Achromatophoria



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  1. Summary

    This series is a teeming mass of inedibly incorrect Wenclair quotes. As a new chapter is added daily, the fic has been divided into years.

    Within these inane walls, you will find the following:

    • Excessive puns
    • Horrendous flirting
    • Unfortunate misunderstandings
    • Bad, dad, and knock knock jokes
    • The occasional embedded image
    • Unhinged and feral Enid
    • Derpy wolf Enid
    • Wednesday being a thirsty idiot
    • Bianca’s waning patience
    • Yoko being a certified funny bitch
    • Top Enid to Wednesday’s bottom
    • Xavier/Tyler bashing
    • Pre-Wenclair fails
    • Other absurd things

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  1. Public Bookmark 88

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    Enid’s just here to game, hydrate, and maybe blush a little when her goth girlfriend walks into the frame.
    The Twitch chat? Unhinged.

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    10 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Everything I could have wanted from a Streamer!Enid one-shot. Tight and tidy perfection in under 3,000 words.

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    All previous Addams who perished form heartbreak died on the day their mate was wedded to another. It was simply Wednesday’s turn.

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    28 Jun 2024

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    Out of all the things Enid expected in her college experience, rooming with a five foot two, pigtailed probably-serial-killer who was named after a day of the week didn’t make the list. But Enid Sinclair was nothing if not an optimist.

    And Wednesday Addams was nothing if not…

    Whatever the opposite of Enid was.

    A.K.A. The college AU where nobody is a werewolf or a psychic but they still work like some weird enemies-to-friends-to-lovers anomaly.

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    28 Jun 2024

  4. Rec *

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    Since her graduation from Nevermore Academy, Wednesday Addams had been living life, much to her chagrin. The older she got, the less tragic it'd be when she died, unless she concocted some elaborate scheme to make it happen.

    With her time divided between doing investigative work for the local police station's supernatural sector, tending to the chronic pain slowly consuming her life and motor functions all the while running a business, and internet stalking Enid Sinclair, time for planning such schemes was limited. She'd manage, though.

    She always did.

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    16 Mar 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    First and foremost, this story takes the Addams Family Curse fanon and gives it life. Depth. History. It’s a character unto itself, a fundamental anchor in Wednesday’s dwindling existence. An invasive species, so deeply rooted that one almost forgets that there was a time before. Alongside Ms. Mio’s “I'd Eat the Sun Just to Feel Your Warmth in my Bones”, this fic makes the concept so. Painstakingly. Real.

    This story. It’s everything one could want out of the heady combination of Mutual Pining, Unrequited Love, and Heavy Angst tags. It’s a forward look into a plausible (tragic) future. The author breaths into being a mythos surpassing the paltry world building of the show, and filled it with original characters (hello Daisy) that slot into perfect, natural order.

    As for Wednesday and Enid? There is pain in and longing. The air is heavy with it, enough to taste with each labored breath. You will walk with Wednesday, hand-in-cane, and feel as she does. Every meager scrap of relief. Every crushing inevitability.

    Fics like this can be cruel, but rarely are they handled with so much heart. I re-read it every few months. Maybe you will too.

  5. Rec *

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    It’s been two and a half months since Wednesday and Enid broke up. They both struggle to navigate the grief, longing, and resentment that follow a toxic relationship.

    This will have a happy ending eventually. But buckle up, this one’s gonna get really dark and really sad.

    Thanks to my good friend and beta reader Toawk 🖤

    Spotify Playlist of the songs each chapter is named after: https://bitly.ws/3fJTH

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    16 Mar 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    From the author of “Better” and “Don’t Look Back”, this is a love letter to heartbreak and past mistakes. It is cruel, brutal with honest experience, and drowning in retrospect. It plays like a sequel to a tragedy that was bagged and tagged ”Hurt No Comfort”. It will hollow you out and leave you dripping. Seriously. It’s so damned good that Chapter 6 spawned an AU by another author that is also amazing.

    Bird Cage’s world is not black and white. No one is without fault. The breakup, messy and inevitable, already happened. This story is the makeup, but not before they make. It. Worse. So come for the misery and (exceptional) smut. Stay for the moments of respite and healing. And try to survive until the happy ending we hope for.

    Warning: This fic will abuse you. The relationship depicted within is so toxic, it’s legally required in California to display a Prop 65 warning. There’s more red flags than a well-orchestrated 30x24 game of Minesweeper. Bird Cage will stomp your heart with $1,200 Prada Monoliths, and you will thank it. You will ask for more.

    You have been warned.