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Gem threw her hands into the air exasperatedly. Winnie, who had stopped retching, glanced at her curiously. Gem bent down to stroke her.
“What do you eat, girl?”
Almost in response, the dog pricked her ears. Both went silent, and a barely audible sheep bleat sounded from across the forest. After a pause, Winnie's wolf instincts seemed to kick in, and she raced through the forest, Gem sprinting close behind. The puppy had surprisingly good stamina, and by the time Gem made it to the clearing, Winnie had made quick work of the sheep they'd heard. For some reason, though, she hadn’t eaten it yet. The dog stood staring at what appeared to be to be a normal cliff. Gem moved to stand behind her dog and saw something engraved on the stone. Something that gave her chills.
A symbol.
A symbol that, inexplicably, made her heart speed up.
Or, Gem got an invitation to join something called Hermitcraft with her friend Pearl. Also, she keeps getting weird flickers of déjà vu.
Bookmarked by Cra5h
21 Sep 2025
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fun activities to do with the person you're stuck under house arrest with by oneirogen
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
11 Oct 2023
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Open heart surgery doesn’t even rank up high in the number of weird shit he’s done on this server. Maybe approaching the top tens, if he's being generous.
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There’s a wall around his town now. A wall. Jimmy can’t even begin to imagine how many blocks it is. How long it must have taken to gather all the materials, all the dye, and how much effort it must have taken to build. And it was built quickly too, practically overnight, otherwise he would have seen it slowly rising into the sky or heard about it from his citizens.
He hates it.
He's tired of the jokes tired of the teasing, and when Joel stops by to mock him, to tell him that, "He's going to have to give in eventually," he takes a moment to consider... what if he actually did?
Not actually! But if he can dress like a doll, if he can act like one, if he can convince everyone that he is one and then make them regret it, then maybe, just maybe, he can get them to stop.
It's going to take training. He's going to have to learn to sew. He'll have to learn to act. He'll need to figure out how to use makeup. And maybe, just maybe, with the help of the citizens that adore him, he can pull it off.
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10 Aug 2025
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a crossover between AstronautBeans' Eldritch Lifesteal AU and EvilRat_Sabre's Lost Jaron AU. set in season 6 of Lifesteal
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He tested it first on rats.
He bought some plastic gloves, some syringes, some rats, did his best to kill them as humanly as possible, and put a mix of the most reactant bloods as well as a few other things (some very illegal drugs, some medication, it's not hard to find cryptic and shady postings on the together before injecting it into the rat. The rat practically exploded. A weird pulsing purple under its skin. Blood spewing out of its orifices. Yet he saw it open its eyes, stand up as if in no pain, wander around for about five minutes, before it fell over dead again.
He lowered the dose for the next rat. It made it till he had to pack up and leave, the next morning he found it dead, and he assumed it died sometime that night. So a minimum of eight hours.
He brings in Rekrap for his last experiment.
Or, the one in which Branzy wasn't always a supervillain and how that changed
Series
- Part 1 of How to be a Gentleman
- Part 1 of How to be a Gentleman Prequels
Bookmarked by Cra5h
21 Jul 2025
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Epic so far, can't wait to see where it goes in the future.