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    Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU. Between Fed-sitting and hunting a killer collecting siblings, the boys aren't having their best day ever.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    Following the disastrous events in Colorado, Sam and Dean encounter a new problem. An unknown creature changes Sam into his twelve year old self. Going from bad to worse, they are soon after caught by the FBI, who believe Sam has been kidnapped by Dean as a replacement for his missing brother. It's up to Sam to break Dean out of custody, not easy when you're suddenly a pint sized foster kid.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    ORDER 66! Millions of men have been waiting their entire lives to fulfill their duty - with varying degrees of success. Marshal Commander Bly embarrasses the Imperial Army by betraying his life purpose and 'rescuing' his girlfriend Aayla Secura and her padawan Quinlan Vos. Captain Rex embarrasses all of Mandalore by failing to assassinate Ahsoka Tano, Darth Vader's infamous Jedi Master. Qui-Gon Jinn embarrasses everybody one last time by sacrificing his life to help Mace Windu escape. Meanwhile, true patriots like Marshal Commanders Neyo and Bacara murder the Jedi gleefully.

    Marshal Commander Cody hands over his padawan commander Obi-Wan Kenobi to the Empire without complaint. Obi-Wan Kenobi's death at the hands of his former master Darth Vader will happen in darkness, and the galaxy will come to regret it.

    No Chip AU anthology story featuring age swaps, explorations of fascism, and utterly terrible parenting.

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    03 Jun 2025

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    When the original Luo Binghe crashes into his humble mountain abode, Shen Qingqiu half-expects that the shitty world of Proud Immortal Demon Way might just implode from its blackened demonic protagonist meeting his own younger, innocent disciple self. But when it doesn't, he's going to have to deal with something much more complicated: figuring out original Luo Binghe's intentions when he declares he’s moving into the bamboo hut, creating the world's most awkward roommate situation!

    Nevertheless, Shen Qingqiu might still have a fighting chance of survival—if he can only decipher the haunting look in grown Luo Binghe's eyes, and his own increasingly muddled feelings...

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    26 Apr 2024

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    Ch 19

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    “Ijichi,” he said, very seriously. “Why does my phone say its September?”

    The pause this time was even longer. “...Because it is?”

    “2017?”

    “Are you testing me?”

    Ijichi was trying his life today.

    Hah. His life.

    Wait.

    “I’m alive,” he realised, unhappily.

    “Yes?”

    “I’m alive, and it’s 2017, and I didn’t get bisected on a livestream in front of everyone who’s ever known or even just heard of me yesterday.”

    His perfect ending was ruined. Everything he’d built with Sukuna…the moments they’d shared…trying to kill each other…it was all gone. How could Sukuna never forget him if he didn’t even know him yet? He’d called him magnificent! Was all of that just...meaningless now?

    “Bisected?” Ijichi yelped, focusing on the least important part of that sentence.

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    Dying doesn’t exactly go as expected. Still, Gojo Satoru is not one to let an opportunity go to waste. He’ll fix everything…or possibly fuck it up, depending on who’s asked, but Suguru’s opinion doesn’t count for shit; he’s just jealous.

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    17 Aug 2024

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    Ch 2