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• Five Guys is a Perfectly Normal Dinner Option by BugsInMyBelfrey

  Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  09 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Parker Bradley (Date Everything!)/Chance (Date Everything!) (mentioned)
  • Parker Bradley (Date Everything!)/The Hanks (Date Everything!)
  • The Hanks/The Hanks (Date Everything!)
  • The Hanks (Date Everything!)
  • Parker Bradley (Date Everything!)
  • Chance (Date Everything!)
  • Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • barely - Character
  • he’s mentioned once and it’s very ‘blink and you’ll miss it’
  • Jerry (Date Everything!) (Mentioned)
  • Lady Memoria (Date Everything!) (mentioned)
  • Betty (Date Everything!) (mentioned)
  • Smut
  • just straight fucking lets be real here guys
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Gangbang
  • Sixsome - M/M/M/M/M/M
  • Group Sex
  • Creampie
  • a LOT of creampies
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Grinding
  • Cunnilingus
  • Double Penetration
  • Double Vaginal Penetration
  • Double Penetration in One Hole
  • Rough Sex
  • Tender Sex
  • the duality of The Hanks over here
  • Strap-Ons
  • t4t sex
  • Trans Parker Bradley (Date Everything!)
  • Nonbinary Parker Bradley (Date Everything!)
  • he/him pronouns for Parker Bradley
  • Trans Hank 4 (Date Everything!)
  • he/him pronouns for Hank 4
  • Top Hank 1 (Date Everything!)
  • Top Hank 2 (Date Everything!)
  • Top Hank 3 (Date Everything!)
  • Switch Hank 4 (Date Everything!)
  • Bottom Parker Bradley (Date Everything!)
  • they’re running a train on this poor board game bro
  • ref do SOMETHING
  • Never writing a sixsome again this shit is HARD
  • <— lying
  • Blow Jobs
  • Hand Jobs
  • Infidelity Kink (sort of)
  • There’s no actual cheating Parker is just confused and in his feels abt his weird ass relationship with Chance
  • Is Infidelity Kink a thing?? Is that a thing???
  • Chance and Parker’s weird ass situationship AGAIN
  • they’ll figure it out soon I promise
  • Clothing Kink
  • idk if it counts actually Parker just gets to keep the shirt on bcs the Hanks think it’s cute
  • Praise Kink
  • masturbation (mentioned)
  • as in its intended but we don’t see it
  • Okay I think that’s it holy shit

  Summary

  In the wake of Parker and Chance’s rendezvous in the attic, Parker is left confused, emotionally exhausted, and worst of all: incredibly horny. So, he turns to his favorite coat hangers for some relief.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Parker and Chance Saga

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,989

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  107

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  1,091