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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Fifteen minutes after Wade doesn't show up Peter got up to search the apartment. He must’ve been pulling some kind of joke, hiding somewhere in the apartment just to jump out and surprise Peter.

    In Wade's bedroom Peter's eyes snagged on something he hadn't seen before. An adorable plush of Deadpool.

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    05 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    I am the original author of this fic and basically lost access to everything but it's ok because I'm back and better than ever! I've edited and added some to the original chapters and also have a new chapter for you all! Smut is still loading but it won't take years! I prommy

    "Weasel is sweating his hermit ass balls off, climbing up the fire escape, with 7 pounds of C4, in 90 degree heat, in JEANS. All because he forgot his fucking-

    "HEY WEAS!"

    Ok, haha, very funny God, you're just laughing it up huh? Is it "make ol' Jack regret not being aborted" day? Nana is visiting NEXT week anyways.

    "WEAS BABY, I NEED TO HAVE A COMPLETELY SERIOUS UNSEXY CHAT WITH YOU!"

    "Fuck off Wade."

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    29 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Hermann Gottlieb knew bullies, and he was also EXTREMELY effective in getting rid of them. The things he did because of Newton, honestly...

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    18 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    Newt figures getting drunk with Hermann might be a good way to temporarily bring back his own haphazard brilliance.

    Plus, okay, Newt really wants to see Hermann drunk before the ADHDrift wears off, because he’s pretty sure it’ll be the best thing he ever sees in his life.

    After Newt and Hermann partially exchange thought patterns in the drift, Hermann is way less inhibited than normal, and Newt still can't say the right things.

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    24 Jul 2025

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    Newt is a famous rock star in the punk rock alternative band Kaiju Blue that wears skinny jeans that are too skinny and Hermann is a modest part-time bookshop employee and engineering and science student who's never heard of Kaiju Blue in his life. Classic cliched superstar-falls-for-the-only-person-who-treats-him-like-he's-human. Blushing nerds and awkward tension ensues.

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    21 Jul 2025