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How to not fall for your homophobic neighbor (A guide by Zhang Shuaibo) by Certified_Trash
Fandoms: All-time Hall Of Famer | AHOF (Korea Band)
22 Sep 2025
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There are three things that Shuaibo learns upon meeting his new neighbor for the first time.
The first thing, which would be clear to anyone with a set of functional eyes, is that the aforementioned neighbor is fucking hot.
That unfortunate hotness ties directly into the second thing that Shuaibo learns, which is that his new neighbor (who smiles at Shuaibo and introduces himself as Steven Kim) is exactly his type.
And the third? Steven is a fucking homophobe.
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Alternatively: A comprehensive guide on how to NOT fall in love with your (unfairly hot, buff, tattooed) homophobic neighbor, written by Zhang Shuaibo. (Now if he could only learn to follow his own advice, it would all work out okay.)
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Cherry Lips (sweet on my tongue) by Certified_Trash
Fandoms: All-time Hall Of Famer | AHOF (Korea Band)
28 Aug 2025
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“What’s your name?” Han murmurs, sliding one hand around to rest lightly against a pale neck, his words low and heavy, but breathless with poorly hidden anticipation.
He gets a laugh, tinkling and high, then a breathless “Woongki. Cha Woongki.” That pretty face turns towards him now, plump lips grazing against the curve of his jaw, just below his ear. “But if you’re really nice…” Woongki whispers, syrupy sweet and teasing. “I’ll let you call me princess while you fuck me.”
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Han gets dragged to the club because his best friend (Jay) thinks he needs to get laid, but he finds himself in double the trouble when he meets Cha Woongki (and Woongki's super hot boyfriend, Seo Jeongwoo.)
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A slip of the tongue by Certified_Trash
Fandoms: All-time Hall Of Famer | AHOF (Korea Band)
27 Jul 2025
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Han is a perfectly good student in most aspects. He comes to class on time, even when he has to drag himself out of bed with a trail of dried saliva still smeared down his chin, he tries to pay attention during lessons, and his grades aren’t that bad. (They are.)
He does pay attention. He really, really does.
It’s not his fault that the TA, who sits politely to the side while the professor is speaking, is so fucking cute that Han can’t help but to focus on him instead of whatever Professor Hong is talking about.
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Alternatively: Park Han has a big, fat crush on the TA (Jeongwoo) and is failing his class because he can't focus on anything except for the cute older boy.
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In the games In-ho is as near to a god as a man of flesh and bone can get.
Now, though, he is not in the games.
He is settled into the firm leather chair in his office, a glass of stiff whiskey in one hand, the remote for his screen in the other, and an all-too-familiar heat swirling low in his gut as he clicks through the thumbnails before him.
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"You will never be able to convince me that this man (In-ho) wasn't rewatching tapes for the past three years with a glass of whiskey in one hand and the other shoved down his pants." Or, In-ho spends an evening fantasizing about what he'd do if he ever got hands on Gi-hun again.
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- Part 1 of Sick Obsession
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We'll meet again (Among the stars) by Certified_Trash
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV)
09 Jun 2025
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“Ahn Suho.” He says in that voice, the one Sieun has been missing for eight years. “Nice to meet you.”
Those eyes, which used to look at him so warmly, now stare back at him.
And they don’t know Sieun at all.
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Yeon Sieun, genius grav-mechanic and ex-convict, gets hired by Captain Park Humin to join his crew in the yearly space race hosted by earth's rich and powerful.
Three months in space, danger lurking in every corner, and a new crew of people intent on being friends that Sieun doesn't want.
And one Ahn Suho, who Sieun never thought he would see again, that doesn't remember him.
It's a potent combination that promises to ruin whatever sanity Sieun has left.
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Mini series of Gi-hun/In-ho fics all set in the same timeline.
This whole series is canon-divergent and I will be manipulating the events in the game to fit how I want things to turn out.
1 - Know your Darkness (1/1 - completed) PREQUEL, In-ho solo fantasizing about Gi-hun.
2 - Take me to Eden (1/1 - completed) The night after the 2nd game
3 - Make you mine (1/1 - completed) Final round of Mingle.
4 - The red means I love you (1/1 - completed) After the 3rd game, before the rebellion begins
5 - TBA (WIP, to be completed after the release of S3)- Words:
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They say there's only a fine line between love and hate.
Can you walk the line forever, or are you doomed to fall one way or the other?
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rock, rage, and bubblegum blues by iamlune
Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
14 Jul 2024
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There's nothing Soobin despises more than working at Kang's Discs. Sure, the paycheck is nice and it gives him something to do in the afternoons, but the rock music blasting through the shitty speakers all day keeps him on edge at all times. Add Yeonjun to the mix - a rock enthusiast with black hair and green highlights that goes to the store everyday and leaves chewed gums underneath the shelves with his favorite albums - and you have the perfect combination to make Soobin turn into a ticking time bomb. The explosion was inevitable, expected even.
Everything after?
Definitely NOT what Soobin expected.- Language:
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04 Sep 2025
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“You have such lovely hands. Did you make her scream with fingers like these?”
Okay. So Gyuvin probably would’ve predicted Hao saying quite literally anything else. And after saying something so brain shatteringly insane, Hao is now idly playing with Gyuvin’s fingers still splayed on his thigh as if that was a normal thing to say. Gyuvin’s hand has tightened its grip on Hao’s thigh without him realizing. He doesn’t relax his grip.
“Um?” Gyuvin manages.
“Or do you not know how to use them properly and that’s why she cheated on you?”
or: Gyuvin meets Zhang Hao at his ex-girlfriend's wedding.
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YJ You Stay, Soobin Crochet Away by bbhplsruinme, luliesoobie, TheSeaChapter
Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
22 Jul 2025
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As he dragged himself away from the display and toward the shelf where he could see the baby blue yarn it was hard to not let his thoughts wander. Because in his mind all he could see were a pair of soft supple thighs being squeezed just so by the admittedly lovely braided hem of the tiniest crochet shorts. The way when he’d raised his arms to stretch, like he’d just tumbled out of bed looking like sex on legs, his t-shirt had risen up to show just the tiniest flash of what Soobin already knew was a very toned, very flat stomach with little divots perfect for trailing a finger or a tongue down…
It was like this that he missed the person who slipped by him. The soft excuse me being puffed just shy of his ear that caused the slightest shiver to run down his spine. Soobin turned and saw a man grabbing all the baby blue yarn and tossing it into his shopping basket. A startingly familiar looking man. He was wearing more clothes than normal so it took Soobin’s brain far too long to place him. Even longer for him to jolt forward once he realized that there was no blue yarn left.
“Hey!”*~*
Or, Soobin takes handicrafts very seriously. And that's the only reason he doesn't like Mr. Cunty Crochet!
- Language:
- English
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30 Aug 2025
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Every time Soobin has his eyes on him, Yeonjun feels like he’s made out of a thin, opalescent glass. Completely fucking transparent. The waves crash behind them, in and out, whoops and hollers of rowdy youth, the heat radiating off the fire, suffocating. Soobin’s eyes look right through him.
He can feel his heartbeat, strong and fast against his ribcage.
Another lollipop.
A moment of silence, and then, “What flavor?”
He watches the flames lick up the logs in the pit, slowly eating away at their casing.
“Strawberry.”
(OR: Yeonjun is forced back into his hometown after being kicked out of university and a brief stint in rehab only to find that the boy he used to bully in high school grew up into everything he's ever needed)
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- Part 1 of iridic heart
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Nicholas has spent his life keeping people at arm’s length. To him, packs are messy, and alphas are untrustworthy.
Then he meets Euijoo. A friendly, patient, and infuriatingly persistent beta - or so Nicholas assumes.
Against his better judgment, Nicholas lets Euijoo and his pack get closer.
Maybe letting a bit of warmth in past his cold exterior isn't as bad as he thought it would be.
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- Part 3 of Warm On A Cold Night