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Works which have used it as a tag:

• Your Mortality by grizzlyeagleshark for IAmAnActualMeme, BatGoldfish

  Fandoms: (My) Immortal: The Web Series, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  29 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Vampire Potter (My Immortal)
  • B'loody Mary Smith
  • Willow (My Immortal)
  • Lucius Malfoy
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Rewrite
  • Parody
  • Fix-It
  • no like literally we are fixing this bad story to make it decent
  • Inspired by My Immortal
  • Vampires
  • should i tag this vampires? I mean she is one I just don't talk about it very much
  • The Author Regrets Everything
  • mary sue redemption
  • nobody is going to find this stupid work based off the tags i can just go wild on these
  • also i will NOT be mentioning self harm in this
  • the original talks about it a lot but I do not feel comfortable doing so
  • also reading my immortal for the first time to write this
  • also we are taking out all the mentions of sex crimes! because ew
  • those are gross and unecessary and I don't. want them in my version!
  • copious mentions of emo bands
  • Humor
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • (at least sort of seriously. I am giving this a real plot)
  • this diverges from the original at chapter 15
  • because the original devolves into plotless nonsense after chapter 15
  • i hate jk rowling and it shows lol
  • Lucius Malfoy Being an Asshole
  • seriously he's the Worst guy
  • Plot Twists
  • Found Family
  • no that's not a joke that's gonna happen
  • Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug
  • this kid's going through it man
  • 20 points to whoever guesses what Zed Lonigan's name is a reference to
  • no beta we die like fred weasley

  Summary

  Ever wondered what My Immortal would be like if it had decent grammar, spelling, syntax, and a plotline that actually went somewhere coherent?

  Strap in and buckle your seatbelts for this stupid rewrite of the infamous fanfiction.

  (This is literally just my immortal but cleaned up to make you not want to gouge your eyes out while reading it. Until chapter 15, where it diverges because the original has basically no plot at all between chapters 15 and 24 and I didn't want to subject you to that)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  34,632

  Chapters:

  39/39

  Comments:

  55

  Kudos:

  82

  Bookmarks:

  14

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  2,062