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Stan looked up at the school gates from the backseat of the family car. Shelly sat next to him listening to her music too loudly, ever since she stopped listening to Lorde the quality of her music had dropped drastically but if anyone said anything she'd get all sensitive so it's best to let it be. "Okay kids, I know this is new but think of it as family bonding" Stan's mother said, turning around to face the kids.
"Mom, you're sending us away to a nine month boarding school" Stan pointed out.
"hey, now that I'm a successful marijuana and cocaine farmer things are gonna be different, this is safer for you two"
"I hate marijuana" Shelly said, crossing her arms. While Stan didn't feel the same way, he understood where his sister was coming from.
"Fine then Stan will get your farewell present" Randy said, throwing Stan two bags of edibles, Stan looked at his father confused.
"Randy Marsh, what did I tell you about giving the kids weed?"
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Schroeder had not meant to fall in love with his friend's sister, he figured it must've been one of the world's most humbling experiences. He hadn't even considered him and Linus to be particularly close, but there he lay, sleeping on Linus’ bedroom floor, sandwiched between Charlie Brown and the cold wall, and somehow all he could think about was how she was in the same building as him.
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Stan moved away five years ago, and surprisingly not much has changed.
A quick little Style one shot.
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ENTIRELY FORMATTED AS A SCRIPT.
First episode of a (fictional) miniseries.
~~~MORITZ
If we… were to enter, what would we play?ERNST
Moritz has got a point, were mostly doing covers right now.ILSE
we can write our own music, I mean Ernst you have that lovey dovey boyfriend that always writes poems ask him for help.ERNST
First off, we are not dating, and I don't even know his name, and secondly I am not displaying his private messages that he sent to me.ILSE mocks falling to her knees, pleading weakly.
ILSE
oh please Ernst, whatever will I do without you little internet boyfriends help.ERNST
Okay, just cause I try to meet new people-ILSE cuts ERNST off, the two start to talk over each other in a frantic manner, the audio only catching a few words from each.
WENDLA
I can write songs.
~~Formatted better in the fic, i swear
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Troubles Brewing by Consume_my_mind
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2022
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What's up losers? I am impulsively deciding to rewrite all of this (fix/edit, but same difference) because I hated some choices I made.
Anyways, moving forward (and backwards I guess) the ships will be Reddie with minor Bill/Bev and Ben/Bev. Stan/Patty
Also Stan is now ace because I say so (it's called projection!)
Losers club goes to Hogwarts!