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Infesting Memories by CoolBeesBro
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 Aug 2025
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Things have been going well for Blitzø over the course of the past few months. Suspiciously well, in fact. His relationship with Stolas has never been healthier, business is booming, and their whole hodgepodge of a family is more united than ever. So obviously, it was only a matter of time before shit hit the fan in a spectacular way.
Throughout his life, he formulated the perfect way of dealing with his trauma. That is: bottle everything up, toss it aside, and then maybe (hopefully) never think about it again. But there's only so much room to be filled before he can no longer escape it, and he’s finally reached that point. The persistent nightmares of him failing to keep his friends and family alive haunt him every night, his mental health is declining fast, and everyone is left feeling helpless as they watch on. It's not that they don't want to help, but everything they do seems to be making it worse. Stolas feels especially helpless, as he's at the center of every nightmare.
Everyone keeps saying it'll get worse before it gets better, but just how bad is worse?
(Summery changed as of 09/08/25 to reflect on the story more accurately)
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- Part 4 of Helluva Hazbin AU
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Life is different now. It's been months since Stolas' fall from grace, and despite the ache in his heart from losing his daughter, along with adjusting to his new norm living with Blitzø and Loona in the slums of Imp city, the Goetic demon would say he was actually fairing quite well. Even with his still struggling mental health, and the constant guilt eating away at him over Octavia's accusations. He eventually begins to think that maybe falling from grace wasn't such a bad thing after all?
While he and Blitzø work through the ups and downs of navigating both of their past traumas and develop their relationship into something healthy, Loona has reconnected with Octavia to give her support when her mother and uncle obviously won't. And if she's able to help her reconnect with Stolas along the way? Well that's all part of the plan.
Life moves on, family reconnects, relationships start to mend, and things are maybe, actually, really gonna be ok.
(Summery changed as of 07/20/25 since this story developed way past where it was initially intended to go when I posted chapter 1)
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- Part 1 of Helluva Hazbin AU
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It didn't take long for the birthday gift Stolas had ordered for Blitzø to arrive in the mail, and when it did, Stolas was immediately eager to give it to his unsuspecting boyfriend. It's just a framed photo, but for someone with self image issues and a tendency to scribble himself out, it's a calculated risk.
Thank Lucifer Stolas is good at math.
(Takes place some time before chapter 6 of Helluva Fall).
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- Part 3 of Helluva Hazbin AU
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Text Log: I Hope This Email Finds You Well by CoolBeesBro
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Mar 2025
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Stolas is home sick while the others are out at work. Being antsy and needing something to do, he goes to tend to his little garden on the fire escape. While working, he finds a note left by Blitzø telling him to go lay down. He gets the funny idea to send him a reply written as a corporate email, and Blitzø matches his level freak.
(this takes place between chapter 4 and 5 of Helluva Fall)
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- Part 2 of Helluva Hazbin AU
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The God of F̴̹̓͒́́i̷̫͔̱͛͆̓͠ͅv̵̧̮̩̈́ę̸̙̞̈́̉͒͂ Crowns by CoolBeesBro
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
03 Aug 2024
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A crown cannot sit upon 2 brows; but many may sit upon a single. The Lamb, bringer of prophecy and slayer of gods, now stands alone as the land's new, one and only god; with the power of not one but five crowns.
With the Crown of Death, life flourishes and those among the flock live long, fulfilling lives.
With the Crown of Chaos, order and law is held firmly.
With the Crown of Famine, wine fills every cup and no mouth goes unfed.
With the Crown of Pestilence, medical advancements are made to help cure sickness.
With the Crown of War, peace is brought to the borders of the Five Domains.
Five working as one, with purpose ever adapting to follow the will of their wielder.Lambert, the God of F̴̹̓͒́́i̷̫͔̱͛͆̓͠ͅv̵̧̮̩̈́ę̸̙̞̈́̉͒͂ Crowns.
A story following the coexisting of the now semi-mortal gods of the old faith within the Cult Of The Lamb. The five siblings drive each other crazy, as siblings are meant to: including but not limited to being obnoxious, bickering, and making fun of each other.
Lambert does their best to maintain order, all the wile they're struggling to keep their ever-growing powers in check; least they fall to corruption.
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Helluva Hazbin AU by CoolBeesBro
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Aug 2025
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Unbeknownst to most, hellborn demon anatomy can be a tricky thing- as in, nearly all demons are able to carry and impregnate. But again, this isn't common information... So it comes as a surprise when Stolas finds out he's pregnant from Blitz.
What happens when Stolas, in a panic, vows to let no one interfere with his family's safety… Even if it means keeping Blitz from knowing about the baby?
What happens when, at the same time, Blitz has a breakdown and vows to stop ruining his relationships?
What happens when both are trying to change their behavior, while also trying to maintain their facade and secrets?
What happens when. uh. Neither is doing a very good job?
What happens when people can't stop crashing through, figuratively and literally? What happens when things change?
What happens when everything goes wrong?
Like… all of the time?
What happens is a delightful assortment of chaos, relationships both old and new, and a found family just doing their fucking best even though everything is going wrong all of the fucking time.
Explicit for cussing, cursing, dirty talk, skippable occasional smut, & mild gore... You know, the Helluva Boss starter pack.
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05 Aug 2025
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After the shitshow that was the full moon, Blitzø had been feeling like absolute crap. And it wasn't because Stolas had thrown him away just when he'd started to accept that maybe, despite his best efforts, he had feelings. Absolutely not.
Staring down at the two little lines he really wished it was.
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A deep dive into Blitzø and Stolas's relationship post Full Moon, the miscommunication, the challenges, and the possibilities, but with the added hurdle that Blitzø is pregnant :)
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05 Aug 2025
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Stolas handed him the cigarette back and offered him a soft smile, the corners of his beak just barely twisted up. "I can’t offer a lot of comfort, I’m afraid, but I can offer companionship."
"From you, that’s more than enough." Blitzø said the words without really thinking about them, but he noticed instantly the change in Stolas, muscles locking as he froze in place.
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Blitzø and Stolas have a heart to heart on the balcony until they find better uses for their mouths.
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05 Aug 2025
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Rock Lee, Diplomatic Envoy to Sunagakure. There are so many ways that could go wrong. But Lee is determined to succeed! And to befriend the feared Kazekage too, while he's at it. Good thing Lee loves a challenge...
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Bookmarked by CoolBeesBro
24 May 2021
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Team Voltron's on their way home! Thus follows a series of adventures as Keith and Lance realize their feelings for each other and fall in love, entirely prompted by a 30 day writing challenge.
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- Part 1 of daily update fics!
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- English
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- 74,260
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- 30/30
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04 Dec 2020