inconvenient erections
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Sherlock Holmes and the Pavlovian Problem by DoubleNegative for redscudery
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
29 Apr 2016
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“Thing is, Sherlock, your o-face and your deduction face look—and sound!—exactly the same. If I pop one more awkward stiffy at a crime scene, Sally’s going to have me sectioned. Do you think you can, y’know, work on that?”
Spoiler: they don't really work on that.
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The Doctor can't stop thinking about Missy. This is a bit of a problem.
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On Holiday in Soft Jumpers by 221b_careful_what_you_wish_for
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
04 Feb 2018
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When a case in the Alps turns into an impromptu holiday, Sherlock and John slowly let their guard down, relaxing with drinks, massages, and soft jumpers, finally confessing their romantic feelings for each other.
(Written for the Sherlock Challenge, January 2018: "Change" and for the photo edits I made below that I originally posted on my Tumblr. I had to write a little something for a backstory.)
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Выходные в тёплых джемперах by Little_Unicorn
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
29 Dec 2018
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Когда расследование в Альпах превращается в импровизированный отпуск, Шерлок и Джон медленно ослабляют бдительность. Расслабившись с помощью напитков, массажа и тёплых джемперов, они наконец-то признаются друг другу в романтичных чувствах.
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Embrace the Awkward by 27dragons
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
10 Feb 2019
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A week at the beach sounded like a great idea, the perfect vacation before they dove into the work of their senior year of college. That is, until a slight mix-up had them drawing straws to see who would have to share beds...
(Tony Stark Bingo fill for square K2 - Bed Sharing)
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- Part 3 of 27dragons' Tony Stark Bingo
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Valery and Boris have to undergo an embarrassing ordeal.
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Shite, Actually: Or Why Gryffindors Should Always Wear Hats by Q_Drew
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2020
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Only a senile Cupid would find it fitting to release his arrow amongst a romantic backdrop of raining faeces. Revealing your feelings to someone shouldn’t be this complicated.
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all we need is a place to start by Somedeepmystery for roadhymns
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
25 Dec 2020
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When Gaby's and Illya's cover is blown on a mission, they find themselves in a very tight spot. Things come up, but they have to get out of trouble before they can get into it again -- with each other.
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In which Hermione takes Harry to an art class and the model is familiar, blond, and pointy.
Malfoy steps up onto the round platform and casually lets his robe slip to the ground. As he adopts a pose, Harry’s jaw drops. Draco Malfoy is a work of art.
“Close your mouth, Harry,” Hermione whispers, and Harry does.
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- Part 4 of Winter
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Fujiko treats Lupin III and Inspector Zenigata to a weekend at a luxurious resort owned by a friend.
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- Part 17 of How To Steal A Polycule
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“Well, Johnny is hot,” Ten said patiently, like one might when trying to explain something simple to a child. Mark rolled his eyes.
“Yeah, no shit Ten. I know,” Mark huffed. He had always known that; just like he’d always known Ten was gorgeous. Why even bother saying something so blindingly obvious aloud? Johnny was hot. The sky was blue.
“Johnny’s hot, so you want to fuck him. Makes perfect sense. No need to get all worked up,” Ten continued in the same tone, pretending Mark hadn’t spoken. Mark blinked at Ten. He opened his mouth, reconsidered whatever it was he had been about to say, and shut his mouth tightly. He blinked at Ten again. “Baby, don’t clench your jaw like that! I don’t want you grinding your teeth.”
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Or, Mark hits his second puberty. As expected, it’s a bit of a disaster.
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Post-Fourth Shinobi War, Lee and Sakura attempt to prompt Guy-sensei and Kakashi-sensei into confessing their feelings for each other.
Because why not? (And it's about time.)
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It's way harder than either of them have expected; this is Guy and Kakashi we are talking about after all!
Plus Guy is grappling with adjusting to life as a (newly) disabled person. Fun times!... I suck at summaries, in case you couldn't tell.
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Set after the Fourth Shinobi World War. Rated 'E' for eventual smut.
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Hatake Kakashi/Might Guy - main pairing
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It seems they fell asleep on the couch. Or rather, it seems that Miles fell asleep on the couch and then Julian fell asleep on Miles.
Miles remembers getting drunk last night, and he can recollect jumbled fragments of conversation, but he can’t remember how they ended up like this. He decides to blame Julian. It’s probably Julian’s fault, these things usually are.
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Dream Your Own Happy Ending by Aria_Lerendeair for starsniper
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
28 May 2024
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After being summarily dumped by his girlfriend and soon-to-be fiancee for a Prince, because he was still in love with someone from his college days had not been on his list of how Hob Gadling wanted to spend his Valentine's Day.
Finding his girlfriend, and soon-to-be fiancee in bed with another was not how Dream had envisioned the day he would propose.
Both make their way to the restaurant they'd booked for the occasion for lack of anything better to do, and end up reconnecting, and maybe discovering there was something there between them after all.
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- Part 8 of Aria Birthday Prompt Fics 2023
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Pouf by aptasi for NicoRobin57
Fandoms: Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time (TV)
12 Aug 2024
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Seriously, Gaidin?
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It's Not Hate Sex If You're Secretly In Love With Your Baby Daddy! by little_winnow, peachydreamxx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2024
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Harry's life has not turned out the way he envisioned. He hadn't planned to impregnate Draco Malfoy after a careless, drunken hate fuck. Or that, a year and a bit later, Draco would reluctantly invite him to a fancy woodland retreat with their 11-month-old son, Scorpius. Or that there would only be one bed.
How bad could it possibly be?
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Ruby has grown up around tattoos since she was young, but has never gotten one herself. The artist seems perfect for what she wants, but she's surprised to find out a few things:
1. Blake is beautiful
2. Pain turns her onBoth of which are things Ruby really would have liked to have prepared for.
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It’s not like either of them were ever given a manual on the standards of professional conduct. Still, this is probably crossing some sort of line.
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Kinktober, Day 7: Chastity
Draco is struggling, desperate not to break the most important clause of his inheritance while also being a hormonal teenager. Luckily for everyone, there's at least one Muggle born in the castle who has heard of some interesting Muggle religious practices. Now, they just have to find someone willing to participate.
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“Why does he need you to find him a shag?” Harry asked, ignoring the question. “He can’t find his own partner?”Blaise laughed, “It’s complicated. There’s a clause in his inheritance that requires him to remain pure until his wedding night, otherwise he gets nothing.”
Harry made a face. “That seems barbaric.”
Blaise shrugged, “The nature of a Pure-blood.”
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I search myself (I want you to find me) by ilip13
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Oct 2022
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Lan Zhan’s body is hot. Objectively. And fantasizing is all about imagining hot people doing hot things, isn’t it? Who said Wei Ying had to imagine himself in these scenarios? It’s right there in the description — fan-ta-sy. As in, not real. As in, anything that gets Wei Ying going is fair game. This is a private matter, just for him, like jerking off in general is. No one else has to know. And even if they did, there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Lan Zhan is hot and Wei Ying is incapable of imagining himself making out with girls in his own skin, so he’s using Lan Zhan’s image as a proxy.
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In which Wei Ying fantasizes his way to sexual revelation.
Bookmarked by sophiesensation
23 Feb 2023
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I know the point is that Wei Wuxian finds Lan Wangji attractive, but reading the part about how Wei Wuxian can't imagine himself in his own fantasies makes me go "aegosexual mood"