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The prospect of Theo finding someone weighed heavily on Draco’s mind.
It would change everything.
When Theo confessed that he had started dating Hermione Granger, their former classmate and Theo’s colleague at the Department of Mysteries, Draco couldn’t have been more shocked.
“Granger?” he’d repeated dumbly, when Theo told him.
“Yes, Granger.” Theo rolled his eyes. “About this tall, voluptuous hair, and even more voluptuous—“
“Yes, yes,” Draco said scoffing. He and Theo had discussed at length how fit she’d gotten since Hogwarts. Even back in eighth year, they’d both eyeball fucked her and shared their fantasies about her with one another sometimes when they wanked together, which was often.
Dammit, Draco was jealous. He was jealous of Granger, understanding she would likely monopolize Theo’s time and that her presence as Theo’s new girlfriend meant he wouldn’t be receiving any blowjobs anytime soon.
But also, Theo was dating Granger. Draco was jealous of him too.
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15 Jul 2025
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The Sacred Twenty-Eight is Dead by Forgive_Me_Severus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2024
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What happens when a writer: 1) is running on fumes and a cup of coffee that has long grown cold, 2) reads/writes Hermione-centric fics and ships her with like ten different people, 3) loves #allthetropes, especially marriage law, reverse harem, triads, and pregnancy fics?
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This, fellow fanfiction enthusiasts. This is what happens.
This is The Sacred Twenty-Eight is Dead - a part two continuation of Cantankerus Nott is Rolling in His Grave.
...or just another marriage law fic with no direction because I enjoy Hermione getting railed by four different men (quite probably - okay, more than likely - well, actually, she will be getting railed by AT LEAST two at the same time).
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- Part 2 of Cantankerus Nott is Dead
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07 Jul 2025
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Returning to Hogwarts for their eighth year, Harry and Hermione want to give in to the feelings that grew during the war. Somehow, a pair of Slytherin wizards gets roped in.
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07 Jul 2025
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“How do you know we even want to?” Theo inquires, tone mild. “Just because we’re friendly with each other doesn’t mean we’re gagging for a shag.”
Draco isn’t gagging, not yet—but if given the chance…yeah, he’d like to.
He clears his throat discreetly, though not discreetly enough if the upward twitch of Astoria’s mouth is anything to go by. Theo flicks a look at him before refocusing on Pansy, who is giving him a patient look.
“You don’t look at other women—” she begins.
“I’m married,” Theo interrupts impishly. “To you, and I value my balls, thanks.”
“—but you look at Draco,” she finishes, ignoring his interjection. The arch of her brow is uncompromising, daring him to deny.
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Or, Astoria and Pansy decide to put an end to the unbearable sexual tension between their husbands.
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26 May 2025
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Astoria may have been the only Ravenclaw in her family, but her close association with Slytherins through blood and marriage ensured that she herself was quite cunning and also a masterful schemer.
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- Part 1 of Third Wheel Universe
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23 May 2025