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  The Wrong Sort by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 Dec 2020

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
  • Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
  • those are endgame
  • they'll be some non-endgame stuff too
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Harry Potter
  • Hermione Granger
  • Ron Weasley
  • Andromeda Black Tonks
  • Severus Snape
  • Minerva McGonagall
  • Sirius Black
  • pretty much everyone - Character
  • we get to meet everyone
  • Disclaimer
  • this won’t be an ‘all Slytherins are bad’ fic either
  • I just need to break apart Draco’s self-image
  • Piece by Piece
  • but yeah
  • AU
  • Drarry
  • Endgame Drarry
  • Slow Burn
  • gryffindor!draco
  • Fluff
  • Angst
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • I got it all covered
  • I also have already written this sorta so updates are going to be pretty consistent
  • hurray
  • Morally Ambiguous Dumbledore
  • which is just canon Dumbledore
  • but hey
  • here we are
  • Ginny is still awesome
  • Worry not
  • there will be no Weasley bashing here
  • forget JKR
  • i am your god now
  • Draco is going to be super lit when I'm done with him
  • or i will die trying to make him awesome
  • it's gonna be a lot of work but through angst and humor we will prevail
  • oh yeah
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Humor
  • Angst and Humor
  • Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships
  • Gryffindor Draco Malfoy
  • this is gonna be long so buckle up fam
  • I'm sorry these tags are such a mess
  • oh and Sirius is going to live because HE GODDAMN DESERVED IT
  • Other tags I forgot to add
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • which is kinda canon anyways bc Harry was definitely in an abusive household
  • Draco is just calling it out here
  • also mentioned in regards to Sirius
  • nothing graphic though
  • i think that's all
  • don't mind me
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • just sliding that one in there

  Summary

  In which Draco Malfoy is sorted into Gryffindor and everything kind of goes to Hell from there… but hey. At least there’s a chance he won’t grow up to be an awful person. Alternatively titled ‘Draco Malfoy and the Worst Goddamn Seven Years of His Life’

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  289,497

  Chapters:

  20/20

  Comments:

  2,207

  Kudos:

  10,160

  Bookmarks:

  3,284

  Hits:

  342,488

  Bookmarked by sardarling

  11 Jan 2021

  Bookmarker's Tags:

  • Gryffindor Draco Malfoy
  • fucking ridiculous
  • BAMF Draco Malfoy
  • getting shit done
  • that one muggle criminal
  • all time favs
  • AHAHHAJSKSJSKNSKSNSNE
  • I LOVE THIS DEAR GOD
  • the last few chapters rlly got me
  • it was a constant trade off between weeping and hysterically laughing
  • DRACO he went thru so much
  • snarky draco he’s everything to me
  • ok time for the tags buckle up everyone
  • draco harry ron hermione besties
  • draco hermione besties
  • hermione blackmailing draco to be her friend is the best thing ever
  • Protective Ron
  • he acts like he hates draco but he does NOT
  • Draco/Theo
  • pls they were cute
  • jealous harry DEAR GOD
  • the pining
  • denial FOR YEARS
  • Andromeda
  • everyone is scared of her and I love it
  • tonks and draco
  • lucius and narcissa are terribly complex but they love draco sm I started crying
  • draco has to deal with bullshit and lets everyone know exactly what he thinks of it
  • anti dumbledore agenda
  • Sirius <3
  • uhhh torture
  • like a lot of it
  • i did say draco went thru a lot
  • yah it broke my heart
  • very minor Ginny/Harry
  • although Ginny & draco my favorite duo
  • and neville & draco
  • they’re the best
  • neville being the sweetest person every and draco wishing he was in love this him
  • lots of slytherin ocs
  • draco & fleur
  • draco & Gabrielle
  • lots of fights obvs they’re teenagers
  • uh war
  • Draco is a BAMF
  • he does everything
  • smuggling out slytherins
  • omg the obliviation
  • Winston Nott
  • Animagus Draco
  • spy Draco
  • sacrificial magic
  • lots of trauma
  • wolfstar got something going on idk
  • but teddy Lupin exists
  • a muggle named Jenkins
  • an American cowboy wizard from Alabama named Trevor
  • kinda good severus
  • his character is exactly the same except completely different
  • but yeah fuck the war leave my boys in peace
  • chap 19 was devastating
  • but also hilarious ?
  • How can it make me feel this way
  • Ron’s fucking speech when Harry and draco finally got together
  • top notch humor
  • draco in muggle studies
  • actually we missed out on seeing draco deal with charity burbage at the manor
  • HARRY THOUGHT A THREESOME WAS WHEN YOU KISSED THREE PPL
  • im gone
  • hallows and horcruxes
  • What else to tag?
  • resurrection stone antics
  • Weddings
  • anyways idk
  • I love everyone
  • harry and draco im so fond
  • draco you little shit i love you
  • many minor deaths and a few mediums as well
  • DRACO TERRORIZING THE DURSLEYS ANNUALY
  • DRACO TGINKING SHERLOCK HOLMES IS A REAL PERSON AND ACCIDENTALLY GETTING DEATH EATERS TO AGREE
  • draco and his bad disney takes
  • is he rlly wrong tho?
  • Healer Draco
  • eventual professor Harry
  • also minor Harry/cho
  • minor draco/zacharias
  • Gross
  • draco is so unapologetically himself
  • ok i think I’m finished

  Bookmarker's Collections:

  • my will to live

  Bookmarker's Notes

  I FUCKING LOVE THIS FIC ITS FUXKING HILARIOUS AND KINDA SAD at times BUT MOSTLY RIDICULOUS LITERALLY EVERYONE IS ABSURD AND I LOVE IT GRYFFINDOR DRACO FOR THE WIN KAJSHSKSKSJSHKSKDNDKXKDJDNKDKDLELJDKLELSLKSKW
  literally like half a crack fic but it’s SO good