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Fair warning, this is a much angrier, ruder, more dirty minded and all around more fed up Ron than in my other stories on here. As a result of this and the general arc of the fic (see below) it is very critical of Harry and Hermione and Snape and the Malfoys. Everyone is a little bit mental and dark in this fic.
Please note the satire tag, this is a fic that pokes at the plot of Deathly Hallows (and other HP books) …for fun, it’s not a manifesto... and doesn’t actually reflect what I think of the characters - go see some of my other work for more canon tone fics that are more in line with how I actually think. The critique is thus actually aimed at the author (JKR) and the point of this is to be a bit extreme (again for fun and for the sake of satire…)
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What if the Weasley’s aren’t very impressed with the way Harry handled the war effort and its aftermath? And they know a hell of a lot more about the Wizarding World than Harry and Hermione.Ron re-connects with his family, his ex and the Wizarding World while he increasingly disconnects from Harry and Hermione. Eventual Ron/Lavender. Not epilogue-compliant.
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Hermione granger is a lot of things, the brightest witch of her age ⅓ of the great golden trio and the entire wizarding worlds guess as to who the next future minister of magic is, and she definitely isn't stupid she knows her parents' treatment of her is well ….unorthodox. She knows the silent treatment until she's perfect is cruel and unattainable. She knows the near daily beatings would have her classmates and perhaps her professors in tears..
So Hermione does what she does best, she sucks it up and she continues to play the devoted muggle born best friend while silently applying bruise balm to her glamoured wounds and pouring her every free moment into her studies while ignoring Ronald's nagging to know what they are after their chaste kiss during the final battle
Until their 8th year where after the war everyone returning to Hogwarts has to be resorted, tension fly, inter-housing bonds strengthen and past rivalries turn into fierce friendships. Will the abuse Hermione is going through finally come to light or will she be stuck licking her wounds all over again?
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Siedem lat po wybuchu wojny Hermiona i Ginny mają dość bycia traktowanymi jak śmieci. Po zbyt wielu zdradach ze strony Harry’ego i Rona, postanawiają dołączyć do Śmierciożerców, całkowicie zmieniając zasady gry.
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The Cursed Child by Kaiak_the_killer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
25 Sep 2025
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The Malfoy's have been known for being a traditional pure-blooded family, being one of the few to stay entirely pure out of the Sacred Twenty-Eight, until Scorpius was born.
The Heir of Draco Malfoy and Kasai Akiyota, Scorpius is born to two ancient,pure-blooded and well-respected families,one in the west, the other in the east, yet the Akiyota had a secret they'd held for centuries. As the sins of the father reach the wizarding world Scorpius is forced to grapple with the weight of keeping his family's secret.
I read All The Young Dudes and got the courage to post my own Harry Potter Future Au centered around Scorpius :3
This is heavily heavily inspired by ATYD so the formatting is similar ;u; -
Breaking the Potions Professor by HalfBloodObession (Jessica_Hewitt)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Sep 2025
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Years after the war, Hermione Granger tried to live the life everyone expected of her: a Ministry job, a quiet flat, and a safe routine. But peace did not suit her. Power had always whispered in her blood, and eventually, she stopped ignoring it.
In the shadows of London’s hidden wizarding elite, Hermione carves out a new identity—as a Dominant. Not the kind of control born from cruelty, but from strength, precision, and presence. Word spreads quickly in the underground circles of magical submission and power exchange: the Golden Girl has claimed her throne.
One night, reviewing her carefully curated list of session requests, a familiar name appears on the parchment in delicate, spidery script.
Severus Snape.
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The war has just started, or so they thought. They are forced to think differently when a little boy pops onto the dining table at Grimmauld Place and says he's from the future- and he's got the memories to prove it and just when they thought nothing could get weirder they ask him who his parents are and that's when they are forced to dramatically alter plans. He just named 16 year old Hermione as his mother and 35 year old Severus as his father and what's even weirder- he also named Lucius Malfoy as his other father. Follow Severus and Hermione through the future as they battle the dark forces and then their own emotions.
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The limerence of a young Hufflepuff by Im_here_for_the_smut_and_angst
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2025
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Seraphina hear's hints of her parents past, is it really that bad? Her relationship with McGonagall is unclear, are they friends or just teacher and student? McGonagall finds herself more exhausted every single year that comes with new students. Dolores complicates everything.. bringing the ministry into Hogwarts itself.. can Seraphina find out the truth while blind?
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A drunken hug meant for Ginny should have been harmless. So why is Hermione now haunted by dreams that feel too real—and why are there holes in her memory she can’t explain?
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Draco hasn't slept for weeks and completely passes out on the train to Hogwarts.
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Everyone thought they knew the story: the war heroes, the golden couple, the perfect wedding. But Hermione Granger has been living someone else’s version of her life—and she’s done being quiet about it. With help from unexpected allies, she’s ready to reclaim her story, her magic, and herself.
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The Asylum That Raised Her by Mermaidflete for Hypothetically
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Sep 2025
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Five years after the war, Hermione Granger is a shell of who she once was. Locked away in an insane asylum, her mind fragmented by what she saw/did during a mission.
The Ministry claims she was driven mad by Bella's cursed blade.
When a new law passes, that requires the rehabilitation and release of all children of war, Hermione is to be set free. However, there's a stipulation: someone must take responsibility of her or she will remain institutionalised indefinitely.
Riddled with guilt, Draco Malfoy steps up.
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Shadow Legacy by Lunawolf76
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Batman - All Media Types
21 Sep 2025
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Lucien Potter is the older brother of Harry Potter, the boy who lived, the unwanted child of Lily and James Potter. He was the reminder of Lily's infidelity and almost ruined marriage. He never knew who his father was because Lily didn't tell anyone even if she made it clear she hated Lucien. 21 years later Lucien is forced on a plane to America with Harry Potter and the Dursleys to meet his father: Bruce Wayne.
Could Bruce and his family be the family Lucien didn't know he needed or will Bruce be like everyone else? -
Hemlock Sanctuary by Siriusly1299
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types
20 Sep 2025
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Hermione Granger didn’t come to Forks for adventure. She came because she needed air in her lungs, silence in her mind, and a chance to remember who she was without him. The old cabin should have been enough—a place to heal in peace. But peace is fragile, and the forest has a way of leading her toward people who refuse to let her stay alone forever.
A story of healing and finding yourself after trauma
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Two years had passed since the final battle, since Voldemort lost. Two years since the night, a blur of grief and firewhisky, where she and Harry had found a desperate, fleeting solace in each other's arms. A mistake, she’d thought, a moment of weakness. But mistakes, she’d learned, had consequences. She didn’t want to get pregnant. Merlin, she had had so many plans.
Athena.
The name was a whispered prayer, a fragile bloom in the wasteland of her heart. Athena, her daughter, her secret, her fierce, impossible love. A love born of a night she wished she could erase, yet a love that burned brighter than any regret.
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Lorsque les liens se brisent et que l’espérance s’effondre, il ne reste que la nuit. Hermione se perd dans les abysses de la magie noire, consumée par la guerre et la trahison. Mais au cœur de l’obscurité, un ange déchu se révèle : promesse de salut ou sentence éternelle, il sera aussi bien sa délivrance que sa perte.
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The war is over, but the wizarding world lies in ruin, its heart rotting under the iron grip of Draco Malfoy, the White Serpent. Leading the Serpentes a savage gang of war orphans forged in blood and fear.
Draco rules with ruthless precision, flanked by the unhinged Theo Nott and the calculating Blaise Zabini. In a decaying Diagon Alley, they find Hermione Granger, battered and broken, her vibrant spirit dulled by hidden scars and betrayal. Whisking her to the hollow grandeur of Malfoy Manor, the Serpentes uncover the extent of her suffering old wounds masked by her healer’s cunning.What follows is a dark odyssey no one could foresee. -
When Your Banners Were Burnin' Down (Gloria, Viva la Gloria) by MarvelousAvengfulSlytherin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
15 Sep 2025
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or Harry and Ginny are twins. Harry isn't the Boy-Who-Lives but he and everyone else thinks so, Ginny actually is and Voldemort knows it too.
Ginny is raised as a Potter, a Lestrange, a Black and an American. Everyone else is not happy about this turn of events. Her family is more than happy to raise hell alongside her.
They are not the only children to suffer. Marlene McKinnon had three children - all of whom were kidnapped with one presumed dead. So when Sirius Black escaped Azkaban and someone connects the dots, three students' world turns upside down and are seen with suspicion.
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"Always the fool with the slowest heart"
Keoghan Mercury is the perfect Wizarding heir in every way except for one. She is a Hufflepuff in a family of Slytherins. In order to gain back favor with her family, she forms an alliance with a Hogwarts Champion for the status benefits. However, she soon finds that she feels more than neutrality towards him, and makes a choice that will change her life for the worse. -
Dead Man’s Daughter by xGhostxKittyx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sons of Anarchy
13 Sep 2025
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She wasn’t who they said she was. She never was.
Hermione Granger ended the war, but peace never came easy. Not for girls like her. The kind with too much power, too many questions, and bloodlines no one wants to talk about.
She was supposed to stay quiet. Stay grateful. Stay exactly where they put her.
She didn’t.
Now she’s halfway across the world, hiding in plain sight, surrounded by criminals who don’t care what kind of magic she bleeds only that she’s got bite. And when one of them looks at her like she’s something worth burning for?
She doesn’t run.
Because she’s not the Golden Girl anymore.
She’s the dead man’s daughter.
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Hermione had always been told she was enough. If she worked hard and did what she loved, everything else would fall into place.
Years after the Battle of Hogwarts, and now as a Ministry employee, Hermione sees how little has changed. Behind the post-war promises, prejudice against people like her permeates deep, even a war hero.
As the strain of her job takes precedence, cracks in her lifelong friendships begin to show, and Hermione realises she both needs and deserves more. A chance encounter with Pansy Parkinson and Daphne Greengrass provides her with something she never thought she would feel again: a sense of belonging.
When a DMLE orchestrated mission ends in disaster, the cracks become chasms. Alone and spiralling with her self-preservation in tatters, solace finds her unexpectedly in the form of Draco Malfoy. Now under the wings of five overly-protective Slytherins, Hermione begins to discover who she really is outside of the Golden Trio.
Plans begin to emerge for Pansy’s Hogwarts Reunion Party and Hermione finally feels in control, until the night swiftly dissolves into pandemonium.