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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Blitzø was so done with the rats, and the general 'condemned-building chic' of their new hellhole apartment he and the I.M.P. team got stuck at after a failed mission. Thank god the damn rat-catcher showed up on time! But something weird was happening with this Stolas human guy. So, he and the team decided to sneak around and peek when he was alone working in the basement… BYNGO! Now they had an easy way out of this mess, out of Earth and finally back to Hell.

    «This fic includes art»

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    09 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    How the hell do you avoid an arranged marriage?
    Become a priest and marry God instead! Decide to flee from your family, have a couple identity crisis as a closeted gay young man, become a perfect example as a cleric, be too nice, end up as a the lapdog of an Archbishop, be successful but exhausted, get too friendly with the church wine, enter the mid 30s depression, fuck-up everything you constructed until this point, get promoted to Bishop as an excuse to be secretly banished to a weird ass town in the middle of nowhere…. and meet Blitzø, the annoying love of your life.
    Stolas' plan at 10 years old of becoming a priest to avoid marrying Stella was absurd from the start, but he never expected what he would find when he arrived at Holy Water town as the new Bishop. Nobody trained him to do exorcisms!
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    Written for the Helluva Musical Bang. Song “Holy Water” by Noah Davis, in partnership with Lis Lass as an artist and plot beta! Final beta by Caitsoprano.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    31 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Why don’t we help each other out, Legs?” There was a self-assured smirk on Blitzø’s scarred face, the mischief in his eyes making him look a thousand times more attractive. “I teach you, you teach me, that sort of thing.”

    He’d come closer than Stolas realized, effectively pinning him against the bookshelf.

    “You mean… favors for favors?” Stolas asked hesitantly.

    “Exactly,” Blitzø’s eyes glinted with satisfaction.

     

    Join Stolas and Blitzø in this rendition of the age-old trope 'rich boy x poor boy' but with their own cast of motley characters and a cargo load of shenanigans.

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    28 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    One year feels like a lifetime and there have been so many changes. Surely there can be no other changes right? Right?

    Some changes really are good.

    "Walk me home in the dead of night
    I can't be alone with all that's on my mind, mhm
    So say you'll stay with me tonight
    'Cause there is so much wrong going on outside"
    - Walk me Home by P!NK

    Part of the Helluva Musical 2025 Bang

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    27 Aug 2025