the Cute Cognito!
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Just a cute cracky little fic where Cas and Dean are mates in science class who frequently get up into trouble and now they are doing a Heart dissection.
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a theory of a thing (definites are too big, the planets too far - hold my hand) by n0thllng
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
11 Sep 2024
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“It’s just that, all day at work we talk about these big ideas, the matter of being, life at the quantum scale, and then, you take the bus home, and you’re still human, you’re still… lonely, and it is still very much... confusing and unresolved. It’s sort of like I’m stuck between the unending cosmos, and the tiniest quantum particles, and I’m just a really unimpressive human, acting like I have my shit together as I’m talking about concepts that will outlast my entire life.”
alternatively: Kuroo Tetsuro tells really bad pick up lines.
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Drivin Under The Stars Where The Patterns Blur by Simplevanquish
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Aug 2024
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They had been tiptoeing on slippery surfaces this whole time, and yet, this is what made them fall, like they couldn't dodge bullets anymore, like-
Harry had kissed Peter first.
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Charlie is sexy and sweet, Jeff knows his older brother is "hot", but he wouldn't be a good younger brother if he didn't make Charlie sick of him half the time. Jeff challenges Charlie when he manages to drag him to a club - to pick up someone using only bad pick-up lines.
Charlie accepts the challenge - if he succeeds, Jeff promises to finally introduce him to his boyfriend, who he's been hiding from Charlie for months.
//English is not my first language - please be understanding if there are mistakes in the text (I would be grateful for feedback).//
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- Part 71 of Pit Babe AU
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Five Times Maura didn't notice women were flirting with her, and One Time she did by JulieVerne
Fandoms: Rizzoli & Isles
25 May 2024
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Maura has always been a little oblivious to the signs of flirtation.
Especially from women.
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keep me safe in your foggy memory by ohLIERbabe
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
26 Apr 2024
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While visiting Hotel OJ, Cabby suddenly realizes she's missing something important.
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If someone had told Jake he was gonna have a tall and handsome-as-hell student flirt with him, he wouldn't have believed them—maybe just thrown them an eye roll and walked away.
But they probably should have still told him. That way, he could've at least prepared for the sudden influxes of oxytocin in his system whenever Sunghoon comes around.
(That was chemistry, yeah.)
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Mr Brown tells the students of his science class that there will be a project and that they have to get into groups of four Joey immediately goes over to his genius girlfriend Sally she smiles brightly at him "we need to find two more partners!" She said softly adjusting her glasses "ugh, don't you think we can just work together?" he said not wanting to embarrass himself in front of somebody else other than Sally "I'm sure there's gonna be somebody who needs a group and they can join us it's not gonna be that bad!" Sally said optimistically.
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It's Cultural. by lirulin
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
27 Jan 2024
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Spock wants to eat dinner. Kirk wants to learn Vulcan Pick Up Lines. Scotty is also here.
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- Part 2 of Vulcan Pick Up Lines
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What were your parents' professions...because certain sections of your anatomy resemble fine baking. by lirulin
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
27 Jan 2024
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Spock "seduces" Uhura.
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- Part 1 of Vulcan Pick Up Lines
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In which your soulmate sees everything you write on your skin, it seems that Kara's soulmate can only spill ink on herself.
(Kara is in love from there).
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"Okay, so here are the comms that will assist us in carrying out this mission," Brainy explained, and then his voice took on a mischievous tone. "And I believe Nia bought a...'Sexy Atoms' costume last night online while I rejoiced in slumber."
Kara froze, her eyes widening in disbelief. "Nia bought what?!" Before she could fully react, there was a knock at the door, and Brainy hopped up to answer it, saying, "Spruck! It's arrived."
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Kara feels slightly left out when she sees her girlfriend Lena having fun with Brainy while talking about quantum mechanics. She decides to ask for Brainy’s help with a plan so she can feel closer to Lena. Nia orders a Sexy Atoms costume to help. Just read it.
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5 times Kamran accidentally flirted with Bruno + 1 time he meant it by marvelstan123
Fandoms: Ms. Marvel (TV 2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 May 2023
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Basically Kamran is an accidental flirt and Bruno is a King at not taking the hint. Also, they're both very oblivious.
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“Yangyang just because you are cute does not mean that was a good pickup line whatsoever.”
“Oh, you think I’m cute?”
Shit, he didn’t mean to say that the other was cute. But with one look at Yangyang and Renjun’s faces, you could tell both of them were blushing.
“Shut up, I don’t know what you are talking about.”
alternatively: Renjun gets roped into a microbiology class by his friends who use the lab to flirt with their boyfriends while Renjun is just trying to get through the class until he catches feelings for his new friend Yangyang.