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• Meanwhile, With the Terror Triplets (Schlocktober `25) by violeteyes

  Fandoms: Original Work  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  24 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • bioengineered custom genitalia
  • consensual post-human sexual activity
  • unwashed sex toys
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Is Clone Sex Incest?
  • Bad Decisions
  • sex-related injury
  • the worse the sexual slang is the more i like it
  • quadruple fisting
  • which i can only hear in the same sort of quake 3 announcer voice like QUAD DAMAGE
  • icepacks for head injuries
  • sexual report card
  • quesadillas for lunch
  • quesadillas for sex
  • unsexy underwear
  • planning a scandal
  • implying that for some guys a clitoris big enough to fuck isn't enough and they need an old-fashioned penis
  • one character contemplates sex with a horse for several seconds but only because she's too pent-up to live
  • calling your clone-sister a bitch when she gives you a fuckable lunch
  • at-home laser hair treatments of the Future!
  • nobody is actually on any drugs at the moment
  • talking like an ogre or caveman because it's funny
  • tea meditation
  • athleisure couture
  • sublime disinterest
  • recreational drugs of the Future!
  • second-degree sunburn
  • first aid is no reason to stop fucking
  • mysterious glowing substances
  • Clit-Fucking
  • that is to say growing yr mutant clit out twenty centimeters or so and fucking someone with it
  • using yr clone-sister's attempt at footplay as a cunning trap to keep her in place as you continue to provide first aid
  • fantasizing about the gap between a woman's front teeth
  • t-shirts: not where you go for accurate translation work
  • Light Bondage
  • really it's bondage that only works because both sides agree that it's working
  • unsanitary and unprofessional piercing practices
  • it's fine tho they have military-grade immune systems
  • casual medical fetish
  • given more time donna probably would have dug up a nurse's uniform from somewhere
  • Kissing
  • did i tag that yet it's chapter five and they've been doing it the whole time
  • commercial sub-orbital travel
  • they're already on the descent portion of the parabola that's why there's no zero-g fucking this time
  • dump-coffee is slangily meant to imply it's made with a pod or instant crystals or something else substandard not fecal matter
  • Medical Examination
  • what is and what is not part of a doctor's vocabulary
  • masturbating in regret
  • body image issues
  • scent triggering memory
  • Frottage
  • grinding on furniture
  • unintentional edging
  • fucking with the thermostat
  • they actually do love her they're just somewhat out of touch with human emotion
  • bangin' a toilet
  • an unconscious practicioner of ti kwan leep
  • giving her head on the unmade bed while yr clone-sister sleeps on the couch
  • a thousand nay a million apologies to chris onstad
  • women in insufficient dress
  • victorian tea party
  • these three aren't the type to keep or be a harem but they know the people who do
  • maudlin depressed head
  • watching old sex videos
  • i probably did not do enough strip club research before writing chapter 13
  • i probably did not do enough australia research before writing chapter 14
  • i definitely did not do enough cooking show research before writing chapter 15
  • why wouldn't you keep a refrigerator box if you had the spare room to do so?
  • chuck is he/bro and charlie is they/she
  • helping your DM through discovering something about themselves they aren't one hundred percent ready to admit to
  • writing about massages only makes you think about how badly yr muscles hurt
  • writing about being tired only makes you think about how tired you are
  • this could have been so much better/worse if i wasn't so wiped out

  Summary

  Meanwhile, between stories in the Deadbeat Club/Soup Store extended universe (one story done, but two stories still cooking!), three bored sex mutant clone sisters make terrible decisions and fuck their way through an entire month. Poorly.

  Series

  • Part 2 of The Deadbeat Club

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  30,505

  Chapters:

  23/?

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  Kudos:

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  Hits:

  540