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    “Forever” is simply not in the cards. Can’t be.

    Shouldn’t be, but a nagging little thought has been squirming around in the back of his mind lately, blinking in and out like the light above his bathroom mirror. Just a little longer. Me, here, like this—just a little longer. Annoying, really, like an itch that only hurts to scratch. But what’s he supposed to do—not scratch it? When the day’s broadcast goes so well and the new segment he and Tenna implemented goes off without a hitch and the production staff treat him like he’s a god and Tenna invites him out to a celebratory dinner with a smile like that?

    Oh, he’s so fucked. That’s the one thing about him that doesn’t change.

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    A 27 page fic/comic hybrid! What would it take for an autonomy-starved man to marry the control freak he loves? This, maybe!

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    12 Oct 2025

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    Sighing, Tenna cups the bottom of his plush stomach, feeling the way it bows out into his hand. He feels so… old. It doesn't help that he still has those photos from the early days in his career pinned up and down his mirror, taunting him with the reminder that he's going out of fashion and getting out of shape. What's even worse is he's due out for dinner in thirty, and he’s forced to wear his trousers low under the curve of what can only be described as a belly, because they won't button any other way. It frames the whole – situation – in an unforgiving way, creating a noticeable pooch that hangs just slightly over his waistband. Then, there's the issue of how they dig into his hips, causing them to spill over just slightly. If he’s not careful, he’s going to have to start describing them as love handles. Love handles! What sort of performer has them? None! Not a single one, the last time he checked. And he checks a lot. Turning on his heel, he walks over to his couch and sits down, pointedly ignoring the way his pants feel even tighter. They bunch at his crotch awkwardly, the fabric around his thighs stretched tight, and he finds himself trying to adjust himself to no avail.

    How did he let it get this bad? Again?

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    08 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Battat finally gets to attend one of Spamton and Tenna's Bi-monthly blackjack games, but learns very quickly that the players are gambling with something other than money.

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    12 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    There's never been a time where Tenna hasn't noticed something going on. He's always aware. He prides himself on it.

    But he doesn't feel pride at the strange feeling he gets when he sees Spamton’s stomach getting bigger by the day.

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    05 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    There is no life and there is no meaning. There is nothing until the universe deems it so. I am nothing until the voice speaks to me. I am everything when the voice embraces me. Please, whatever entity you are. Whatever entity I am. Allow me this existence. Allow me to be so simple yet so completely devoted. Allow me to adore you and everything that you do. For I only truly exist because of you.

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    05 Sep 2025