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Who, What, and Wenclair (2025) by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
07 Oct 2025
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Here be inedibly incorrect (and sometimes inappropriate) Wenclair for 2025. Within you’ll be subjected to a daily dose of inane humor.
Definitely contains: Excessive bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday’s mutually failed attempts at flirting, Bianca Barclay’s eternal exasperation, Yoko Tanaka being a certified funny bitch, Xavier being cruelly ragged on, and more.
Note: Sundays are a compilation of 3 to 5 shorts.
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- Part 2 of Who, What, and Wenclair
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Where, Why, and Howclair? by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
02 Sep 2025
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This is Who, What, and Wenclair’s filthy older sister, the one not invited to family events. She has all of the inappropriate Wenclair drabbles that didn’t just toe the line of innuendo; they tripped over it and fell face first into the debatably sexy gutter.
Contains: Excessive(ly) bad puns, implied intercourse without recourse, the occasional gender-swap, outcast sexual education, Wednesday being a total brat, Enid putting said brat in her place, cruelly teasing Bianca, Yoko’s bad advice, and more.
Updates will be daily-ish until the backlog is empty.The backlog is officially empty, so updates will now be whenever inspiration assaults me in some grimy alleyway.Series
- Part 3 of Who, What, and Wenclair
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Who, What, and Wenclair (2024) by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
01 Jan 2025
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After a particularly rough call from Esther.
Wednesday: … to her, you are a round coffin in a square grave. She will never—
Enid: Um! Hang on. A round coffin? Isn’t that like, a lot wasted space for just one body?
Wednesday: Inaccurate, mi lobita. You presume a singular corpse, a meager limitation that can be overcome by the careful application of one’s imagination.
Enid: …
Wednesday: And a well-maintained chainsaw.
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indeliblyinedibly incorrect Wenclair quotes for the indiscriminate reader. First fic(let) ever, so please buckle up while we abuse this learner’s permit.Series
- Part 1 of Who, What, and Wenclair
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For When Clarity Hits by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
01 Nov 2024
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Incorrect Quotes for Wenclairtober 2024! As the title says, this is for Wenclair idi— errr, I mean when clarity hits. Wink.
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Who, What, and Wenclair by Achromatophoria
Fandom: The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld), Wednesday (TV 2022)
07 Oct 2025
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This series is a teeming mass of inedibly incorrect Wenclair quotes. As a new chapter is added daily, the fic has been divided into years.
Within these inane walls, you will find the following:
• Excessive puns
• Horrendous flirting
• Unfortunate misunderstandings
• Bad, dad, and knock knock jokes
• The occasional embedded image
• Unhinged and feral Enid
• Derpy wolf Enid
• Wednesday being a thirsty idiot
• Bianca’s waning patience
• Yoko being a certified funny bitch
• Top Enid to Wednesday’s bottom
• Xavier/Tyler bashing
• Pre-Wenclair fails
• Other absurd things- Words:
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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Subscribe to the Vibe, Stay for the Love by BlackenHeartButterfly
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Addams Family - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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Enid’s just here to game, hydrate, and maybe blush a little when her goth girlfriend walks into the frame.
The Twitch chat? Unhinged.Bookmarked by Achromatophoria
10 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Everything I could have wanted from a Streamer!Enid one-shot. Tight and tidy perfection in under 3,000 words.
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All previous Addams who perished form heartbreak died on the day their mate was wedded to another. It was simply Wednesday’s turn.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,358
- Chapters:
- 11/?
- Comments:
- 613
- Kudos:
- 1,261
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Achromatophoria
28 Jun 2024
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Out of all the things Enid expected in her college experience, rooming with a five foot two, pigtailed probably-serial-killer who was named after a day of the week didn’t make the list. But Enid Sinclair was nothing if not an optimist.
And Wednesday Addams was nothing if not…
Whatever the opposite of Enid was.
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A.K.A. The college AU where nobody is a werewolf or a psychic but they still work like some weird enemies-to-friends-to-lovers anomaly.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 132,813
- Chapters:
- 9/10
- Comments:
- 357
- Kudos:
- 1,718
- Bookmarks:
- 333
- Hits:
- 42,010
Bookmarked by Achromatophoria
28 Jun 2024
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The stars they die, darkness has fallen in paradise by DamiaLuz
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
12 Feb 2024
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Since her graduation from Nevermore Academy, Wednesday Addams had been living life, much to her chagrin. The older she got, the less tragic it'd be when she died, unless she concocted some elaborate scheme to make it happen.
With her time divided between doing investigative work for the local police station's supernatural sector, tending to the chronic pain slowly consuming her life and motor functions all the while running a business, and internet stalking Enid Sinclair, time for planning such schemes was limited. She'd manage, though.
She always did.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,959
- Chapters:
- 13/20
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 271
- Kudos:
- 1,151
- Bookmarks:
- 252
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Bookmarked by Achromatophoria
16 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
First and foremost, this story takes the Addams Family Curse fanon and gives it life. Depth. History. It’s a character unto itself, a fundamental anchor in Wednesday’s dwindling existence. An invasive species, so deeply rooted that one almost forgets that there was a time before. Alongside Ms. Mio’s “I'd Eat the Sun Just to Feel Your Warmth in my Bones”, this fic makes the concept so. Painstakingly. Real.
This story. It’s everything one could want out of the heady combination of Mutual Pining, Unrequited Love, and Heavy Angst tags. It’s a forward look into a plausible (tragic) future. The author breaths into being a mythos surpassing the paltry world building of the show, and filled it with original characters (hello Daisy) that slot into perfect, natural order.
As for Wednesday and Enid? There is pain
inand longing. The air is heavy with it, enough to taste with each labored breath. You will walk with Wednesday, hand-in-cane, and feel as she does. Every meager scrap of relief. Every crushing inevitability.Fics like this can be cruel, but rarely are they handled with so much heart. I re-read it every few months. Maybe you will too.
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It’s been two and a half months since Wednesday and Enid broke up. They both struggle to navigate the grief, longing, and resentment that follow a toxic relationship.
This will have a happy ending eventually. But buckle up, this one’s gonna get really dark and really sad.
Thanks to my good friend and beta reader Toawk 🖤
Spotify Playlist of the songs each chapter is named after: https://bitly.ws/3fJTH
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 77,544
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 1,649
- Bookmarks:
- 220
- Hits:
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Bookmarked by Achromatophoria
16 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
From the author of “Better” and “Don’t Look Back”, this is a love letter to heartbreak and past mistakes. It is cruel, brutal with honest experience, and drowning in retrospect. It plays like a sequel to a tragedy that was bagged and tagged ”Hurt No Comfort”. It will hollow you out and leave you dripping. Seriously. It’s so damned good that Chapter 6 spawned an AU by another author that is also amazing.
Bird Cage’s world is not black and white. No one is without fault. The breakup, messy and inevitable, already happened. This story is the makeup, but not before they make. It. Worse. So come for the misery and (exceptional) smut. Stay for the moments of respite and healing. And try to survive until the happy ending we hope for.
Warning: This fic will abuse you. The relationship depicted within is so toxic, it’s legally required in California to display a Prop 65 warning. There’s more red flags than a well-orchestrated 30x24 game of Minesweeper. Bird Cage will stomp your heart with $1,200 Prada Monoliths, and you will thank it. You will ask for more.
You have been warned.