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  1. Rec 12

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    Something is following Tommy and Tubbo.

    It’s been a few days since they first noticed. They’ll be walking through a field, and the dry grass will rustle fifty feet behind them. They’ll be passing through an old town, and a shadow will slip behind a building down the street.

    It’s strange. The creatures don’t typically chase their prey for so long. They’re more ambush hunters. Regardless, Tommy and Tubbo keep their collars and cuffs sprinkled with cinnamon dust, and they keep walking.

    DISCLAIMER: The characters in this story are NOT intended to be accurate portrayals of the CCs who share their names nor of the DSMP characters they play.

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    06 Sep 2024

  2. Rec *

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    “You want me to help you do what?!”

    Bernard looked at Tim like he was completely insane, which was slightly valid but also extremely hypocritical. 

    “I want you to help me fabricate emails between myself and Jason Todd to convince Bruce Wayne that I was actually friends with his dead son so I can gain access to their family.” Tim felt like this wasn’t exactly a big deal.

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    Tim 'Sincerely Me's his way into the Batfam

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    12 Jun 2024

  3. Rec 2

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    Ranboo was immortal. They've never not been. So it was reasonable to expect that they'd end up working at a café at some point, right? A café where he meets one of his coworkers; Tommy.

    Tommy was the best, brightest, most amazing person that Ranboo's ever known in his incomprehensibly long life. It'd be a shame if anything happened to him, wouldn't it?

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    26 Nov 2023

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    Tommy thinks, generally, that he’s a good person. He’s had a couple of hiccups, but he’s not evil.

    This, though? This has got to be hell.

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    Tommy dies, and then he wakes up- but this time, he's trapped in the body of an otome game character. Not just any character, either; no, because the universe despises him and everything he stands for, he's been reincarnated as Theseus Watson, a minor villain with a family that hates him.

    Wonderful. This afterlife couldn't get any better.

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    14 Oct 2023

  5. Rec 49

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    Schlatt's consantly haunted by the ghostly memories of him and his kid, the decision to leave him in the box leaving permanant guilt and regret swirling in his stomach. He finally breaks and confesses the truth to his entire cabinet, expecting to be shunned, instead, they promise to help track down his son, and fix what was broken.

    Except it doesn't go the way they planned.

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    25 Sep 2023