CruelisnotMason
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Have you tried turning it off and on again? by CruelisnotMason
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
16 Dec 2024
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Astarion is an enterpreneur with a failing laptop on a trade fair and Gale is a (unfortunately somewhat attractive) IT-wizard keen on helping him with his technical issues.
To get right back at Linda from sales for simply existing within the same company as Astarion and to secure the highest number of deals during his stay, Astarion needs to keep Gale interested—in helping him. -
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Back from his year abroad studying, Takashi Shirogane, oldest son of the duke, is expected to guide his younger stepbrother into becoming a man of society.
With lukewarm feelings, Shiro takes on the responsibility but soon realizes that his newly adopted brother Keith won't so easily follow his father's plans.
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but the cat came back, he just couldn't stay away by CruelisnotMason for perfchan
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
05 Jan 2024
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Shiro thinks he became a single parent (to a fur child), while Keith thinks he must protect Shiro at all costs.
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Harry wants to rebuild Hogwarts, Remus wants to rebuild a friendship, and Sirius—
—Well, Sirius doesn't know what he wants from life at all.
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“Keith,” he addresses him directly. “How’s your day going?”
A simple question, not sounding caring even– but Keith looks so perplexed at the directness.
His widened eyes relax, and a small smile appears on his face. “What a you-thing to ask a complete stranger.”
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- Part 3 of Multi-chap fics for an all-nighter
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Catradora post-s5 smut by CruelisnotMason
Fandom: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
30 May 2020
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Space Explorers Verse by CruelisnotMason
Fandom: Voltron - Fandom, Voltron: Legendary Defender
14 Feb 2020
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Multi-chap fics for an all-nighter by CruelisnotMason
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
04 Aug 2023
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Angsty pre-s5 Catradora fics by CruelisnotMason
Fandom: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
04 Apr 2020
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Two years after the defeat of the netherbrain, Gale and Astarion met again and ended up in a loving marriage. Now, for his 270th birthday, Gale wants to ensure he gives his husband a gift he will never forget: the ability to see himself for the first time in centuries. And perhaps, to engage in some fun activities with his image.
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“By all means, do something less exceptional… and think of me while you’re doing it.”You've already slept with Astarion, but turn down his advances at the tiefling party to spend the night with someone else. However, thanks to your tadpoles, Astarion ensures that your mind doesn't wander far.
It starts something neither of you can resist.
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This shameless smut is a one-shot-turned-multi-chapter spicy Astarion/reader series featuring themes of tadpole sex, kink, some dubcon, and generally being mean(?) to Gale. Each chapter can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 1 of tremendous appetites
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Shadowheart lets Karlach drag her away from the reunion with their companions- and nearly gets caught in a rather compromising position.
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01 May 2025
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Astarion has never learned to swim. When he lets this slip to Gale, his roommate, he offers to teach him. A lesson under the pier leads to something more.
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- Part 5 of Crack Shack Creations
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Bookmarked by CruelisnotMason
01 May 2025
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Don't Make Me Beg For You (Because I'll Beg For You) by CuriousMay
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Oct 2022
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Sirius' head jerks round, eyes wide with shock. Remus is still speaking but all Sirius can hear now is white noise. He stares at Remus, who is carefully constructing his chicken sandwich as he talks, seemingly unaware of the conversational grenade he's just launched into the room.
"What?"
"You know, Rita Schaffer? She was that 4th year who had that incident with Bleatchley's Beauty Bleach in '75 just after our exams and Madam Pomfrey had to regrow all her hair-" Remus starts as he puts down the tomato but Sirius cuts him off with a sharp wave of his hand.
"No, not that, you idiot. The other bit. You said - you said you're in love with me?"
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15 Apr 2025