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“I still think this is a bad idea,” Blake manages to croak in a tone vaguely approximating judgment.
“The bench acknowledges your objection; overruled. Team BABY is ready for action!”
“Team…?” Ah, she realizes, before she can finish asking. Blake, Adrian, Bumblebee, Yang. “Your bike is not a person.”
“She’s got pronouns! What else do you need?”
[Or: in which your author reads the room, puts the finger on the pulse of fandom, and decides that what everyone really wants right now is Volume 6-era pre-waterfall Bees mutual pining as they babysit Adrian Cotta-Arc.]
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Return Me Home by Alia_JuneBug
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
24 Sep 2023
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Aunt May is dead. One drunk driver and Peter Parker is officially alone in life.
He's too numb to be anything other than resigned when he's placed in a Catholic Home for Boys. And he's not Catholic, but he's pretty sure the Fathers aren't supposed to be as cruel as the ones that run this home.
It's in this hell that Peter befriends the other boys in the care, including one Harley Keener, a sarcastic southener who shares an affinity for science. And so it's not even Peter's fault that he starts to teach the other boys how to code. They asked him to. And so what if the first thing they do is hack into Tony Stark's website. They aren't going to change anything.
Tony Stark is not a father. He never will be a father, and the sooner Pepper admits that the better they all will be.
However on a search for a new design to highlight at one of his charity galas, he stumbles across this random kid's old science project. Some dorky teen named Peter Parker. So naturally he just wants to talk to the kid. That's it. Nothing more.
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- Part 1 of Return Me Home