Definately_not_a_cat
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Get the London Look -The Scotland Yard Interludes by Definately_not_a_cat, madasahatter (gaytriangle)
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
28 Jan 2025
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After rescuing their friend from unjust imprisonment, the Scotland Yard crew have time for a little bit of a breather. Sherlock, John and Colin may continue their antics in centre stage, but in the wings Molly Hooper, Sally Donovan, and Greg Lestrade have lives to live, bills to pay, and and the ever so slightly supernatural to weather.
Or: adventures in secret santa rigging, shovel stealing, and supernatural stirrings, as told though texts, newspaper scraps and accidental voicemails.
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The Clawsome Caper of Sally Donovan by Definately_not_a_cat for madasahatter (gaytriangle)
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
28 Jan 2024
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Where Sally loses any hope she had at a nice evening off and gains a few more hairballs than expected.
Or: What was Catra up to while Colin was in jail? Making it everyone else’s problem, of course.
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Santa Buddy by Definately_not_a_cat for madasahatter (gaytriangle), catwiththecream
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
26 Dec 2023
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Eddie just wanted to pick up some extra cash and get through the holiday season with some of his dignity left intact, thank you very much.
One missing mall Santa later, he would settle for getting through with his sanity intact. Now if only this charity singer would stop accidentally making him blush...Fresh off their flight into LA, Eddie ends up stepping in as a mall Santa at the same shopping centre that Buck spontaneously volunteers to be a charity caroler at. What follows could only be described as the single true interpretation of Bublé's cover.
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A local firefighter’s increasingly less subtle attempts at flirting with obliviousdilfmall Santa -
All souls wait; Some souls wander by Definately_not_a_cat, madasahatter (gaytriangle)
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
02 Nov 2023
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Somewhere in England, a lot downwards and a little to the left, was a lake. This lake did not exist. Nestled just around the corner from this non-existant lake was The Village, which also didn't exist, and it was generally accepted that even if they did, it was a very bad idea to try find them.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, accademia doesn't particularly care about reason or self-preservation.
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A phd student just wants to write his thesis and ends up becoming an unwilling accessory in a ghost storySeries
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What is love? (Baby don't hurt me) by Definately_not_a_cat
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
07 Jul 2023
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Simon and Doric have decided that they're courting.
What comes next is that hard part.*
Or, the 5 times Simon and Doric decide to outsource the question: What is love? And get the opposite of an answer.
(and the 1 time where they sort of figure it out themselves (with a little help, of course)).
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by the pricking of my pen, something is wrong somewhere somewhen by Definately_not_a_cat, madasahatter (gaytriangle)
Fandom: Merlin (TV), Sherlock (TV)
28 Jan 2025
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The dedicated sidefic series for Destiny!
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the Marvelous Misadventures of Modern Merlin by Definately_not_a_cat, gaytriangle, madasahatter (gaytriangle)
Fandom: Merlin (TV), Sherlock (TV)
28 Jan 2025
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Destiny is Calling (Pick Up The Damn Phone) and related stories, centring around an immortal Merlin who has survived long enough to interact with the Sherlock universe. This goes exactly as badly as expected.
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A Good Man by Aniron84
Fandoms: Knives Out (2019), Glass Onion (2022), Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
06 Jan 2023
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Blanc set down his glass. “Professor, I’m beginning to suspect that you might be the most interesting person here. Maybe even one of the most interesting people I’ve ever met.”
Phillip stared. “Are you taking the piss?”(Or, Benoit Blanc returns from his trip to Greece, and Phillip reflects on the night they first met.)
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- Part 1 of A Good Man 'verse
Bookmarked by Definately_not_a_cat
13 Feb 2024
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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13 Sep 2023
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we could jump the state lines (we only get the one life) by notcaycepollard
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
22 Dec 2016
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It starts in Paris.
“You can’t steal things just because you like them,” Sam tells Bucky, feeling innately that this is a losing battle, and Bucky cocks his head to the side, considers Sam very thoughtfully.
“Really,” he says. “I’m stealing you, aren’t I?”
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Bookmarked by Definately_not_a_cat
31 Aug 2023
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God, Tetsurou's too young to be feeling like this.
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- Part 2 of a matter of infinite hope
Bookmarked by Definately_not_a_cat
24 Aug 2023
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You’re a Sunflower (I Think Your Love Would Be Too Much) by Writer_Lethogica
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
17 Dec 2021
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Inspired by this Tumblr post, a what-if about Aaron Davis and Peter B. Parker being fake married.
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“Uh,” said Miles, and Peter knew he was usually pretty okay (like, a B- at the very least) at keeping up a cover story, so the kid was bound to have some level of ability to lie too, right, “This is my Uncle Peter.”
Miles said.
To his own parents.
Was Peter inwardly screaming?
Sure.
Out of all the cover stories with all the people, how?
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Bookmarked by Definately_not_a_cat
02 Apr 2022