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    Bruce finds out that a rival company plans to release a toy line of the Justice League. Said rival company is named LexCorp and a humanitarian's worst nightmare and there’s no way he will let the League be attached to people as abhorrent as that. So he quickly has all the superhero names trademarked. The problem? Now he actually has to use the JL and its assorted heroes in commerce somehow or risk losing the trademark. Hence, Wayne Enterprises launching a toy line.

    Which would be totally fine if the Justice League actually knew that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person... As it is, they're not pleased that this bimbo billionaire is profiting off of them. They demand to get a say in the matter (also, why is the Superman action figure arguably the hottest piece of plastic ever seen, what the fuck?).

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    16 Oct 2025

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    so cute and hot!

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    Bruce discovers a passion of Clark's that he never expected and now he can't stop thinking about Clark's hands in his hair. Good thing his stylist is on maternity leave. He's a creature of habit, he can't just find another stylist to fill in; he doesn't trust strangers - what's a poor billionaire to do?

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    Bruce can’t stop thinking about it though. He tries to get rid of the entire Clark-cutting-hair phenomenon, but it becomes an obsessive thought in his mind. He dreams of Clark’s hands in his hair, sliding down his neck, scratching at his scalp and while it is nowhere near the dirtiest dream he’s had of Clark, he still wakes up hard and wanting. The humiliation should be punishment enough, but of course it doesn’t stop there. When has Batman ever done anything half-heartedly?

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    11 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    aww

  3. Rec 91

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    “What do you want me to say?” Bruce’s voice comes out a bit softer—broken—echoing across the cave walls.

    “That I…” His throat goes infinitely dry. He couldn’t even say the word.

    Bruce ruins the good things in his life. He can’t have it happen to Clark, never Clark.

    Or, Bruce and Clark get stuck coparenting Dick after he gets turned into a five year old boy.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    awww

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    Superman stood, turned—and then everyone heard it. His voice, suddenly amplified, shook the air.

    “You ever dare touch one of my kids again,” Superman thundered, “and you won’t live to see tomorrow’s sunrise!”

    It wasn’t a threat. It was a promise.

    Or, the Justice League finds out that Superman has kids. They just also happen to be Batman's kids.

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    04 Oct 2025

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    awww

  5. Rec 33

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    “Crowley, I’m so… it hurts,” Aziraphale manages between shuddering breaths. “Please, I… I need…”

    Even if Crowley hadn't spent every waking moment of his existence (and many of the slumbering ones) attuning himself to Aziraphale's desires, he would be acutely aware of what Aziraphale needs right now.

    It's jammed against his thigh.


    On a beach outing, Crowley has a clever plan to share an intimate moment with Aziraphale. This plan, of course, goes off without a hitch.

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    02 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so so so good