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  1. Public Bookmark 79

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    "There’s something, something in Finnick’s eyes she can’t dismiss, something she hasn’t seen in him before, another game, a different mask. If Johanna didn’t know any better, she’d call it rage."

     

    Johanna Mason fights to survive. Finnick Odair doesn't fail.

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    20 Jun 2025

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    Foaming at the mouth jaw locked God I love Johanna Mason and Finnick Odair ughhhhhhgrrrrnjggrrrr

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    I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).

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    The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.

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    12 Jun 2025

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    Honestly epic this is so so fucking funnyyyy

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Tommy joined the Kaplan family three years ago, and Billy wishes he wanted to be a bigger part of it.

    He also wishes Teddy wasn't heterosexual.

    Some wishes might come true.

    (Immediately picks up from Neurotic to the Bone in Billy's perspective)

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    11 Apr 2025

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    When Tommy and Billy laid eyes on each other for the first time, Billy said: “What?”
    Tommy said: “Oh, fuck this shit.”

    He let out an emphatic, “I’m gonna fucking kill myself,” garnering an alarmed look from one of the elderly women in workout gear that made speedwalking circuits around the upper level of the mall

    glaring at Loki went they slid into the store fifteen minutes late with Starbucks.
    BILLY AND LOKI HOT TOPIC COWORKER RIVALS OH I LIVE FOR THIS OH GOD

    “You wear your hats backwards!” Billy defended.
    “I’ve been flirting with you for months!” Teddy said back.
    “You changed your earrings for pride month. They were rainbow. I’m so stupid. I am the dumbest bitch I know.”

     

    ^^^^^^^^ had to lock myself in a bathroom stall while reading this to cover for the fact that it had me waving my hands in agony, physically hopping up and down, covering my eyes at regular intervals, and stifling screams. Best fic I've read in a while, thank you for giving us real life hot topic drama

  4. Public Bookmark 84

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    The Young Avengers all work at a mall and have a shitload of trauma. That’s it that’s the story.

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    11 Apr 2025

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    COMEDY GENIUS

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    David Alleyne works at the mall and has a crush on Noodles Guy. Meeting him does not go as expected.

    (and apparently, Noodles Guy's brother is Galaxy Hot Topic Kid, who may or may not like Handsome Blonde Dude that works at American Eagle)

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    11 Apr 2025

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    the door burst open. In it stood none other than Galaxy Hot Topic Kid in Wonder Woman pajamas and a tank top, black under his eyes where eyeliner hadn’t come all the way off. Behind him, Teddy stood, bewildered, glancing from Tommy to David to Galaxy Hot Topic Kid and back again like he didn’t know what to do.

     

    “Bill-eeeeee,” Tommy said from the toilet, sing-song, and then to David, “I’m in trouble now.”

     

    “Did it hurt?” Tommy whispered. "The vending machine. When you fell from it,” Tommy said, and rolled so his head hung upside-down out of the window. “Because you’re a snack.”

    “For fuck’s sake,” Billy said. “I think that’s our sign."

     

    ^^^^SCREAMINGBFNFHBHJ THIS FIC IS SO SO FUNNYYY I CAN DO NOTHING BUT LOSE MY SHIT GJFHFG
    THE UPSIDE DOWN LISA NAMETAG
    PUZZLE MAN THINKING NOODLES GUY IS COOL AND SUAVE WHEN REALLY HE'S AN IDIOT THROWING UP INTO A TOILET
    LOSING MY MIND
    ELI AND DAVID FRIENDSHIP EEEEE