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Harry disappeared from his families house as a child and never made it to Hogwarts. In an effort to find him Dumbledore planned the Twiwizard Tournament.
Unfortunately for him Harry Potter isn't anyone he would want around his brother, let alone the children in his school.Also, did you hear? Draco Malfoys boyfriend is insane.
~~I heard he once tortured a man for looking at him a little to long.
~~I heard he bought Draco an island for his birthday.**This is NOT a one shot-I am just an idiot**
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"I don't want your pity, Granger," he seethes. "I'm still in your debt. I haven't made amends yet."
"Oh, so you're planning to?" she asks more cheekily than she is feeling.
Malfoy's eyes flash as if she had challenged him to a duel.
"Is there something you need? Just say the word and I'll give it to you. Or do you prefer actions? I'm willing to do fucking anything..."
Hermione's heart is beating indecently fast. She masks her fascination with a sceptically raised eyebrow.
"Anything," she echoes.
"Anything," he confirms.
"All right, then. For starters, I'd like you to stop crowding me against this bookshelf."
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the freaking chaos in this fic..!!!!
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Hermione Granger needed a change. Not a soulmark. Not a dragon-infested war zone. And definitely not Charlie Weasley—who, unfortunately, comes with all of the above.
Fresh off a breakup and burnt out from Ministry life, she signs up for a year at a Romanian dragon reserve. There, she finds fire, chaos, and a deeply inconvenient attraction to the tattooed lead handler who communicates exclusively in orders, sarcasm, and meaningful glances.
But as poachers close in, the past comes calling, and as fairy lights start reacting to foreign magic, Hermione begins to suspect the dragons aren’t the most dangerous thing here.
Welcome to the reserve. Try not to die.
[Charlie/Hermione]
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Dimitriv had been the Innkeeper for a number of years, never finding an heir to take over, leaving him - with his immortal life - to watch over the Inn and the creatures that came by for sanctuary, food or just a talk.
But that all changes when he finds a baby on a doorstep in a subburb, on a cold winter night, taking the child with him and quickly realising he has found his heir. Disrupting quite a few plans in the process, while endearing him with Death for taking his Chosen to grow up where he could make a difference.
Join Harry's journey as he becomes the next Innkeeper, part of a secret society, that still follow the Olde Ways of Magic, and don't let anything as a non-human appearance fool him into thinking the person sitting in front of him was some kind of monster.
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After being dumped by Ron, Hermione attends a wizarding speed dating event where she bumps into none other than Draco Malfoy.
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"Of course the great saint Potter gets special treatment," Draco muttered, irritation spread over his sharp features. Unfortunately for him, the irritation only escalated when he saw Potter and Weasley walk towards his seat. Praying that Potter was going to join the pair behind him, Draco Malfoy turned back only to be greeted with silence. No way in hell was he going to be stuck with the good for nothing Gryffindor duo for an entire class.
When Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are grouped together to make a potion that gives them a glimpse of their future, they get more than they bargained for. Sent into the future where Draco is married to the one and only Hermione Granger, will the Gryffindor heroes plot to stop their best friend from falling in love with the enemy? Or will the three form an unlikely friendship that will change their lives forever?
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After seven years of an on-again, off-again relationship, Hermione and Ron have broken up for the final time - she's making sure of it. Only she may have accidentally started a public scandal with her ex-boyfriend's father's nemesis...
Hermione x Lucius
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Smile Like You Mean It by slouchbeanie75 (Story ID 35371534)
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Since the war, Hermione Granger has been collecting regrets like broken glass: sharp-edged and dangerously unwilling to be forgotten.
She returned to Hogwarts in search of something like clarity, maybe even peace. What she found instead was a secret arrangement with a soon-to-be Lord, a fragile façade of friendship with Ron, and a mounting stack of painful memories that she struggled to keep in the past.
By the time the Wizarding World learned the truth, it’s too late.
Now Hermione is gone - fully convinced that she can outrun magic, Malfoy, and the pieces of herself she no longer recognises. But even in the safety of the Muggle World, the memories still glint like stained glass: painful, lovely, and impossible to ignore.
*♥︎* Scheduled to update at least every other weekend *♥︎*
**This author does NOT agree with JKR's views or stance on women's rights: trans women ARE women.**
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- Part 1 of Through The Looking Glass
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Rosa Potter was never very good at following commands.
If there was ever a time she did however, it was when her aunt told her to get out of the house—to get out and stay far, far away until the sun had set and the woman’s anger had cooled. Every time, Rosa complied without hesitation, sprinting out of the house with bare feet and wild eyes, swift to fall away into the thickets where no other would dare to follow. In truth, Rosa liked it when she was told to leave. She loved escaping the pristine streets of Privet Drive and adventuring out into the forests beyond it, running from the stifling life she had been born into. The wind in her hair, the sun on her cheeks—it called to her like a long forgotten hymn, so lovely and pleasant that she wished, almost desperately, that she would one day never have to leave it.
Maybe that was why she didn’t struggle that day, with the sun burning high in the sky and a circle of mushrooms glowing with an inhuman fire, as little lights and tinkling laughter stole her away into wonderland.
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- Part 1 of Earthly Heavens
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The Misconception and Conception by SlytherinsPurpleHat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2025
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After the death of Sirius, Harry escapes to a club one night under the disguise of Hayden Black where he meets and has a one-night stand with Marvolo Gaunt, otherwise known as Tom Riddle. Harry after a month and a bit, suddenly is getting sick every morning, Molly Weasley trying her best to look after a sick Harry, finally asks Poppy for some help. The results shocked the two women and, Harry knows exactly what he has to do to ensure the safety of his baby.
Currently in the process of rewriting this story.
Portugues translation being done on Wattpad by Nimalia_90
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After the war, Hogwarts offers one final year to rebuild, reflect, and begin again. Hermione Granger returns as Head Girl, ready for a quiet year of study and healing—until she learns she’ll be sharing her quarters with Draco Malfoy.
He’s withdrawn, different from the boy she remembers, but the tension between them hasn’t disappeared. If anything, it’s burning hotter than ever.
Thrown together in the aftermath of everything they’ve lost, Hermione and Draco must navigate fragile truces, reluctant partnership, and a growing connection neither expected.
Enemies. Survivors. Something more?
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Welcome to Wonderland by BurntoutEnby
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
03 Oct 2024
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Alice Lockwood, survivor of the battle of the labyrinth, defender of the Holland Tunnel, witness of the unification of Romans and Greeks, and daughter of Dionysus has been thrown into battle after battle since the death of her dad. Now after the 2nd great prophecy the fates seem to have moved onto tormenting Apollo as he runs around the country trying to fix things. Alice is looking forward to a quiet next few years until a letter from her estranged Great-Aunt arrives mysteriously.
Now Alice must brave the most dangerous battlefield, school. But not just any school Hogwarts, school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Luckily Alice is already making friends. Unfortunately her new friends have most definitely caught the fates attention.
Will she be able to make it to the end of the year? What’s going on with Apollo? And who on the staff is the demigod sending her messages?
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Harry Potter books 1, but you have a Greek demigod daughter of Dionysus thrown into the mix
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Hermione Granger and the Child Protection Movement by LadyWinterlight, NerdyKat
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a collection of some of my twitter threads adapted into fully fleshed out fics ☆
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On the ride to Hogwarts for the first time, and Hydrus is ready for it to be over. He just wants to read in peace. Unfortunately, with his... odd status within his own house, and people constantly watching and judging him on his blood or status, he doesn't get as much time as he wants. Oh, and people keep trying to kill him. Should he be concerned?
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- Part 28 of Word of the Day 2023 May
- Part 3 of Polaris Hydrus Black
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Spiteful little ball of sunshine Harry
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“I know you, Malfoy, you don’t do things just out of the kindness of your heart. There is always a reason. Why are we here? What’s in it for you?”
“You don’t know me anymore, Granger. The boy that you went to school with is gone. The man that I am now is a stranger to you."
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When a new Death Eater plot is uncovered six years after the war and Voldemort's defeat, Hermione's life is thrown into a tail spin as she, Ginny, Neville, and Luna are forced to relocate to a safe house in Italy while Harry, Ron, and Kingsley stay in London to work the case.
But the four refugees will not be hiding out alone. Joining them are Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, and Blaise Zabini, who have been working as spies for the Ministry, and whom Hermione has not seen in six years.
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[Podfic] The Lost Heir by RiddleMeThis1926 by reveriepi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Sep 2024
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Harry disappeared from his families house as a child and never made it to Hogwarts. In an effort to find him Dumbledore planned the Twiwizard Tournament.
Unfortunately for him Harry Potter isn't anyone he would want around his brother, let alone the children in his school.Also, did you hear? Draco Malfoys boyfriend is insane.
~~I heard he once tortured a man for looking at him a little to long.
~~I heard he bought Draco an island for his birthday.Podfic of The Lost Heir by RiddleMeThis1926.
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“I’m not into blokes, Malfoy.” Ron rolled his eyes in disgust. “Especially those who are as high-maintenance and prissy as you are.”
Instead of the expected snarky quip, Malfoy’s grin just became wider as he gave Ron an exaggerated once-over. “I’m flattered.”
“What?” Ron scoffed out, thoroughly confused by the situation.
Malfoy got up from his seat and slinked his way closer to Ron, as he batted those annoyingly long eyelashes. “I mean it’s common knowledge that you’d fuck any witch with a pulse, to compensate for your desperate pining over Granger – but I didn’t know I was also considered.”
Maybe it was the alcohol, but Ron couldn’t understand what Malfoy just said, “What the bloody hell are you talking about?”
It was only then Ron realized how close the blonde git actually was, leaning into his personal space as he planted himself in the seat beside him, far too close than they had ever been.
“You want to fuck me so bad, you look stupid.” Malfoy challenged with that annoying smug grin on his face.
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loveaffair between a Weasley and a Malfoy within these Hogwarts hallsSeries
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A terrifying and insane series of events leaves Hermione Granger and her unborn baby in peril, and she finds herself helped by none other than Lucius Malfoy. But when her unexpected and unlikely rescuer is shot and critically wounded for his trouble by a panicky and overzealous muggle, Hermione is thrust into a position to help and repay him his kindness. That should be the end of it. But Hermione discovers she is as drawn to him as he seems to be for her. Is it their shared trauma stirring up romantic feelings? Or is something deeper at work driving them together?
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Rare Pairs ✎ Death Eaters/Harry - Slytherins/Harry Mainly by Cyr_xmBx
Fandom: America's Got Talent RPF, Criminal Minds (US TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Oct 2025
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Unrelated texts in the HP universe with rare or unseen pairings ( in French and English), mostly.
It's a continuation of my French collection "Gages" on fanfiction.net:
• Slytherins/Harry
• Death Eater(s)/Harry
• Death/Harry
Along with Harry & Slytherins friendship.
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Some stories might be connected with 'The Master of Death and his Beloved Reapers' Serie. The french stories are also posted on ff.net- Words:
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