Cant_Handel_It



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    “I simply wish to be useful to you, little pet.”

    Your eyes snapped open, freed from their lust filled heaviness in an instant. An icy jolt lanced violently through your gut, cutting through the heat that had been building since he’d pinned you underneath him. Your whole body tensed hard against his but Astarion didn’t even notice your sudden lack of enthusiasm.

    Why would he?

    He was performing again.

    For you.

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    Or; Astarion wants to make himself useful to you and you have to remind him that he's worth so much more than his body.

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    Stories about my modern dark urge OC Clove and Gale that take place in a variety of silly little universes. Always sweet, always a bit silly, usually smutty, sometimes sad.

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    28 Mar 2025

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    What if Gale was still in a relationship with Mystra when he met his modern day Tav at a bar one night, and they both made some questionable choices? What if a quick flame only had one night to burn?

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    27 Mar 2025

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    Gods. A year ago Gale had been part of the University of Waterdeep’s storied wizardry department. Now he was in this decrepit little office at Baldur’s Gate University after destroying both his career and a fifteen-year relationship.

    He wasn’t sure if he was here to start over, or to give up.

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    Gale Dekarios had almost everything he’d ever wanted—until he let his pride ruin it all. Now he’s newly single and wondering if he’ll ever pick up the pieces of his shattered career.

    A collaboration with the brilliant sorcerer Alys Towerfell might be just the way to regain what he’s lost. Or maybe the way to find something even better.

    A modern academia AU in which Gale realizes the value of a clean start, Alys learns that it can be very attractive when men talk about chess, and (this is extremely important) Gale wears glasses.

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    For Astarion, it starts with the inexplicable emotions inside the stare of a brass-scaled Dragonborn.

    (But for Tav, it starts much, much earlier than that.)

    [A BG3 campaign re-write, with a time loop twist.]

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    14 Mar 2025