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“And what exactly are we making?”
If looks could kill, Lucifer’s corpse would be repurposed into garnish for Alastor’s Old Fashioned by day’s end.
“You cannot be serious. Is your geriatric mind so addled by ducks and dicks that it’s forgotten why we’re here?”
“What type?” Lucifer clarified. “Whiskey, tequila, that green stuff that makes you hallucinate?”
“Bathtub gin!” Alastor sang, summoning his band of shadow puppets to play a jazzy melody for their singular audience member. “Moonshine, white lightning, hooch. And my personal favorite–” he continued, sliding onto the couch beside Lucifer and slinging an arm around his shoulder “–coffin varnish, due to the ~poisonous~ risks associated with shoddy homemade liquor.”
“Are we making it in the bathtub?” Lucifer asked, highly interested in the idea of sharing a bath with Alastor.
After sweet Charlie’s efforts to boost redemption rates results in a ban on alcohol at the Hazbin Hotel, resident dipsomaniacs Alastor and Lucifer find their own way to have fun.
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- Part 5 of Drink Menu
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17 Aug 2025
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will you weapon your skin (feed the monster within) by FrostbiteFable
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 May 2024
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"Oh," Lucifer said, in much the same tone he'd used earlier. "I guess there is another option, huh?"
"What?" Alastor snapped, finally deciding he didn't care whether the thumb on his neck was good or bad, he just wanted it gone.
"I could help."
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It's a solution to a problem. Unfortunately, it's also far more than either of them expected to deal with.
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15 Aug 2025
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Alastor found the golden opportunity to capture his mark when Lucifer Morningstar himself wandered off to an isolated room at the party that he went to with his seemingly distant wife, Lillith. But after making the man unconscious and bringing him to his car he finds that he cannot go through with the hit on him. And no, it isn't for any sentimental reason. It's because the man is pregnant judging by the bulge starting to show on his stomach. Now Alastor may be a serial killer for hire, and he may even enjoy it, but he has one very firm rule; he refuses to harm a child, no matter the circumstances.
So now this was quite the pickle they both found themselves in. Because Lucifer woke up to find himself in a, admittedly very nice, cabin in the middle of the woods. Chained to a bed by his ankle, with his kidnapper sitting there telling him that until Alastor can get in touch with the person who hired him to kill Lucifer to clarify a few things, or Lucifer gives birth whichever came first, he was going to have to stay in that cabin. With his kidnapper. That he was getting more fond of by the day in spite of everything. Or he would have to die. Really at this point it was a coin flip.
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25 Jul 2025
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Alastor understands how to make tough choices. The bloodier, the better, he always says! But when he unexpectedly becomes a father?/mother?/parent, the decisions he must make bring him to his knees.
Parenthood is a job Alastor never expected or wanted. Frankly, he has no idea how to do it!
But, hey, at least he has one thing in common with the King of Hell now, right?
Or: it takes a hotel to protect a child from Heaven (oh, look! They are here too. Wonderful.)
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- Part 1 of Child of Shadow and Light
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25 Jul 2025
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Glowflies and Little Lies by Chimeras_Hope
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Sep 2025
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Lucifer was understandably shocked when some fallen angel, that he didn’t even know was in Hell mind you, bursted into his workshop (and the rest of his palace frankly) to yell at him for how he’s poorly been treating his daughter.
(Lies… all lies. Why would Lilith tell their daughter such lies?)
But! It all worked out in the end! Charlie wanted him in her and Vaggie’s lives and at their Hotel! Just… not as Lucifer. Luckily he was a shapeshifter and Imps were found all over Pride. And as Lucifer’s ‘royal secretary’ Lueur Magne was expected to check up on Hell’s Princess as much as possible!
Now if only that stupid busboy would leave him, his girls and his duck alone!
TO ALL ARTIST ASKING ABOUT COMMISSIONS: I am very flattered that so many of you like this fic but I am not looking to order any art commissions from anyone please stop asking. The answer is no.
AO3 is not the place to look for work and I will start reporting and blocking you. Thank you.Series
- Part 2 of GF & LL AU
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24 Jul 2025