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    Sometimes the block man hyperfixation grabs you by the hand and drags you into hell

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  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    After Tango bans the saturated soups and honey bottles from the lobby of his decked out game, Xisuma, Cub, Stress, Grian, and Scar start mixing soups and potions for the pure curiosity of it! Too many combinations and techniques that make each batch of concoctions unique leads to endless exploration, and it seems like with every twist they put on a recipe, the entire thing flips around. More dangerous soups and potions like weakness or poison are handled with care, and everything is going smoothly... until they try to be a little more efficient with their materials and time, and accidentally get a little more careless.

    It's a problem of too many cooks in the kitchen, and unfortunately, there are 2 types of grey colored base potions known. Xisuma mixes the wrong one with his experiment.

    Xisuma drinks a Bad Soup. He blacks out.

    "And uh, one more question..." Xisuma asked. "Who are you?"

    Very bad indeed.

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    08 Jul 2025

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    The memory loss fic that rotates like a cow in the microwave

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    It’s almost 2 months after the Mountain Incident and Jaskier is sitting at a tavern, drinking his sorrows away. About Geralt, his sorry state of being (no lute, low on coin, alone), fall of Cintra just 2 weeks ago, fate and everything else. He though he was going to stay by the witcher’s side forever, but life’s no fairy tale. So more ale for him.
    In the corner Nilfgaardian soldiers get ready to kidnap the bard and give him to their wicked sorceress leader to force information from him about the lost princess. She may torture and curse him to get what they need, but hey, what can you expect from Fringilla Vigo’s student?

    Geralt’s 100% done with destiny. He’s with Ciri and has to hide from Nilfgaard's forces. And he still has to find Yennefer and beg her to locate his bard, damn it! And he needs to apologise if he wants to get his “dear heart” back.

    Yennefer licks her wound hidden in Brudge and contemplates her life.
    Triss helps fellow mages in Vizima.

    Lambert and Eskel travel south in search of Geralt, because they got letters from his bard saying their brother will need help.
    Oh, and they don’t even know about half of the shitshow it’s about to become. Truly ballad worthy story.

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    01 Nov 2024

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    ”Jaskier is sitting cross-legged on the grass, his face partially illuminated by the warm glow of the flames. His baby blue doublet shines in the light, and his eyes, a match, seem to almost glow with reflection. His musicians fingers are holding... flowers? Geralt peers closer, and sees that the clever bard is making a little wreath of dandelions. He looks... ethereal.”

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Or: The one where Jaskier is fae, Geralt can’t connect the dots to save his life, and, with some help, the pair discover what it means to find your true family.

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    01 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 80

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    “Jaskier.”
    “You just came towards the light to growl and hiss at whoever was stupid enough to be camping in a monster’s hunting ground.”
    “Jaskier.”
    “No need to yell at me. It took twenty years, but I’ve got the message,” Jaskier snapped, facing Geralt once again. “No more jumping into the way or annoying ballads. You can get your peace and I’ll just…”
    “Jaskier! I can’t fucking see!” Geralt yelled. His face was twisted in frustration.

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    Or Geralt gets spelled and Jaskier just has to help him even though he's hurting

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    01 Nov 2024

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    Julian of Skellige wakes up after spending 20 years as a human bard. Although he doesn’t remember them, they change him and now he needs time to get back to how things were. But what he doesn’t know is that there’s someone out there, who does remember his missing 20 years and will do anything to make him remember again.

    Or in other words.

    Julian got cursed and turned into a human for 20 years. Geralt fucked up on the mountian and wants to apologize. Ciri is just trying to survive and help her fathers settle their years of drama.

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    01 Nov 2024