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    When Hermione Granger rewinds time from the Battle of Hogwarts to the start of Fourth Year, her short-term goal is simple: make things marginally better. Keep Harry alive. Keep Cedric alive. Maybe prevent Ron from becoming a jealous prat.

    Except “simple” doesn’t account for Theodore Nott—a sharp-eyed Seer with a habit of showing up exactly when he shouldn’t—who seems determined to worm his way into Hermione’s plans… and maybe her heart.

    Meanwhile, Harry is contending with being thrown into Death Tournament 1994 with an unhappy wand. Something’s definitely off with Hermione—but it’s hard to focus on that when Cedric Diggory is absurdly handsome, devastatingly kind, and, for some reason, seems to actually like Harry.

    The graveyard is inevitable—but the outcome isn't.

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    Switching POVs Hermione & Harry | Hermione Granger Wakes Up and Chooses Violence (and Legal Action) | Harry “Please Keep Kissing Me” Potter Is Distracted | Death Tournament But Make It Gay | Harry Potter and the Inability to Recognize Jealousy | Golden Prince Cedric Diggory

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    Harry Evans is a lowly Dark Patrol wizard who’s working hard to advance. He doesn’t think much of Senior Undersecretary to the Minister Tom Riddle, but on the other hand, a one-night stand that lets them both get rid of tension seems like a good idea. Except that the one night-stand never seems to end.

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    25 Feb 2025

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    Okay, I have to ask-" Red Hood started seeming to break out of some kind of revery, "Is the orangutan your doing?"

    "No!" She exclaimed, indignant. Then continued in a slightly questioning tone, "At least- I don't think so..?"

    "Your uncertainty is very reassuring." The sarcasm in his voice was not appreciated. She was having a banana-based existential crisis.

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    The continuation of Inconveniences, Cultists, and the Warehouse of Rejected Toys, brought to you through the perils of the Author Curse.

    After finding Jason hanging above that destroyed warehouse, the Batfam are determined to find out exactly what happened. The consequences of this decision spiral and culminate into a hectic week involving many discoveries of magic, missions of mayhem, and rather personalized bouts of madness.

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    12 Jan 2025

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    The news that Timothy Drake, Gotham’s cryptid millionaire, has shot the Joker dead during a public live-stream hits the world like a freight train—and that is just the opening salvo of his bugfuck plan.

    Maybe there exists, in the multiverse, a configuration of Jason Todd who will weather this with decorum, dignity and self-respect. This version of Jason Todd decides that the life of an academic is not, really, all that rewarding. In contrast, the life of Timothy Drake’s live-in house-husband is looking more appealing by the second.

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    23 Sep 2024

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    When Harry Potter received his Hogwarts letter, he found out the terrible truth; his parents abandoned him, the world thought him dead, and he had a younger twin brother who was hailed as a hero. His parents were public figures who would not like to see their dirty secret resurface. His godfather, the only person who might care about his continued existence, had split from the Potters and left Britain soon after. Harry could contact him, but did not want to risk facing another rejection. Fear won out: he entered Hogwarts under an assumed name. He Sorted Ravenclaw and never let himself look at Charlie Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived in Gryffindor. He focused on his studies and his friends. For three years, he didn't make waves.

    He entered fourth year expecting much of the same. Then the Triwizard tournament was announced, and the papers claimed that Sirius Black would be accompanying the Durmstrang delegation.

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    09 Sep 2024