15 Works in Hogwarts Staff Bashing

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    C'è sempre stato qualcosa di tragico nel rapporto con suo fratello.

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    Italiano
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    Arrested after the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Rose is abandoned by those she called friends and family. But now Rose finds herself making a new family. Discontinued.

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    31/?
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    Harry Potter has had enough of the double standards and hypocrisy. He's done nothing but try his best, and it never seems good enough for anyone. He's not dealing with this any longer. No more savior, no more adventures, and no more war. He's going to live how he wishes and no one will stop him.

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    This is a crack fanfiction written by Danny and Star in my universe "How I Met the Love of my Life." It is about the Hogwarts staff being incompetent.

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    5/?
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    !PLEASE READ THE TAGS BEFORE READING THIS GODAWFUL THING!

    You likely already know what My Immortal is if you were searching for this.

    My Immortal was technically already in English, but after Tara and Raven had an argument in the author’s note of chapter 16, the grammar and spelling got so much worse that I’m genuinely convinced it wasn’t actually written in English. I’ve since dubbed the text seen in this fanfic “Goffish”, a combination of the words Goff (the way Tara used to spell goth) and English. No joke, the grammar in this fic is so bad that the actual ass wikipedia page for this states that there are 5200 spelling mistakes.

    Because of this, I have done the impossible and proofread the entirety of My Immortal to fix as many mistakes as I could. Does it take away the fun from the original fic? Yes, but oh my lord I can’t read this fanfic without almost having a stroke. So if you ever wanted to read My Immortal without having a stroke or relying purely on Strange Aeons’ narration, just read this.

    I do not condone or support any of the things listed in the tags. I’m merely here to proofread what should’ve been fixed a long time ago.

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    44/44
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    11
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    Cuando en su quinto año en Hogwarts Harry y otros estudiantes son sometidos a las crueles detenciones de Umbridge y nadie hace nada para detenerla, Hogwarts reacciona debido al sentir de los estudiantes, despertando las consciencias de los Cuatro Fundadores que fueron entrelazadas con las salas del colegio. En completo pie de guerra contra todo lo que está amenazando a sus queridos protegidos, Umbridge, Fudge, Dumbledore y Voldemort, así como sus Mortífagos sabrían pronto porque nunca le debes hacer cosquillas a un dragón dormido...

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    Español
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    1/?
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    1
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    Regulus decided that in order to get the girl of his dreams he needed to do a lot of sacrifices. Whether those sacrifices were literal rituals or metaphorical life choices, he didn't care. The Black family was always known for their infamous madness, but with love thrown into the mix it was a madness to be reckoned with. Regulus is willing to do anything for the girl he loves. Anything.

     

    The Regulus ending.

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    16/?
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    Lady Magic has begun to find being an Immortal boring so she decides to pick one of the descendants she first gave the gift of Magic to be her Vessel. Picking a Magical at random she gave them a fraction of her magic and attention. Making a vow to watch but never interfere this all changes when her Chosen Vessel's parents are killed and he is placed in an abusive home. After one attack on her Vessel goes too far she lets him have access to her Power. With his new, awakened Magical Powers Harry Potter vanishes from Magical England without a trace.

    Appearing years later as the visiting schools arrive at Hogwarts everyone is about to meet a new Harry Potter.

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    English
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    51,909
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    3
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    173
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    2,726
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    “Points! Points Albus? And that worked out perfectly did it? Perhaps you can go take points from Tom Riddle when he targets his next group of muggles!”
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    Minister of Magic, Harold Minchum is a man of no nonsense and has no time for people he considers foolish. Including Albus Dumbledore.

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    1/1
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    19
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    I’m from Alabama, we’ve got cotton mouths and copper heads and you’re foolish if you think I’m sticking around a school with a giant ass paralyzing snake just wandering around. No way no how.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    189
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    13
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    1,267
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    Who would have thought a fresh slate was all Draco needed to be accepted. Harry certainly didn't when he started 8th year, although the cat helped it along.

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    English
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    29,480
    Chapters:
    22/22
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    82
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    119
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    What if Severus had guardians that went to International magical Wizengamot to get justice for him, instead of trying to get justice through dumbledore went to the international wizarding governing body. Have not decided whether Remus get executed or not because of shrieking shack incident

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    22
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    185
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    29
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    3,637
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    Severus Snape was not the only one to be targeted by the Marauders. Neither was he forced to endure their most heinous crime. This is the tale of the one who they hurt the most. Defiled, defamed, bullied, and beaten; her death covered up for the quote unquote Greater Good and for the best of everyone involved.
    She wasn't even meant to be a footnote in history. She was just to be a shade of the past no one knew about.
    But Fate has different plans in store.

    Language:
    English
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    12,153
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    171
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    263
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    71
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    The Wizarding world hadn’t seen the rise of the Three Lords in over a thousand years. Although time and again people tried to claim they were the Light Lord or the Dark Lord, the Grey Lord was absent altogether. How would Harry's life have changed if he were the Grey Lord? With a little bit of of Arthurian legend and a whole lot of book-slinging, the Three Lords’ rise to power won’t be easy, but together, they will interject the Wizarding world with the one thing it was sorely lacking: common sense. 11/26/18 - ON HIATUS while I work on original work for a while. :)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    35/?
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    3
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    761
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    Together since they were teenagers, Harry and Louis are professors at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. They may also secretly be married.

    Language:
    English
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    67,670
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    205
    Kudos:
    2,393
    Bookmarks:
    833
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