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Birds of a Feather by sayhellototheangels (ACertainIdioticScientist)
Fandoms: Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
06 Oct 2025
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Some fucked up men doing some fucked up things. Alternatively, Swan has little regard for Winslow’s sanity. If you’re sensitive to any of this shit, please do NOT read it.
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Earthy Desires by ACertainIdioticScientist
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Be More Chill - Ned Vizinni
16 Apr 2023
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Angels aren’t always the most innocent creatures. Just as humans, which many once were, they have desires and wants, needs even, that heaven almighty (how terrifying) frowns upon, even dealing punishment out for the more serious of offenses.
Earthly desires vary in the degree of how screwed you are in the event that you’re caught. Getting a little drunk off your ass or higher than a kite? You’re probably fine, as long as the drugs aren’t that hard. Worst you’ll get from a little pot or booze is “a stern talking to” in the vein of the “we’re not mad, just disappointed” speech all parents give their kids one point in their lives.
The worst thing, or well, one of the worst things you can do, is fall in love.
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Pace is the Trick (Title Subject to Change) by sayhellototheangels (ACertainIdioticScientist)
Fandoms: Interpol (Band)
13 Sep 2022
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Daniel and Paul if Interpol was formed in a non-covid version of the 2020s. Paul works at the library and Daniel’s nervous.
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Perfect Form by ACertainIdioticScientist
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
11 Aug 2021
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In which Yuuri talks of his love for Victor on the ice and off.
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Side effects of the use of chemical stimulants to speed up replacement of blood: a study of one by Phoenix_Rose
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
07 Nov 2024
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“Should I call Bones?”
“I would prefer that you did not.”
Jim snorted at that - any man would. Spock could be on his deathbed and he’d still decline Bones’ tender mercies. He heaved himself upright, suppressing the urge to wince, and said, “He’ll be here soon anyway. Anything you want to mention before he does?”
“Yes.” Spock, likewise, sat up. “I appear to be under some compulsion to speak the truth.”
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There are consequences to using untested drugs to save your father's life, and Spock is about to meet them full throttle. Jim can only try and keep his too-honest Vulcan from insulting crew, ambassadors, admirals, and parents.
It's a full-time job.
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18 Sep 2025
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Winslow's in a mess of life after the incident at the Paradise because Swan isn't dead. In fact, Swan has been recovering from his injuries at the assistance of his Doctor and he's taken hold of Winslow's life. There's no escape for Winslow anymore and Swan has decided to claim ownership over him entirely after the clause in his contract. Winslow's gradual and deep decay into delusion has begun after he's beaten senseless by Swan's bodyguards.
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09 Sep 2025
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02 Jun 2025
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Patrick is a bit of an edgy loser and Paul digs it.
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02 Jun 2025
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Patrick Bateman is stuck in a cycle. A torturous, hopeless cycle, a repeat of the same day with the same conversations and the same shitty restaurants. This day is the day he plans to murder Paul Allen.
Murder can get quite repetitive.Bookmarked by ACertainIdioticScientist
01 Jun 2025