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To Sleep, or Not to Sleep by poestheblackcat
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond (Dalton Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-2002)
21 Jun 2025
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Q has the terrible habit of not sleeping when he is supposed to. Snippets of this phenomenon throughout his life, from baby!Q to grown-up!Q. Also, a bonus drunk!Q! Bright Star ‘verse.
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- Part 53 of Bright Star 'verse
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The 10-50 Meme: Pick a fandom. (Pick a pairing or character set, if you like.) Write 10 different categories of fic, each in 50 words or less.
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- Part 14 of Works for 007 Fest 2024
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While stowed away in a safehouse, James is subjected to a particularly cruel form of torture by none other than Q.
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Q gets drunk at a wedding and James Bond declares they play hide and seek.
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License to Wed by poestheblackcat
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies 1962-1989), James Bond (Dalton Movies), Mamma Mia! (Movies), The Living Daylights
31 Dec 2022
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The wedding of an ex-007 and his cello girl. Bright Star ‘verse, right after the events of my story “Lady with a Cello,” wherein Q’s father, who is a retired 007, was reunited with one of his past loves.
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- Part 46 of Bright Star 'verse
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Three months after the events of Enough Ain't The Test, Q gets a big surprise.
So does Bond.
It involves a dress, and pronouns.
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Picks up where “The Spy Who Came in From the Cold” left off. Q gets very drunk, and Alec sees him safely home. Bond tags along out of curiosity. Big brotherly Alec, nosy Bond, tipsy Q. And cats. Bright Star ‘verse.
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- Part 22 of Bright Star 'verse
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End of a story branch: Q needs to be rescued. Just how wasn't immediately clear.
-The clock on the car's center console told Q it was nearly two hours since his last clear memory.
“Bond, what just happened?” he asked.
“He drugged you,” Bond turned into the parking lot. “Let’s get to the flat and I’ll tell you what I know.”
Q nodded, running his hands through his hair and trying to get his bearings. “Where’s my tracker?”
“On its way to Warsaw, attached to someone who resembles you rather closely.” Bond parked the car and looked over at Q.
Q met Bond’s eyes. “Fuck,” he said.
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- Part 3 of Curriculum Vitae
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Q and Bond, having broken up six months previous, have been ordered into the field for a mission that leads Q to consider his future at MI6.
Nearly three weeks into their mission, Q is struggling but can't (or won't) explain that to Bond.
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Branching story, multiple endings. This is branch "A" which has three sub-branches.Series
- Part 2 of Curriculum Vitae
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Q and Bond, having broken up six months previous, have been ordered into the field for a mission that leads Q to consider his future at MI6.
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“I’ve never asked—how did a hacker with engineering degrees end up at MI6 anyway?”Q’s scowl deepened. “They caught me infiltrating a system. Gave me a choice between prison and government service.”
“And you sensibly picked the latter.”
“Christ no,” said Q, with a look of disdain, swallowing half his drink in one go. “I chose prison.”
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Branching story/multiple endings. This fic is the starting point.
All five endings currently planned are posted and complete.Series
- Part 1 of Curriculum Vitae
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Fics, I use the term loosely as they are short etc, are standalone and are not connected. They are just little ideas I got and as any and all writing is the only way to actually improve one's writing, I'm posting. Hope people enjoy some! :-)
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- Part 2 of A man for all seasons
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Q is in stuck in his cat form and wants some of Bond's scotch, but Bond has a better idea.
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- Part 1 of Paws for Effect
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Explosions, martinis and.... bath salts?! by zerozerokyu
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
23 Dec 2017
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Christmas is the best time of year until you have to shop for Alec. What do you get for a pyromaniac who love drinking that does not involve explosives or even booze?
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Q never had a high tolerance for alcohol, but didn't stop him from going to a bar with Miss Moneypenny after work so he could try to drown his sorrows. And really, complaining about Bond and nitpicking his missions could be his new hobby, even though the blasted man supposedly retired with Miss Swann.
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Q branch had a night out and uninvited guests pops by. Q got drunk and could not remember why. James had to bring him to his house.
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“You look ridiculous.”
“Go fuck yourself.”
Q rolled his eyes as Bond went back to scrolling through his phone, lips pursed dramatically as he leaned back against the wall. Q Branch was nearly empty except for the two of them and a couple of the minions, the perpetual whirring of machinery filling the air. “Only if you plan on joining me,” the Quartermaster replied without a second thought.
The agent smirked a bit, glancing up from his phone to raise a brow at him. “Want to take a lunch break? Or I could help you clean off your desk again…”
Q scoffed as his delicate fingers continued to fly across the keyboard. “Oh, please, 007. That’s unprofessional.”
Bond chuckled darkly as he leaned in close to whisper in the younger man’s ear. “You didn’t seem to mind last week.” -
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In a pub.
Over *there* are the Double-Oh's, all brooding and silent.
Over *there* are Q-branch and the admin staff, all very merry and rather loud.Q has been mixing his drinks, and is about to do Something Unexpected.
How will James respond?
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A party at MI6, how unprofessional. How does one rather anti-social, introvert deal with such things? He gets drunk of course.
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Drunk!Science by julietRichan for RandomTeenager
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
22 Apr 2016
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Q and Emily need to take a break from the chaos that is their life sometimes. When there is nothing else they can do, they turn to the one thing they hate more than killing.
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- Part 15 of TheAdventuresoftheStarkTwins
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The Prize by AsheTarasovich (natalieashe), natalieashe
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
03 Sep 2014
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Q has a crush on Bond. Bond is intrigued with Q. Moneypenny thinks it's high time they got together.