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  2. Summary

    This series consists of Cabbage Patch Hobbits/Dwobbits!

    All works in this series will most likely be connected, so read them in order!

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  3. Summary

    This is basically just all of my one shots that are influenced by songs
    Some might end up being multi-chaptered, who knows!
    Enjoy :]

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  4. Summary

    Green(ie) is the main fic, everything else is just a one shot :)

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    I can feel the rain again, Lee whispered, unaware that just below him, Percy Jackson was tilting his head up to the gentle warmth of the first day of summer like he’d never before tasted sunlight.

    Reunited with each other after six torturously long months, Lee and Percy felt ready to take on the world. Which was great, considering that was kind of the plan.

    But the Doors of Death were still open and firmly under Gaea’s control. And she had no qualms about letting out the worst of the worst monsters to stall them.

    The longer the Seven spent on the Argo II, sailing for the ancient lands and trying to learn to work together, the clearer it became that while the past was the past…that past was far from dead.

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    20 Sep 2025

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    Percy Jackson knew one thing, aside from his name. There was a boy named Lee, and he was waiting for him.

    Percy was quite sure that, if not for that singular piece of knowledge, he would be dead a thousand times over. Every time he stumbled, scraping his knees on the ground and struggling to get back up, that thought spurred him on.

    There was a boy named Lee, and he was waiting for him.

    Not even the slew of monsters straight out of the myths that seemed to have no purpose except to stop him from getting any rest, relentlessly driving him across the state, nor the migraines that pounded behind his skull every time Percy tried to remember where he came from, could keep him down.

    Because there was a boy named Lee, and he was waiting for him.

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    05 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fin.
    Cryptic Percy is so funny to me
    It was just so good 😭😭
    Protective and vengeful Apollo is so good bro

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    *TRIGGER WARNING* ⚠️- guns are mentioned and used

    “Okay,” said Tony slowly. “So. I’m not saying you’re secretly a sleeper agent. But if anyone was, it would be you.”

    “I vote we test him for brain chips,” said Bruce.

    “I vote,” said Sam, pointing accusingly, “that we stop inviting him to training and start asking him to teach us.”

    Peter blushed bright red. “Can I go now?”

    “Absolutely not,” said Natasha. “You’re staying and explaining how the hell that was muscle memory.”

    Peter just smiled nervously and picked up the sniper rifle.

     

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    Yes, Peter can use a gun- he's from NYC for goodness sake- and yes, he is better than average (if average includes Natasha Romanoff). Here is everyone finding out about this side of Peter!

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    04 Aug 2025

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    When Peter’s aunt May has to miss his school’s Parent-Student Science Breakfast, he’s ready to tough it out alone — until a surprise guest shows up: Tony Stark. As Tony takes on full embarrassing dad-mode (with clapping, one-liners, and an R8 parked out front), Peter learns that showing up for someone can mean more than any invention ever could.

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    31 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love them sm

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    "Bucky, you've got— a spider on your ceiling."
    Bucky swiveled around and looked up— at Peter, hanging off the ceiling on one of his webs.
    "Ah, yes. His name is Peter. He doesn't bite."
    Peter looked at Sam, a wide grin stretching his lips, and waved.
    "Since when do you pick up strays off the streets, Buck?"
    "Alpine is right there," he chuckled, pointing a finger in the cat's direction.

    Or, about how Bucky Barnes picked up (another) stray.

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    Day 13: Surprise Hugs
    Day 14: "I had a nightmare"

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    23 Jul 2025