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False runs off after a fight with the other hermits to onto find a feral avian hybrid and maybe, a new best friend.
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Grian after being experimented on all his life has lost all humanity. And after the facility running tests on him gives up on him and throws him away he finds a new life on a small island in the middle of nowhere. Only after many years he’s disturbed again. -
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poly hermits/lifers bc why not?
just oneshots of everyone, asks are open!
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- English
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- 1/?
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Xelqua has been a watcher for 4 years. He's been training to be a good watcher, making sure players aren't breaking rules and trying to forget his past. It's getting harder since he started watching servers.
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Titled from "When Memories Snow" by Mitski, it’s the only song I listen to when I write this -
Tango's very busy Valentine's day by Thatlonelygirl
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
21 May 2025
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Valentine's day is a long day for those that have five partners like Tango.
Thankfully he prepared in advance.(This has both flower ranchers and poly team zits)
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- Part 5 of Flower ranchers stuff
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Double Life had inspired something in Grian, so, when the Hermits start up another new season a few years later, Grian decides to try something new now that he has the chance:
He wants to be a baker!
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- Part 1 of Baker Grian AU
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Starfueled I: Shellpin || Hermitcraft/MCYT AU by cosmicmenacee
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
23 Apr 2025
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On the vast dunes, a young voidbeetle hybrid and his partner are thrust into a grand destiny; in the skies above, a winged heiress grapples with the guilt of an death she believes is her fault; in the void, a group of friends plot a daring escape from the clutches of the mysterious Watchers; and in a shallow pond, an Eye of Ender chases a sinister dream...
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- Part 1 of Starfueled || Hermitcraft/MCYT AU
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Challenge: Xisuma stop starving to death.
Good thing Papa K already had plans, for the next time it happens.
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- Part 8 of Kinkmeme fills
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... Is not denied. Something has broken on the server and now nobody can come – which is a problem, considering the Hermits are a horny bunch. The problem abruptly fixes itself during a meeting and the server kindly gives everyone a month's worth of delayed orgasms.
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Grian was so used to being able to Watch as a form of affection. Everyone knew! Well... Everyone but Joel and Skizz...
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Grian forgot that Joel and Skizz didn't know he was a watcher and scares Joel.
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No man is an island. No base is a solitary work.
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- Part 27 of Hermitcraft: Lucky in Love 2025
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Something has been different in her, since she came home— different enough for her to be the one to bite this bullet. Time on the Hermitcraft server has been cleaved, now, in two— a before and an after, and for the players who weren't taken, a middle that stretched on and unbearably on— and in the before, Pearl and Doc never had sex.
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For a moment Xisuma feels as though the world has dropped out from under him— as though he has been sundered from it, and there is nothing below or around him as far as the eye can see— as though there is no anchor and nothing to grab hold of, only himself and a vastness on all sides. This world that he has built, the world his players have built— negligible, at best, hardly realer than a flicker on a silver screen. It would crumple like wet paper, if he told it to.
He is the universe cradling his players, holding them in his palm above a silence that’d claim them if he let it claim them. It would have had Scar. It would have had Cleo. It would have Joe, now, if he allowed it. They are so terribly fragile.
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aka 4 times xisuma gets propositioned by his players who are expecting him to make use of certain admin privileges, and he is really not whatsoever interested in hurting them even though he theoretically should be according to some people. and 1 time that is, uh, NOT what happens.
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Snuggle Party! by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Dec 2024
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It's that time of the month where all the Hermits (who want to) go to one Hermit's base and have a giant sleepover/snuggle pile.
This month Pearl volunteered, having turned her spare room into one big nest, full of as meany blankets, pillows, and soft things she could find.
Some Hermits are already there, but some still are coming in to join in on the snuggles.
Grian brings in a box of gummy packets, placing them in the middle of the nest with all the other snacks the Hermits brought.
Scar walks up behind him (almost falling from the uneven surface of the nest), wraping his arms around Grian, pulling him close, "Hi there."
"Scar." Grian says, "What are you doing?"
"Hmm." Scar hums, "I don't know." He says before tightening his arms, carrying Grian over to where he was sitting with Mumbo next to him.
He sits down, halving Grian sitting in his lap.
The avian tries to get out of his arms, but Scar tightens them.
Mumbo laughs, wrapping his arms around Scar and Grian.
Or, Hermit Snuggle pile!
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- Part 11 of Captain Blue's 12 Prompts of Christmas 2024
- Part 16 of Spider and Blue 12 Prompts of Christmas 2024
- Part 2 of Blue's Polyamory ship fics
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Grian accidentally manages to get onto the Hermitcraft server in horrible shape, only to get found by a couple of the Hermits so they get him help.
Grian is less than enthusiastic about being around so many new alphas and wonders when things are going to go really wrong.
WE'RE GETTING A REWRITE/FINISHING THIS PEOPLE, IT'S HAPPENING.
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- Part 1 of Protection and Independence
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Scar and Gem planned an intimate encounter during TwitchCon San Diego, with the help of the hermits. Smut and banter ensues <3
My gift for a secret santa exchange!
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All Is Fair, In Love, Or In War. (AIFLOW) by CedarSnapped
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
15 Dec 2024
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@I am NOT a pretty Fatherfvcker, I’m a pretty Motherfvcker: WHATS UP BITCHES?
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@100% Human: I have four siblings with one of them being an idiot in our class.
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@Bee Queen: Then don’t disturb them and let the lovebirds flirt.
@100% Human: GEM!
@Bee Queen: What?/lh
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@Pirate Joe: we ARE together, they just asked to keep it a sectect
@Pirate Joe: secter*
@Pirate Joe: secret*
@Pirate Joe: shity————————————————————————
Hello! This is a… thing for sure. It’s an au, that's for sure.
TW: There's a possibility of having lots! (Unsure yet though, will update if they are present) -
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Inspiration from weirdshitshow on Twitter and their Puppy Joel AU
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Xisuma abruptly and suddenly announced they had a new member and they were joining right in the middle of the season. Everyone was so confused until they met the new member. -
BABY'S FIRST KINKTOBER (2024) by Thatlonelygirl
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
31 Oct 2024
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This is my first kinktober as the title says.
The prompts are by @tumbleweed-run on Tumblr, but I took a couple liberties somewhere.
Every chapter will have the prompt and the pairing as title and all the relative tags in the author note.
Please enjoy the filth that my brain produces <3 -
E is for Exhibitionism by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
29 Oct 2024
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It's time to end the Turf War. And what better way to decide who wins than through some minigames?! Even better if the first game is a competition of who cums first.
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This is the 5th installment in a on-going series, but it can be read as a stand-alone.Series
- Part 5 of Scarian's Kinky ABC
- Part 6 of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 hermits
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This is gonna be a wip but it'll end up being etho/other hermits seperated by chapters.
Basically he is in heat O_O