16 Works in Smart Q (James Bond)

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    2002. Brosnan 007 (Sam Carmichael in my ‘verse) in the days following the events of the film Die Another Day, when he finally has the chance to deal with the trauma of his captivity in the North Korean prison where he’d been tortured for fourteen months. Kid Q (twelve years old in this story) helps his uncle recover. Family fluff, h/c. Bright Star ‘verse. Reading some (not all) of the other stories in this series is definitely recommended.

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    English
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    13,178
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,851
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    In 2002, twelve-year-old Q begins his studies at Cambridge and makes a friend (sort of maybe definitely). In 2012, the recruitment of an unconventional boffin sparks the birth of the Equipment Retrieval Unit (ERUdites for short). Bright Star ‘verse.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,281
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3,098
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    “Were you expecting an exploding pen? We don’t really go in for that sort of thing anymore.” Q and the exploding pen, in 2016 (Chapter 1) and 1993 (Chapter 2). Bright Star ‘verse.

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    English
    Words:
    1,983
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    230
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,422
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    1999. Even extremely competent hacker-quartermasters had to be…less competent at one point. Features nine-year-old Q and his exasperated father. Part of my Bright Star ‘verse, but may stand alone. Posted in honor of Data Privacy Day (Jan. 28).

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    English
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    1,531
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,110
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    1994. Three-year-old Q is a big boy who knows all about the science of thunderstorms, and can definitely fall asleep without his father there to comfort him. But the lightning is a bit bright, and the thunder is a bit loud, and the storm is a bit close...Bright Star ‘verse, but can probably stand alone, if you keep in mind that my character Danny is Q as a child. The fluffiest fluff that ever fluffed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,177
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,062
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    1994. Sam Carmichael (Pierce Brosnan’s 007) bonds with his nephew over stitches, a visit to the zoo, and art. Featuring kid Q and family. Bright Star ‘verse, after “Pirate.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,898
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3,369
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    1992. Two-year-old Q and his father build an authentic hobbit hole. Bright Star ‘verse, after “Bed, Breakfast, and Bandages.” Posted a little late in honor of Hobbit Day (September 22nd).

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    English
    Words:
    1,047
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    256
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,334
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    A short story about how my OC Stuart Thomas (005) lost his eye. Lots of hurt/comfort and adorable kid Q. Bright Star ‘verse. Takes place in 1994, a couple of years after “Bed, Breakfast, and Bandages.”

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,548
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,727
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    ...and sometimes bombs. In 1992, the current 007 meets his predecessor’s two-year-old son, who is apparently a child genius. Begins directly after “An Old Friend” in 2014, but flashes back to 1992 and takes place mostly when Q is a child. A cute and fluffy family story, but with a splash of action. Part of the Bright Star ‘verse.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    16,608
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    380
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    5,976
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    March 1991. Stuart Thomas, also known as Agent 005 of MI6, finds out why his colleague, the former 007, disappeared. Features Baby Q, who is, of course, a child genius. Part of my Bright Star ‘verse.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,712
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    373
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    4,371
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    Q, who isn’t Q yet, is sent out on a mission with 002. Only one of them makes it back alive. Pre-Skyfall Q backstory for why Q is afraid of flying. Features big brotherly Alec Trevelyan, and lots of hurt/comfort and angst. Part of the Bright Star ‘verse, after “The Recruit,” but can stand alone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,275
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    410
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    5,570
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    Alec Trevelyan, AKA Agent 006, is sent on a job to recruit a genius hacker. He expects it to be boring, and it is, except when it isn’t. After all, this is how the youngest quartermaster in the history of MI6 was recruited. Pre-Skyfall Q backstory. A story in the Bright Star ‘verse, but may be read as a standalone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,289
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    407
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    5,431
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    Trzeba przyznać, obecny agent 007 był przeraźliwie inteligentny i M wielokrotnie zadawała sobie pytanie czy to na pewno był dobry pomysł, by awansować go na tę pozycję. Przeważnie sam tytuł stanowił niebezpieczeństwo – posiadanie statusu 007 skracało życie w znacznym stopniu – jednak tym razem M obawiała się, że pewien osobnik o lodowato niebieskich oczach i zmierzwionych blond włosach przyciągał o niebo więcej niebezpieczeństwa niż wymagała tego sama pozycja.

    Dodajmy do tego nowego kwatermistrza MI6: bezpretensjonalnego, genialnego okularnika zupełnie nieobeznanego ze szpiegowskimi sztuczkami, a jednak posiadającego głowę na karku i niewzruszony uśmiech.

    Ciekawscy agenci 00 oraz młodzi fach-mistrzowie mogą stanowić potencjalnie wybuchowe mieszanki…

    Language:
    Polski
    Words:
    12,858
    Chapters:
    3/23
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,756
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    Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed

    Enter MI6's new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don't always mix in predictable ways...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    118,362
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Collections:
    19
    Comments:
    1,858
    Kudos:
    9,453
    Bookmarks:
    3,321
    Hits:
    273,504
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    In which Q is seven, Bond is very much out of his element, and the world is about to get a taste of what a child super-genius can do when he only trusts one person. Period.

    James Bond was used to dealing with two things, generally: guns, and people trying to shoot him with guns. Usually, the second was a problem, and could be solved with the first. Kids were neither as dependable as guns, nor was it socially acceptable to shoot them if they became threatening.

    And how funny was it that one of Britain's best agents was more terrified by having to deal with a seven-year-old enigma than he was of facing a score of enemy sharp-shooters?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    145,138
    Chapters:
    33/33
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    1,313
    Kudos:
    3,702
    Bookmarks:
    1,484
    Hits:
    121,240
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    The morning after from Bond's perspective.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,602
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    333
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    9,432

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