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    Alastor’s life hasn’t always been easy. But he’s happy now; he has a job he likes, has friends he cherishes, and a hobby to indulge in. Until one night Alastor catches something that he should not have caught. Something big and dangerous, something that changes everything for him.

    Aka human Alastor x monster Lucifer. A slowburn RadioApple monsterfucker fic ✨

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    23/?
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    Lucifer knew Alastor didn’t want him to think he was solely interested in him because of his money, but the stubborn idiot had already made that abundantly clear. Between that and him suddenly struggling to pull in clients like he once had (which made no sense whatsoever), he had no doubt the nest egg Alastor had bragged to him about was dwindling.

    On top of that, he’d received a suspiciously timed and surprisingly generous offer from Valentino of all people.
    Lucifer was probably being paranoid, but if Vox was involved like Lucifer suspected, this was only the beginning...

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    RadioApple Vampire AU with vampire!Lucifer and human!Alastor. All Lucifer wants is to live happily ever after with his bratty, brilliant, and headstrong boyfriend. However, a string of suspiciously bad luck on Alastor's part makes it seem as though rival vampire Vox hasn't given up on making the human his by any means necessary.

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    5/8
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    1,573
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    Alastor has been the conductor of the orchestra for years, youngest ever to hold the position, thank you kindly. When the Board pushes for an open audition, he was prepared for the tone-deaf clout chasers to waste his time.
    He was not prepared for Lucifer, the man who ruined his mid-morning coffee run, to reignite the fire in his heart that once drove him to compose. He was not expecting the return of the muse he lost years ago to be accompanied by violin concertos and dazzling sapphire eyes.

    And Lucifer? He just needed to get out of his newly-leased divorcee pad and figured the old violin he found amidst the boxed up ruins of his marriage was better than pickleball.

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    Lucifer makes a deal with Alastor; an audition for a phone number. As in all things, they make a royal mess of it from there.

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    6/10
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    39
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    119
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    39
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    Alastor quería un cachorro.
    Ya habían pasado cosas más extrañas en el infierno, como su amistad con el soberano del reino.
    Esta era solo otra cosa que conseguiría, o dejaría de llamarse el demonio de la radio.

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    97
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    18
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    1,383
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    A one time opportunity leads to more than Alastor ever expected

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    Kinktober day 6: Outdoor sex

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    Alastor wants to experience sex, so he asks the only person he trusts to show him what it's all about.

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    Charlie had no business being this curious about Alastor. He was guarded, dangerous, infuriatingly unreadable. She knew better than to push.

    But something about the way he held himself, the way his crimson eyes flickered when he thought no one was watching, kept pulling her in. She wasn’t sure what she was looking for - or why she couldn’t stop herself from chasing it.

    All she knew was that the closer she got, the harder it became to turn away.

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    All Lucifer wanted was to enjoy his unending boredom at his favorite restaurant in peace. Until it hired a new waiter. All Alastor wanted was to survive. Then Lucifer happened.

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    Lucifer stood in his workshop, staring at the rubber duck he had just finished crafting. It was a perfect replica of Alastor, complete with a toothy grin and those creepy red eyes. Lucifer couldn't help but feel a sense of hesitancy wash over him as he examined the duck. (‘Why did I even make this monstrosity? What possessed me to create something so…’) He shuddered, unable to find the right words to describe his conflicting emotions.

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    This Short IS inspired by mixkas WTIYS .

    Alastor and Lucifer find out that they actually can get along . Of course they find out in a rather physical way.

    Mind the tags. Writing Alastor made me cringe. No more anuses.

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    Alastor thinks white is a colour not meant for hell.
    Lucifer convinces him it is.

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    Charlie’s plan was as spontaneous as it was simple: admit to Alastor that she had a silly little crush on him, get rejected, and move on with her life. After all, what easier way to get over a crush than to have them turn you down flat, right?

    Except, Alastor never did as Charlie expected. No, somehow, he always managed to do something worse.

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    (Finished work!)

    Alastor has been in Hell for almost a hundred years--but apparently, there are still things he doesn't know. For one, he's never gone into heat before, but now that he has, he has to deal with it. Husk? Out of the question. Sir Pentious? Who is he again? Ah, yes, the one who ruined Alastor's coat (definitely not). Charlie? Vaggie? One, Charlie is a darling, he would never; Vaggie is a viper, he hates her, no. Niffty isn't even a question. Of course, Lucifer is there, but that's a no off the bat. No one can see him like this; it's humiliating enough, but he would prefer it to stay in the Hotel.

    And if Angel Dust flirts with him ONE MORE TIME when his body is in heat--oh.

    Angel's the only viable option left.

    Fuck Alastor's afterlife.

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    2/2
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    34
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    "Alice siempre había pensado que su vida era predecible y tranquila. Pero todo cambió el día que vio un anuncio en una revista que parecía ser la respuesta a sus problemas. Su madre estaba enferma y necesitaba un tratamiento costoso, y Alice no sabía cómo pagar por él. El anuncio ofrecía una gran suma de dinero a cambio de ser madre sustituta de una pareja adinerada y poderosa, los Morningstar. Sin embargo, lo que Alice no sabía era que su vida estaba a punto de dar un giro inesperado, y que el bebé que llevaría en su vientre no sería exactamente el que todos esperaban..."

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    Throughout his life and afterlife Alastor has come to realize that he is rather slow when it comes to matters of the heart. In life, he knew not what being in love meant. And in death, it took him far too long to realize when he’d finally stumbled into that elusive, unknown affliction of the heart. His soul was traded for love without him even having fully realized it. It is only after things come to a head in a tangled mess between himself, the Queen of Hell, her King, and that old pal of his that he can choose for himself what to do with this feeling.

    And apparently, that choice is to somehow manage to simultaneously maintain relations with two difficult to handle men despite having a grand total of zero relationship experience prior to this point.

    He never claimed that his choice had to be a good one

    It seemed that he does not fall into love easy. But once he does… the feeling was guarded jealously in his chest.

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    19/20
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    492
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    115
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    17,821
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    Different stories of Alastor virginity being revealed

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    14/?
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    118
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    600
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    115
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    21,762
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    Family introductions.

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    61
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    1,022
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    “And what do we have here?” Alastor grins at how swiftly her head snaps in his direction, now scrambling off the fence all startled and owlish. Never doubt his ability to catch someone unaware. The gate squeaks as he opens it, allowing both Husk and himself to step through, and the two of them then pause on grass in front of her. “Friendly visit, dear, or shall we take you for a home intruder?”

    An omegaverse AU in which Charlie pretends to be a beta in order to join the resistance.

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    69,857
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    10/?
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    255
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    286
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    57
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    If Alastor had been paying any attention to the film Vox had selected, he might have thought the premise rather ridiculous.

    Though a 'flux capacitor' did sound like something Vox himself would come up with, so he supposed he could forgive the other man's fascination with the movie.

    As it was, the film was little more than background noise to the symphony of his own thoughts, his hooves tucked up onto the couch and Vox's arm slung over his shoulders. His head was nestled comfortably under Vox's screen, the hum and whirr of his fans occasionally blowing out a burst of air that made one of Alastor's ears flick. He watched the television with half-lidded eyes, idly running a claw up and down the fabric stretched over Vox's thigh.

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    9,144
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2,037

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