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    “I’m gonna be honest with you,” he says, shoving some cans on a shelf, “I get paid less than minimum wage, which is legal because I am a student. My manager has yelled at me no less than four times since I clocked in, one of which was for the fact that it was raining and I did not beg god hard enough to stop it. If you fold your hand into the shape of a finger gun and inform me that you’re robbing the store, I will personally put every dollar from the register in your pocket and then ask you to pull the trigger. My soul is so dead that I don’t even have a joke for it. I don’t give even an eighth of a shit if you steal that cabbage.”

    For the first time since his speech, the employee glances at Keith, and then does a double take. Some light seems to return into his deep brown eyes.

    “Actually, you’re cute as hell,” he says, and Keith goes red. “Take two cabbages.”
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    OR: Keith steals from Wal-Mart. He feels like it must be a little justified, because the hot employee stole his heart.

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    10 Jun 2023

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    “Lance, what in the fresh hell is that?” Hunk interrupts sharply.

    Lance looks at his hand. “A smoothie?”

    “The ANIMAL, Lance!” Keith points at the cat- who was perched silently on Lance’s shoulder still.

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    AKA: running gag I think should have been included in the show: Lance keeps picking up random animals, and the team is giving up on questioning that.
    (I also think they should have included that Lance is good with people, and can act well, but that's a fic for another time)

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    10 Jun 2023

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    Shiro looks pleadingly to Hunk.

    “Please translate,” he asks.

    This is not unusual. Lance and Hunk frequently have to explain each other’s trains of thought to the team at large.

    “Lance thinks he can see the future,” Hunk explains tiredly. “He is not a Seer. He just gets lucky, occasionally, and he’s observant. There is nothing I can do to convince him otherwise.”

    “That’s because you’re wrong,” Lance says patiently. “I do so get visions. I told you about the mermaid planet when we were fifteen, remember?”

    “Lance, you dreamed once about alien mermaids and the universe is so batshit insane that it ended up being true. That is not predicting the future.”

    “Mhm, sure. And the fact that I knew the names of the mermaids we could trust was coincidence.”

    “Exactly!”
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    OR: Lance thinks he can tell the future. That can't be right, though.
    ...Can it?

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    10 Jun 2023

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    Honestly, Hunk deserves better.

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    Five times that Hunk thought he walked in on Lance and Keith doin’ the hanky-panky, and one time he actually did.

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    10 Jun 2023

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    “I like Keith,” Lance blurted suddenly.

    Shiro blinked. “Oh.” Not exactly the revelation he’d been expected. “He likes you, too.”

    - In which Shiro accidentally reveals Keith and Lance’s feelings for each other… without even knowing about them in the first place.

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    10 Jun 2023

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    "Uh," Pidge said, "Lance? Buddy? What's the deal?"

    "That's Lance?" Hunk shouted, somehow still ramming ships away from the castle; Keith felt like bubbles were bursting in his head, effervescent pops of giddy fear mixed with conviction. Lance, he thought, Lance feels like this. "Thank God, I thought I was going crazy for a second."

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    09 Jun 2023

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    “This situation is a bit more complicated than we initially realized.”

     

    Lance raises an eyebrow, but Pidge is the one to question that. “Define complicated.”

    Allura takes no more time beating around the bush, “Well, I received a transmission. Keith and Lance--from the future, that is--would like to have their daughter back."

    or: Lance and Keith deal with a walking spoiler, in the form of a little girl who just wants to get back to her own home.

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    09 Jun 2023

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    Lance thinks he can get away with flirting with Keith if it's in Spanish. Lance thinks if he says the words angrily enough no one will catch on to the ruse. Lance thinks his secret crush is safe. Lance, my friends, is very...very wrong.

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    04 Jun 2023

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    “Not—not that you’d be my rebound! I mean, you’d be helping me take my mind off of this guy, but to be a rebound, I’d have to have dated him first, I think, and he doesn’t even know I like him, so. You wouldn’t be a rebound. At worst, we become badass partners-in-crime with a grudging respect for each other, at best, we’re soulmates for life and this is fate trying to help us find happiness. So. Um.” Lance swallows and looks up at the Blade of Marmora soldier through his lashes. “What say you?”

    They look down at their hands for a moment, fingers twisting together in deep thought. Then they’re pulling their gloves off, revealing pale, half-bruised knuckles of the human variation, and their mask is dissolving, giving way to big blue-purple eyes and an achingly familiar jet-black cowlick. “Who,” says Keith Kogane, in that low-pitched rumble that makes Lance’s stomach roil in the good way—holy fuck—“is this guy you’re trying to get over?”

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    04 Jun 2023

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    Keith is bitten by an alien love bug that makes him fall in love with the first person he sees. And just guess who the heck that first person is?
    (Inspired by art by @eyugho's Love Bug AU on tumblr!)

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    03 Jun 2023

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    “Keith,” Pidge says, resting their elbow on the table and their chin on the palm of their hand. “Describe Lance in three words or less.”

    “Who?”

    Lance lets out a squawk of protest. “What are you even talking about?! You know exactly who I am!”

    Keith doesn’t look at him. “I’m unfamiliar with the name.”

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    03 Jun 2023

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    Keith is trying to make himself smaller, to bury his head deeper in his knees, and Lance’s heart freezes in his chest. Anger dissipating like an exploded firework, Lance lets his hand fall limply to his side, mind blurring with static. When he tries to speak, nothing comes out but a choked noise, so he tries again.

    “Keith,” he breathes. “Keith I’m not going to hurt you.”

     

    (Keith has an abusive past, but with time and care Lance helps him become accustomed to positive touch.)

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    03 Jun 2023

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    “The hell are you doing?” Keith grumbles out, body mid-push up. There’s a snicker behind him, too close to his ears, though Keith can’t really understand what would be so amusing about this. Then again, he’s not really sure why Lance is lying on him while he’s doing push ups either. Other than to be, of course, annoying.

    “Nothing.” Lance finally says. Keith hears the grin in his voice, which only proves to irritate him a little more. ‘Nothing’ his ass. “Continue with what you’re doing, Mr. ‘I’m-Too-Good-For-Socialization’.”

    (Lance, as always, tries to annoy Keith by making his exercise harder. It doesn’t work. At all.)

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    02 Jun 2023

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    Keith was beginning to get the feeling that Lance had never had any intentions of taking Allura on this date in the first place.

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    02 Jun 2023

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    Keith wakes up to find Lance saving his life.

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    02 Jun 2023

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    “You act,” Lance scoffed dramatically, “like I wanna make out with him or something.”

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    02 Jun 2023

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    In which a half-Galra baby is found and Keith and Lance are, almost ironically, the two people most suited to deal with it.

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    02 Jun 2023

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    Or, five times Hunk somehow got caught in the middle of an intimate moment between Keith and Lance, plus one time they just straight-up made out in front of him.

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    02 Jun 2023

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    “Coran, what’s happening?” Lance didn’t like how Shiro's voice shook. Was something wrong with the wormhole?

    “The integrity of the wormhole has been compromised,” Coran yelled. “We’re breaking down!”

    Lance sucked in a breath, eyes wide. Compromised? Breaking down? “What does that mean?!” He asked into the comms.

    “It means we have no control where we’re headed!”

     

    Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no.


    After narrowly escaping the Galra, a corrupted wormhole leaves Lance stranded on the other side of the galaxy. With no team, no lion, and no idea what to do, Lance must fight for survival and show the universe just who Lance McClain really is.

    Asterism (noun): a prominent pattern or group of stars, typically having a popular name but smaller than a constellation.

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    30 May 2023

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    Lance has a boyfriend. Lance does not realize he has a boyfriend. Keith, understandably, does not react well.

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    29 May 2023

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