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• Ineffable Envy: A Tale of Two Lovers and a Handsyman by AZ Fellatio (GoodOmensAfterDarkOfficial) for IneffableCrankShaft

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Sep 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crankshaft & His Glorious Tool
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Shaftspouse
  • Mrs Sandwich (Good Omens)
  • Muriel (Good Omens)
  • Crack
  • like next-level-don’t read-this-while-eating-or-you’ll-choke-crack
  • Aziraphale has a Tool
  • Crowley has a Tool
  • Crank has a Glorious Tool
  • nailing
  • Drilling
  • Screwing
  • Aziraphale and Crowley want to Crank the Shaft
  • Irreverent Misuse of Puns
  • Service Top Crank
  • blblblblblblblbl
  • gratuitous mentions of chorizo
  • Mrs Sandwich is hot for the Shaft
  • muriel is a sweetheart
  • non-sexual mention of drunk chinchillas
  • The Bentley wants nothing to do with this
  • Mentions of The Sex Trolley™
  • Improper alphabetical instruction
  • The letter H
  • The letter A
  • Oral Sex
  • Anal Sex
  • Dry Humping
  • really it ends up as wet humping but clothed
  • ménage à trois
  • gratuitous meats
  • Sex in the Bookshop
  • thoroughly iced biscuits
  • completely unrelated to the biscuits
  • there is a lot of cum
  • like so much cum
  • the jizz mop would struggle

  Summary

  When Aziraphale gets a flyer for Shaftspouse Services, he and Crowley suddenly realize how badly they’ve needed someone who can wield a Glorious Tool, and endeavour to find jobs for him to do — particularly if they can be one of them. Shaftspouse is only too happy to deliver.

  Series

  • Part 7 of AZ Fellatio

  Language:

  English

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