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    Conmovido ante el insaciable vandalismo de la estatua de Gaturro, Milei ordenó desplazarla ante el Muro de los Lamentos en Israel y con alquimia macumba, transmutarla en un feroz gólem furry saiayín para domar a los resistentes gazatíes, pues estaban renuentes al exterminio. ¿Qué pasará si el roce hace al afecto? ¿Milei abandonará la zoofilia y el incesto en favor del Gaturro 2.0?

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    1,642
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    19
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    Leo wants all of him. Thinks it's possible to be in ecstasy while burning in hell. Suicide before he lets Neymar see any tears in his eyes. He has studied the absences of many. Still fights everything in himself to not give up on Neymar, even when he disappears at nights.

    Because when life gives him lemons, Messi makes lemonade.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,245
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    169
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    They're meant to be together

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    42
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    A letter never delivered. A farewell that was never complete. Years later, when silence is no longer a refuge, Shakira finds what Alejandro kept hidden for so long. And with it, a truth she had been singing between the lines.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,092
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    59
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    Yoshi does a dance which causes his moves to win

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,795
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    14
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    how i see MHA in my head

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    542
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    85
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    gossiping in fanfic format

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    413
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    9
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    Либо это очень странная шутка, либо он действительно попал в другой мир

    Series
    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    29,029
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    692
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    Iker Casillas is living a dream. At twenty-one years old, he plays for the greatest team in the world and has everything he wants. There was no better way to enjoy his youth.

    Until his best friend dies and leaves a huge responsibility in his hands: a daughter who isn’t even his.

    Little by little, the goalkeeper gets used to it and learns how to handle her. With his new life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,331
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    409
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    Lionel Messi is an average high school student on his way to become the best football player Liga High has ever seen.

    Cristiano Ronaldo is the strange new kid freshly moved from Portugal, who comes in and competes with Lionel for the number one spot.

    When Leo accidentally finds out that Cris is a Succubus seducing and leeching energy off of the other players, suddenly things become a lot more complicated

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,006
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    183
    Kudos:
    325
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    5,281
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    Celebrities perform in interracial sex scenes on camera in this new series.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    117,269
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    108,419
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    At some point, ten of the greatest pop musicians of all time were transformed into massive planets, creating a new solar system that mirrored our own, many lightyears away.

    Years later, a goth woman dies in a car accident, and winds up on one of the planets in the afterlife. She must travel to each planet to reach full enlightenment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,296
    Chapters:
    3/11
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    238
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    “Is this your rebellious teen phase?” Himeko laughs

    “It’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle!” Stelle

    smirks

    smugly

    before

    “Ah F*CK!”

    ramming her thigh into the table as she stands up. She still maintains a face of stone, even as she places a vice-like grip over the affected area, trying her best to not wince like a broken door hinge when she takes a step.

    “Ouch! And does your lifestyle involve bottling everything up?”

    “Haha… aha…”

    “Nope.”

    She abruptly picks up a cushion and screams into it (1 kudos = 1 prayer for Cushion-Kun what are you doing go back to the usual vernacular bro) setting off the maternal instinct alarm bells that Lady Macbeth could never relate to in Himeko (hey there fellow Macbeth readers)

    “… I’ll get you an ice-pack kiddo.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,516
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    219
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    Jeremy is a horny, depraved, immature eleven-year-old who gets magical powers that allow him to essentially become a god. Rather than using this power for the benefit of society, Jeremy hypnotizes everyone in Los Angeles (including a massive number of jaw-droppingly sexy celebrities) into his obedient bimbo slaves, and transforms LA into his depraved paradise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,709
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    44,837
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    Neymar swears he isn't homophobic. He really isn't. He has no problem with his little sister dating girls, and doesn't blink an eye when he sees Rafinha making out with a guy. It would be hypocritical of him to judge who other people sleep with when he himself has quite the fuckboy reputation. So why does his stomach churn every time he imagines Leo bringing a boy home?

    Based off the tweet: "Straight guy worries he's being homophobic to gay roommate, realizes he's fallen in love with him"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,342
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    237
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3,122
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    The Gnard Martians are back, and Springfield is in their way. The Rigelians and the Paec Martians go to Springfield to join the fight. What will it take for the infamous Simpson family to become the hero Springfield needs?

    (R.I.P. Norm MacDonald, 1959-2021)

    _Yes, I know, I had to replace Norm with Tracy, due to a policy regardless of the dead._

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,941
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,013
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    Gavi is an 18 year old, first team player for FC Barcelona. He was supposed to go on, do great things, hopefully marry the love of his life.

    No where did he plan on becoming a dad to the child that magically appeared in his house.

    Oh well, at least the kid's cute.

    BEING REWRITTEN
    ______

    Or Leo gets turned into a four year old and Gavi is left to become father of the year

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,581
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    289
    Kudos:
    601
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    18,701
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    In 2023, the cordycep infection broke out, sending humanity spirally.

    Two years later, Leo and Shakira are tasked with taking the possible cure up north.

    _____

    Or,

    Last of Us Au, where Leo's Joel, Shakira's Tess, and Gavi's Ellie.

    for bytheriverblue, bookabura, and rainy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,122
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    625
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    Soon, she can feel the pound of Leo’s heart calm back down. And in the quiet comfort of his room, she can't help but utter the words, “I love you,” Before she lets sleep overtake her body.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,536
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    669
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    Heather Fellaway never got to be a kid. Matthew Yin never got over his childhood. Tom Beckett never grew up.

    Now, in their mid-twenties, Heather, Matthew and Tom lead not-so-satisfying adult lives as teachers (and friends) at Alameda Senior High School. That is, until Tom hatches the so-ridiculous-it-might-just-be-brilliant idea of starting a rock band.

    But there's a catch: none of them know how to be rock stars...or even musicians for that matter. And a blossoming love triangle between Tom, Heather and the Perfect Guy (TM) threatens to derail their musical dreams altogether.

    With themes of multicultural identity, overcoming the past and an enduring love for the music of Queen & Shakira (forever), True Rock is a heartfelt coming of age story for grown-ups...with a rock and roll twist.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,772
    Chapters:
    12/20
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    192

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