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• 100 New Ways to Spice Up Your Life: Number 99 Will SHOCK You!! by BizzyBeeIzzy

  Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW Comics), Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  12 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Dr. Eggman | Dr. Robotnik/Reader
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog)
  • Miles "Tails" Prower
  • Orbot (Sonic the Hedgehog)
  • Cubot (Sonic the Hedgehog)
  • Vanilla the Rabbit
  • Cream the Rabbit
  • oh where do i begin
  • Crackfic taken seriously
  • Self-Esteem Issues
  • Self-Hatred
  • reader literally the most average normal person to ever exist
  • Morally Grey Reader
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Dr. Eggman | Dr. Robotnik is Bad at Feelings
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • Tags May Change
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • reader has a comp sci major
  • however
  • author does not have a comp sci major
  • nonbinary reader
  • i find it easier to write with NB pronouns my bad gang
  • you can see the reader as whatever you want tho
  • theres a lot more characters btw - Freeform
  • not all of them are listed - Freeform
  • reader may be referred too with nicknames
  • nicknames vary depending the character using them
  • the power of truck-kun strikes again
  • References to Christian Religion & Lore
  • reader is 2 seconds away from hitting someone with hammers
  • ex-gifted kids this goes out to you
  • I have not touched the archie comics in a minute
  • eggman is more based on idw but is also a blend of other iterations
  • Eggman Empire
  • most of archie you are getting is archie characters the author fws and finds funny to shove in here
  • this is HEAVY idw though in every other area
  • eggbosses are here
  • author is latino/hispanic so there will be refs to the culture
  • reader may come off as latino in the process.
  • god bless latino-based reader-inserts gotta be my favorite type of reader-insert
  • eggman appears in chap 5
  • reader lowkey written as a freak my apologies
  • gotta pull the hoes somehow [by being crazy]
  • no actual beta reading we die like the water tower
  • dont ask what the water tower is
  • Reader is a masochist
  • unironically written that way my bad
  • the demons got me
  • eggman is a FREAK
  • i cannot emphasize how freaky the reader / eggman are written
  • this is sorta toxic relationshipy so
  • keep that in mind thank u
  • Reader speaks Spanish

  Summary

  You lived a very normal, very basic, very boring life. So you ask any higher power for a sign to spice things up a bit.

  Every higher power has decided that this means to send a truck to kill you.

   

  Oh also, you wake up in another universe with talking animals. What can go wrong?

  Series

  • Part 1 of Deviled Eggs with a Side of Tears

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  76,628

  Chapters:

  41/?

  Comments:

  398

  Kudos:

  125

  Bookmarks:

  18

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  4,013