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• Broken Hearts and Zombie Parts ( Rosekiller edition ) by MoonPietheswearwolf

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  16 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
  • Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes
  • Regulus Black/James Potter
  • Pandora Rosier/ Lily Evans
  • Barty Crouch Jr.
  • Evan Rosier
  • Dorcas Meadowes
  • Regulus Black
  • James Potter
  • Sirius Black
  • Remus Lupin
  • Marlene McKinnon
  • Pandora Rosier
  • Felix Rosier
  • Lily Evans
  • Mary Macdonald
  • Emmeline Vance
  • Nana Rosier
  • Aiden Forest Parker
  • Juno Grey
  • Trans Regulus Black
  • he transitions partway through the story so she/her pronouns will be used in the first section
  • Rosekiller
  • Idiots in Love
  • Jealousy
  • Teenage Stupidity
  • Movie Making
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • People not admitting their feelings
  • Dickhead Sirius
  • redemption arc
  • Remus Lupin is life
  • Miscommuntication
  • barty has impecable taste in men
  • Graphic depictions of School
  • Crouch SR can step on legos
  • Chaotic Barty Crouch Jr.
  • Soft Barty
  • Fluff
  • Angst
  • It's totally normal to have fanstasies about your best friend
  • Right?
  • Betrayal
  • Evan is so jealous
  • Latino James
  • french black brothers
  • New boy James
  • Barty is making heart eyes at a lot of people
  • Unexpected Feels
  • This entire fic was written and then conan grey had the audacity to release his new song that is so perfect for this fic i might cry
  • we love Conan Grey here
  • all praise our lord
  • Minor texting
  • Does anyone like girls here?
  • Lily Pandora Dorcas Emmeline Marlene and mary raise their hands slowly
  • makeup artist lily
  • Sexual Humor
  • What can I say their teenagers
  • Angst and Feels
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Angst and Drama
  • Happy Ending
  • Pansexual James Potter
  • POV Barty Crouch Jr.
  • POV Third Person
  • Teenage Drama
  • Alternate Universe - Teenagers
  • Teen Angst
  • Teen Crush
  • Swearing
  • So much swearing I earnt this username

  Summary

  A big gay rom-zom-com

  Or

  Barty is desperate for three things this summer

  1. To create the best movie of all time and get into the school of his dreams.
  2. Figure out what the heck is going on with Dorcas and Evan and fix it
  3. And have his first kiss before he turns 18.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  11,953

  Chapters:

  4/?

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  3

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  105