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Foes and Friendship in Montauk, NY by smartypantsflute for aChorusofCrows
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
21 Sep 2025
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Diana and Neal go undercover in the Hamptons. They find more in common than not.
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22 Sep 2025
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Angel slammed the door open without knocking. “Vaggie wantsss —" he trailed off in shock.
Alastor, seated at his little writing desk, turned away from the laptop in front of him, looking suspiciously calm. “It’s polite to knock,” he informed Angel.
Angel gawked, mouth moving but no words appearing. Alastor tipped his head like a confused puppy. “Keekee got your tongue?”
“You, laptop, technology, glasses?” Angel stammered.
Alastor adjusted the little wire-rimmed glasses he was wearing. “Eloquent.”
Angel stepped further into the room. “What the fuck, Smiles?”
“I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. Why are you in my room?”
“Nuh-uh. Nope, you aren’t going to just brush over this like nothing happened. Since when do you know how to use a computer?”
“Oh, I’ve always known,” Alastor said airily.Bookmarked by Caelihal
19 Sep 2025
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The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.
He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.
It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.
More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
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19 Sep 2025
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Recently it seemed to Angel that the only things he had were long days. These days, if he slept for four hours, it was a luxurious night. And it was starting to weigh on him.
It is a story you've heard before. Angel is sleep deprived, and Alastor gives him a place to crash.
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19 Sep 2025
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There Ain’t No Grave (That Can Hold My Body Down) by TheLegendCreator
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jun 2025
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Alastor has been in a forensic psychiatric hospital for the past seven years. Today is the day he breaks out.
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14 Sep 2025