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• Boner Champ by AllAboardTheCrackShip

  Fandoms: The Office (US)  

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  • Complete Work

  21 Jul 2024

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  • Andy Bernard/a snowman
  • Andy Bernard
  • Robert "Broccoli Rob" Blatt
  • Here Comes Treble (The Office US)
  • Smut
  • Porn with Feelings
  • Lore fic
  • or whatever you call it
  • Cornell University
  • Mild Angst
  • Family Angst
  • Daddy Issues
  • Bar Scene
  • Heavy Drinking
  • Drinking Games
  • cocktails
  • cocktails with dirty names
  • each and every drink mentioned is a real drink
  • this scene does not need to be there
  • but I wrote it in anyway
  • Fuck you I do what I want
  • Snowman
  • Implied Crush
  • I pulled a lil sneaky on ya
  • snowman building
  • snowman flirting
  • flirting with a snowman
  • kissing a snowman
  • boner
  • sex with a snowman
  • Artistic License - Biology
  • artistic license - how boners work
  • Don't Try This At Home
  • Humiliation
  • Kind Of
  • snow pussy
  • insecure andy bernard
  • insecure andy is insecure
  • People Pleasing
  • excuse me there's some psychology in my porn
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping

  Summary

  Okay, you remember the story behind why Andy's nickname is Boner Champ? This is that story.

  Language:

  English

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  Kudos:

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