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From your grade school science textbook and/or educational video: What Is A Black Hole? by Dmitreeeee
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 Aug 2025
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Ajax of Morepesok, Snezhnaya, Teyvat, learns what a black hole is.
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An interpretation of what exactly got into young Ajax's head to so truly and completely plant in him the goal of strength. Any of you ever hear of manifestation? Where you're supposed to visualize what you want very hard and devotedly and consistently, and supposedly you may will the universe into putting it in your path, or putting you on its path? Mm. Childe is canonically arrogant. Isn't it interesting how arrogant he is, considering he is only the weakest of the strongest people of his world? He's strong, sure, but because he moves in such Older and Greater circles he's heirarchally weakest among them. The people he looks up to are *Skirk* and *The Tsaritsa.* So! One wonders how the fuck he's so confident that he is close to, or can get to, their level.
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"...the beast seems to have reached the same conclusion- that she is going nowhere, and it is utterly doomed."
Or: A description and/or account of that time Ganyu 'choked a giant monster to death with ease', from Ganyu's perspective.
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In which Ganyu cannot help but notice how beautiful the favonian librarian is during a government meeting, said librarian notices, and the two go out for a walk!
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In the Matter of Sexual Pleasure, Yun-Xiansheng Takes a Mentor by Dmitreeeee
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Mar 2025
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"And you are quite comfortable, Yun-xiansheng?”
“I am,” Yun Jin replies, and she accents it with a small smile. In return, Zhongli-xiansheng’s eyes crinkle kindly at her. He then closes them in an assenting nod, and together they take a moment to breathe.------------------
In which Yun Jin enlists the help of a friend to try and experience an orgasm, Zhongli is an old-gentleman sort of charming with crows' feet eye wrinkles, and the author may or may not be projecting her own problems. Enjoy <3
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In Which Ajax Telamonian Needs A God To Love by Dmitreeeee
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Mar 2025
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"pray."
"...I'm not sure I can."
"You're here in peace, because you're lost, because your archon is dead. Yes?" Diluc gestures to the statue.
"So pray."----------------------------------------
As the title, tags and summary say! Tartaglia, freshly archonless, comes to Mond to find something to fill the god-shaped hole in his heart.
(Chalter 1 is prologue, chapter 2 is ajax in Mond)-inspired/prompted by that one Dear Arkansas Daughter Childe/Venti animation, I can't find it at the moment to credit but if anyone does know the username please do comment and tell me!
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we'll find some other way by storm_warning
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
23 Apr 2022
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Something is different from before. It prickles at his skin, nauseates him. He hates the camera flashes and the scrutiny and the suit collars and the exhaustion. He hates shaving but he can’t stand to go unshaven. He hates his hair but he can’t stand to cut it. He wants to smear darkness into his eyes and change his clothes and be invisible again: to everyone else, to himself.
Sometimes he thinks he might hate Selina - he doesn’t; he doesn’t - but sometimes he thinks he might, because he looks at her and it opens a hole in his chest.
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13 Oct 2025
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“Prove it.”
Kaveh paused. Slowly, he turned around. “What?”
“Prove that you won’t fall in love.”
Kaveh tilted his head. “And how do you suggest I do that?”
“Date me,” said Al-Haitham. “Prove to me that you won’t fall in love.”
Kaveh keeps getting broken up with and is on the verge of giving up on love when Al-Haitham propositions him.
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13 Oct 2025
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The toddler began to cry, and then he started to cough from trying to cry too hard, snot dripping down his face. Another adult came hurrying over to help him to his feet before they went inside to head, presumably, to the nurse’s office.
Loud, chaotic, dirty. Everything that went against Al-Haitham’s standards.
“Working here as what?” Kaveh blinked. “Like admin or something? That’s probably quiet and far enough from kids for you. Though—”
“No,” interrupted Al-Haitham. “I don’t.”
After getting fired from a prestigious architecture firm, Kaveh moves back to his hometown to raise his five-year-old brother only to find that an old college "acquaintance" is his little brother's kindergarten teacher.
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12 Oct 2025
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‘So I’m alive?’ Kaveh interrupts.
Cyno makes to say more, but Tighnari gets there first. He says, ‘Every year the games get more and more complicated.’
And that clears the furrow in Cyno’s brow, makes him smile. He reaches across to squeeze Tighnari’s hand. ‘Isn’t it perfect?’
‘So am I alive!?’
‘Volume,’ Alhaitham warns.
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12 Oct 2025
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By order of the Tsaritsa, Childe is to wed Diluc Ragnvindr as a way to ensure cordial political relations between Snezhnaya and Mondstadt.
(They didn't count on their relationship being - becoming - anything more than a marriage of convenience.)
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12 Oct 2025