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El mundo se volteó de cabeza la noche que Uchiha Sasuke, perdió su cuerpo. Una magia ancestral lo ha dejado varado en la piel de un Omega desconocido, y cada instinto que lo construyó choca contra una nueva biología que lo doblega. Vulnerable, frágil y traicionado por su propia carne, Sasuke se enfrenta a una guerra psicológica que amenaza con consumirlo.
La peor parte de su caída no es el celo inminente ni la jerarquía que lo desprecia, sino el reencuentro inesperado con Naruto, su amigo de la infancia. Ahora Naruto es un Alfa distante y peligroso, el único lazo con un pasado que Sasuke creía perdido. El único que podría ver a través de su nueva piel y reconocer al fantasma de la persona que alguna vez fue.Pero, ¿Cómo le pides ayuda a la única persona que se supone que debes superar? En esta nueva guerra de supervivencia, Sasuke debe decidir si su orgullo o su vida, y tal vez su corazón, son el precio más alto a pagar.
¿Puede la verdad de su caída ser el camino a su salvación, o solo el inicio de una nueva y dolorosa debilidad? -
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Ever wonder what would happen if someone with no fucks to give ended up being tossed into the world of One Piece with absolutely no purpose? They accidentally end up surviving like the cockroach they are.
I've been having very vivid One piece dreams so I decided to write out the most reoccurring one in hopes this will quell them. I also want to make note that there is no graphic description of sexual abuse in this, but it is brought up and eluded to. There will be tags at the beginning of each chapter, please read through them.
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Trial Of The Senses by ReggiesLastBreath
Fandoms: 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (TV), 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (Manga)
17 Oct 2025
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Reika Mitsuki didn’t ask to wake up in a death game, much less end up babysat by a pyromaniac with a rifle and anger issues.
After a bloody introduction to The Beach, she’s handed off to Niragi: volatile, violent, and very much not thrilled to be her handler.
They hate each other on sight.
But they’re stuck together now, forced to survive side by side, while everyone else waits for the sparks to explode… or someone to end up dead.
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Vox is trying to make Alastor love him but Alastor considers Vox's feelings temporary and doesn't feel ready himself. What happens when Vox acts the opposite?
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We Shall Not Kneel by EyeOfSarahn
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
17 Oct 2025
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While Rook and her companions battle gods in the north, the south is at war.
Darkspawn are rising again. Venatori plots are moving in the shadows, while Antaam ravage cities along the Waking Sea. The Veil is tearing. And as the world tilts, Ferelden stands its ground.
Cordelia Arainai-Cousland always wanted to be a knight. The daughter of two legends, she’s grown up with steel in her hand and magic in her blood, preparing for a threat no one could name. Now, it has a face.
Kieran, son of Morrigan and King Alistair, is powerful, unpredictable, and absolutely the last person she wants to see on the battlefield.
Too bad fate has other plans.
*Set parallel to the events of Dragon Age: Veilguard, telling the story behind the missives.
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Two idiots who can't accept their mutual attraction.
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"I don't even like you," Cordelia said. It came out rough, half-choked, too fast to be anything but the truth behind the lie.
Kieran's lips parted slightly, his eyes searching her face.
A single heartbeat stretched between them, so tight it might snap."You’re a terrible liar," he said, voice barely above a whisper.
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a supporting role by Nikkipedia
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Oct 2025
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Midoriya Izuku never wanted the spotlight.
Quite frankly, he'd have been happy spending his three years in U.A.'s Support Course hunched over his work bench drowning in blueprints, caffeine, and whatever gas Mei had accidentally flooded the workshop with this time.
But no, apparently the support students needed to be more 'well rounded' and 'integrate with their fellow classmates'.
Cue Power Loader drafting Class-2H into mandatory training and 'team building' exercises in preparation for the upcoming Sports Festival.
Because that was the obvious solution. Public humiliation and an absolute overhaul of Izuku's carefully curated schedule of avoidance and overwork.
What could possibly go wrong?
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The one where Midoriya Izuku is in the U.A. Support Course and spends his time sabotaging any and every attempt Power Loader makes to train him for the Sports Festival, tormenting the U.A. staff, and single handedly raising the resting heart rate of one Aizawa Shouta. His genius gets exploited, his inventions taken advantage of, and All Might eventually realises that the kid he once said couldn't be a hero is a braver one than he ever was.Eh, summary is ass - I'm bad at blurbs.
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Verbena Anne Fawley, una bruja que no sabe otra cosa además de lo que se le ha enseñado desde el día de su nacimiento, se ve enredada en un mundo de amistades y lealtades complejas. En encuentra apoyo en Lily Evans y Severus Snape, sus compañeros de aventuras desde los primeros años escolares. Juntos, parecen encontrar problemas, especialmente cuando las dos jóvenes brujas deciden jugar a salvavidas y casamenteras, sus planes las lleven a intentar a ayudar a la madre de Severus Snape a escapar de su abusivo matrimonio, buscando mejorar su vida. Severus se ve obligado a soportar sus maquinaciones con sarcasmo y una paciencia que no tiene. A medida que la oscuridad se cierne sobre el mundo mágico, Verbena y Severus deben enfrentar sus propios demonios y juntos deben enfrentar la realidad de un mundo mágico cada vez más oscuro. Mientras la amistad y la lealtad son puestas a prueba, descubrirán que su relación es más compleja de lo que imaginaban.
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How to Survive Your Boss (and Accidentally Fall for Him) by thesummerivera
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
17 Oct 2025
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Jungkook finally lands a job after months of rejection, ramen dinners, and existential spirals—only to immediately ruin it by spilling coffee on his new boss.
Unfortunately, his new boss happens to be Kim Taehyung, a.k.a. the Ice Prince of Vante Creative—flawless suit, flawless face, zero sense of humor.
He’s chaos. Taehyung’s control. Together they’re a slow-motion car crash disguised as professional development.
What starts as a simple internship quickly turns into something far more complicated, and Jungkook can’t decide if he’s chasing success, sanity, or the man who makes him question both.
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Dear Dumbledore, We Have Your Werewolf (Send Help) by LorWrites28
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2025
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Two things are true:
1. Remus Lupin was kidnapped by Death Eaters.
2. Sirius Black is coming for blood.OR
The Death Eaters thought kidnapping an Order member would help their cause. They were very very wrong.
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Hermione Granger is a Healer.
And not just any Healer—she's one of the world’s leading experts in ancient curses and dark enchantments. Having rebuilt her life in the United States, she’s finally found a place where she isn’t seen as a teenage war hero, but as a respected authority in her field.And yet…
When she’s contacted out of the blue to consult on a curse that’s rapidly killing its victim, the Malfoy name finds its way back into her life.
What kind of case is too complex for even the British Aurors to solve?
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Alastor, while heading towards Rosie with the wound he received from Adam, faints and finds himself in the underdeveloped times of hell. When he lifts his head, there is a demon looking at him: Vox.
Vox harbors admiration and fondness for Alastor, constantly wandering around and following him.
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- Part 5 of Ashes and Starlight
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Esmeralda Hawthorn and the Silver Runes by EpicDancer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2025
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In her third year at Hogwarts, Esmeralda Hawthorn finds herself caught between shadows and secrets. With Dementors prowling the grounds, escaped prisoner Sirius Black looming over every headline, and her inventions drawing dangerous attention, Esme works tirelessly to strengthen Hogwarts’ wards—only to realize the Ministry may see her as more threat than savior.
Balancing late-night experiments with a circle of unlikely friends—Draco, Harry, Hermione, Pansy, Blaise, and Ron—Esme begins to carve out a place for herself in both Slytherin and Gryffindor hearts. But secrets weigh heavy: her knowledge of canon and the whispered title students have given her, the Dark Princess.
When the truth of betrayal and loyalty unravels, Esme must decide how far she’s willing to go to protect Hogwarts. Because the wards she’s built might keep the darkness out—
but they can’t keep her own fears from closing in.Series
- Part 3 of Esmeralda Hawthorn
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Former detective Emma Swan returns to investigating a murder—but what if the most dangerous person isn’t the killer, but the lawyer she keeps running into? Regina Mills is brilliant, flawless, and untouchable, willing to go to any lengths and risk everything for justice… even if it costs her life.
Amid corruption, planted evidence, and mounting danger, a feeling ignites between them—too intense to ignore, too complicated to simply give in to.
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Just your classic body-swap comedy.
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger both wanted the same cursed artifact. Then they got a little more than they bargained for. Now she’s stuck in his body, he’s stuck in hers, and neither of them can tell anyone -not unless they want to make things much, much worse.
They’ll have to work together to undo the curse.
Unfortunately, cooperation has never been their strong suit.
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Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon: Dream Catchers by Starcastixia
Fandoms: Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
16 Oct 2025
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When Fable, a cautious and analytical human girl, is pulled into the world of Pokémon as a Fennekin, she only has two things on her mind. Stay alive and get back to her home. She doesn’t have time for useless attachments. But her plans of keeping to herself and slipping under the radar are utterly destroyed when a trouble making Chespin decides to befriend her. Despite her plans, Fable finds herself drawn to helping the Pokémon and becoming entangled in a world that despises humans such as herself. Will she figure out why she was summoned before a looming threat destroys her chances? Only time will tell.
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Luz has always been an outsider, so when Eda offers to get her into a good school it seems like a great opportunity. Eda forgot to mention that it was a magic school. Luz catches on quickly and hijinks ensues.
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Miracles With A Side Of Sarcasm by Beesgobzzz
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Oct 2025
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Wilbur flopped onto the couch, legs stretched out as he grabbed his phone.
“You get the smaller room which is on the left there.” Wilbur pointed to a small, narrow hallway that had three doors in total. “The bathroom is across from your door. Rent’s due on the first.”
Dream raised a brow. “That’s it? No interview? No rules?”
Wilbur turned on the television in front of him with a remote. “I don’t care what you do as long as you pay your share. Just don’t touch my stuff.”
Dream considered that. No fake niceties, no over-the-top friendliness. Just two people coexisting. It was perfect.
“Alright, deal.” Dream said. “Should I come back tomorrow morning with my stuff?”
Wilbur waved him off. “Sure, sure. I’ll also give you a copy of the keys tomorrow too.”
It was almost too perfect.
He should’ve known there was a catch.
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Dream gets a roommate who's a little more than he could handle... Wait- what do you mean his roommate is a villain? Say what? Oh- and lil note but Dream has a pretty powerful ability... yep- this is going to end totally fine.
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The Last Gathering by PogonaProse
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995), Dark Folklore - Fandom, Traditional Gothic (Misc.)
16 Oct 2025
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After Jane recovers from her fever, Mr. Bingley invites her to join him and his sisters on a trip to the distant Redthorn Manor. Intrigued by the thought of exploring the Gothic hall and the nearby ruins, Lizzie agrees to accompany her. At first the sisters are fascinated by the eerie Manor and its dark past, until the night when Jane disappears. Desperate to find her, fighting against the indifference of the Bingley sisters, Lizzie accepts the help of the one person she cannot stand: Fitzwilliam Darcy. J/B, E/D, sarcasm, spite, humour, mystery and fluff.
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The Good, The Bad, and The Morally Inclined by WarriorWolf255
Fandoms: Motherland: Fort Salem (TV)
16 Oct 2025
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Being on the run for a year has taken its toll on everyone. Tally isn't the same innocent girl she was and no one is under the impression she is. The story takes us on a journey of change and challenge as the gang struggles with power dynamics and saving the witch world, with an unexpected surprise on the way. Will they be able to stay on the run and defeat the Camarilla or will they all be captured?